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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Oh boy! Zoofights are awesome! I want to see a bird fight a fish!

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Dreadnautilus looks delicious! I think Brut-05 will eat him!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I see smaller versions of Dreadnautilus all the time! They're not so tough!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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darkwolf220 posted:



Waaahahahaha! A great victory for the beasts of the sea. Lets keep this carnage going with a victory for ##Snake Preview


You like the sea? I like the sea too! We should be friends! Have you been to the beach?

I'm going to vote for ##Snake Preview because if he knows the future then he should be really smart! He's fighting a bug and bugs aren't smart! I'm sorry but that's a fact!

I found a shiny twig that I was going to add to my nest but if any of you have a twig then we can bet our twigs on this match! It will be like a casino!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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That sure is a lot of yellow!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I was wrong twice but the fights were exciting so that's okay!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I was down by the tide pool and I got bored so I decided to fly by the pier and I saw a man catch a fish on a string! It looked delicious and I wanted to eat it but the man yelled at me and I got scared and left!

This man looks even scarier! He will eat the fish! I'm going to vote for ##Smash Gordon and if I'm wrong then I will give up this half-empty bag of chips I found!

Is the Sturgeon General's roar a reference to The Incredible Mr. Limpit? Because if so, that's awesome.

Haschel Cedricson fucked around with this message at 23:14 on May 6, 2010

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Jesus posted:

let them have dominion [...] over the fowl of the air...



Now hold on a minute Mister! Nobody has donimon over me! Well sometimes my dad tells me to stay inland when the weather is bad but that's all!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Clayren posted:

I also still have a large amount of fish. Anyone who wants to bet on the British brute against my favored Soviet sturgeon is welcomed to offer up a good bet of their own and if they win I will give them their choice of 10 tons of raw unobtanium ore or 15 crates of assorted crawdads, crayfish, catfish and shrimp.



Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! That sounds delicious!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I really want to win some fish!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Sorry for the double post but I was really excited!

SORRY! SORRY EVERYONE!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Clayren posted:

You owe me goods equal to the worth of 15 crates of fish. I would suggest cutting off your beak and grinding it up into a powder, then selling it to the Chinese as an aphrodisiac.



I took me a long time but I finally delivered all of those fish that you won! That lady by the harbor wasn't very happy with me and she kept on yelling but a deal is a deal so I hope you enjoy the fish! There are all sorts of delicious kinds like ling cod and rockfish and blackfish and I think I even got some perch!

Anyway I was so busy getting you all those fish from the fish lady that I missed the last fight! I'm glad the Croctopus won though because boats are really cool!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Count Smackula has wings so he can fly! Flying is my favorite thing ever along with the beach and eating fish! Since flying is so cool I'm going to vote for ##Count Smackula!

Besides dolphins are always trying to eat fish before I catch them and that makes me mad!

Oh I forgot I have some good news! Earlier there was a family on the beach and I saw one of them was holding something shiny so I flew down and tried to take it and I don't know what it is but I can bet it on this round! Let me know if any of you want to bet for one of these!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I predicted a fight sort of like this one earlier! I know it's a little different but I'm still impressed!

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Oh boy! Zoofights are awesome! I want to see a bird fight a fish!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:





Carp? Where? I want carp!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Iamyourking posted:



Can we please avoid having the second round be populated almost entirely with sea creatures? So far they've been in two out of the four matches and have won every time they fought. Keep that up and it'll end up like last year, when the semi-finals was 3/4 sea creatures as was the Obligatory God Beast. Plus it would be nice to see Japan get taken down a few notches for once, I'm tired of them always doing well.



If you don't like the sea then I don't know if we can be friends, Mister!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Iamyourking posted:



I have no problem with the sea (Although the accursed Turks did invade from it), I just don't want it dominating the tournament. I don't recall us ever being friends in the first place though, or for that matter even exchanging a single word.



I...I thought...maybe we could have been friends after the tournament!

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you angry!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Iamyourking posted:



I'm not angry at you, I was simply saying that I don't believe we've ever met. How about if we share this plate of fried squid as amends?



Yay! I like squid because it's tasty and chewy! What does "fried" mean?

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Go Count Smackula! I believe in you!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Yay! Wings are awesome and Count Smackula is awesome too!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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Eat the fish! Eat the fish!

I want to vote for ##Sting Kong!

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

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I don't know a lot about seals but the Presidential Seal looks a lot like a sea lion and I have seen a lot of sea lions sitting on those rocks out in the bay and boy are they scary! One time I flew down to eat this fish that was swimming nearby and I guess I startled him or woke him up because he yelled really loud and started to move towards me so I flew back to the beach and found half of a hot dog in the trash! If this guy is anything like sea lions then I'm going to vote for ##Presidential Seal!