Zoofights 5: brutes fighting brutes in a world that couldn't get any worse

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Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

yesssssss I've been waiting for this to show up :dance:

Voting BRUT-05 because I'm getting tired of sea creatures in these fights.

# ¿ May 2, 2010 04:25

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 23:28

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

It's clear to me that ##Snake Preview will be the winner, even if only by attrition. The more blood he loses, the weaker and easier to target his foe will be. What hope has a mosquito when the well it drinks from is poisoned?

# ¿ May 4, 2010 07:10

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

##Smash Gordon will clearly be the winner. I've been wrong twice, but I can't be wrong a third time. The communist evil of the Sturgeon General cannot stand up to his British, brutish might.

# ¿ May 7, 2010 03:28

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

Okay. So I've been wrong in THREE fights thus far, but unless I continually vote for the loser for the rest of the first round, I'm going to lay off declaring myself king of underdogs. With that said, I vote ##Pride and Prejudice for the winner, to take down its opponent with the force of sheer awesome.

# ¿ May 9, 2010 07:04

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

##Sting Kong will be the clear winner in this fight. His stingers will turn the tide - even the beefiest of arms will collapse once stung enough.

# ¿ May 17, 2010 05:45

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

Okay, I'm going to break my streak of voting for the loser by voting ##Presidential Seal. I'm a patriot, goddamnit. That, and I'm hoping for french onion soup after the battle.

# ¿ May 19, 2010 20:50

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

Hooray! The last vote I cast was for the winner! This time, I'm voting for ##The Snapture. The only Zoofights participant in history that entered on its own, if I recall correctly. And a vote for choice is a vote for freedom. gently caress you, Korean grasshopper dude. Snapping turtles will wreck your poo poo.

_{That and I live in an area with snapping turtles and holy poo poo those things are nasty, dangerous little fuckers that'll bite off half your drat foot in a moment}

# ¿ May 23, 2010 05:31

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 23:28

Warm Body: Sep 18, 2007; The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps to tap, at three, on the teeth

The only clear winner, due to being the most awesome of underdogs, is ##Fists O'Batahan Croctopus may be comparatively adorable as an entrant in Zoofights, but gypsy moxie, beefy arms, and the ability to drink as much as the Snapture put Batahan in the top tier.

Only he can save us from snakes.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2010 18:48

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