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YES. JUST GOT THE BEST E-MAIL FROM OPPOSING COUNSEL.quote:
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Clearly hacked by a match.com bot.
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# ? May 21, 2015 23:59 |
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CaptainScraps posted:YES. JUST GOT THE BEST E-MAIL FROM OPPOSING COUNSEL. Is opposing counsel hot?
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:10 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Is opposing counsel hot? Let's just say to him, I'd definitely be trade. Also I like ladies and not older gentlemen. You know, anally.
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CaptainScraps posted:Most of the physical therapists we get for lawsuits are run out of chiropractor's offices. So they're getting PT but it's under the direction of a chiropractor. An expert in chiro is like an expert in homeopathy, an expert in quakery. I hope you have to burn preemptory challenges to get people who know poo poo is quakery out of your jury.
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:14 |
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CaptainScraps posted:YES. JUST GOT THE BEST E-MAIL FROM OPPOSING COUNSEL. wow she wants the D edit: lmao or he
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# ? May 22, 2015 00:18 |
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CaptainScraps posted:YES. JUST GOT THE BEST E-MAIL FROM OPPOSING COUNSEL. Go to law school, get hit on by opposing counsel.
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# ? May 22, 2015 01:40 |
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who were the lawyer goons that ended up signing up for masters in computer stuff? i have questions...
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# ? May 22, 2015 01:43 |
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CaptainScraps posted:Let's just say to him, I'd definitely be trade. Could be a great sugar daddy.
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the milk machine posted:who were the lawyer goons that ended up signing up for masters in computer stuff? i have questions... Does it have to be a masters, or a CS degree in general?
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# ? May 22, 2015 02:08 |
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Vox Nihili posted:MDs average $180k, chiropractors average $130k. Dentists are around $160k. Show me a dentist that works MD hours. I need an appointment on a Friday. The point is that chiros and dentists make bank while having a sweet lifestyle. MDs that work dentist hours make much less than 180
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# ? May 22, 2015 03:13 |
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Nitrousoxide posted:An expert in chiro is like an expert in homeopathy, an expert in quakery. Experts in quakery are very useful for cases involving conscientious objection, simple living, and the production of oatmeal.
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# ? May 22, 2015 03:52 |
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echopapa posted:Experts in quakery are very useful for cases involving conscientious objection, simple living, and the production of oatmeal. Don't forget seismology. (I like your answer better)
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# ? May 22, 2015 04:17 |
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An AG (who is married to a district court judge) told me I'm funny and that I drive a cool car (I drive a '99 Crown Vic).
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# ? May 22, 2015 05:58 |
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the milk machine posted:who were the lawyer goons that ended up signing up for masters in computer stuff? i have questions... Yo! PM me if you want details.
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# ? May 22, 2015 06:12 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Could be a great sugar daddy. lol @ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles
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# ? May 22, 2015 16:46 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:lol @ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles Imagine how nice life would be...
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# ? May 22, 2015 17:08 |
Soothing Vapors posted:lol @ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles Buddy of mine in law school was very open about the fact that he prostituted his way through undergrad with old rich dudes. He was fine with it. He had significantly less debt than me...
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Soothing Vapors posted:lol @ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles You're really going above and beyond on your mentoring this year. Gotta hit those volunteering requirements? Ah, I shouldn't be so cynical, though. We do appreciate all the career advice you provide.
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BigHead posted:Buddy of mine in law school was very open about the fact that he prostituted his way through undergrad with old rich dudes. He was fine with it. He had significantly less debt than me... you got his number? sullat posted:You're really going above and beyond on your mentoring this year. Gotta hit those volunteering requirements? Ah, I shouldn't be so cynical, though. We do appreciate all the career advice you provide. what can I say? I[m a giver
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Soothing Vapors posted:lol @ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles Soothing Vapors posted:what can I say? I[m a giver Seems like you're a taker... But seriously, Business, Finance, and Careers > Lawyer and Law School Megathread #12: lol@ ur life if u cant bring urself to suck a dick a few hours a week for some shiny baubles
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:22 |
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Lawyer and law school megathread 13: I have a successful practice and live at my mom's house.
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# ? May 22, 2015 19:37 |
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blarzgh posted:
Not true (at least in my case) as my life is just a series endless days commuting to the local court because family law is hell and never work for family businesses. I wonder, though, has anyone ever joined a law firm with friends? Almost every family/friend business venture ended up in each party never ever speaking to each to each other and the business itself burning up in the process ofc. It's just lots of bad feelings all around
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Alder posted:Not true (at least in my case) as my life is just a series endless days commuting to the local court because family law is hell and never work for family businesses. One of my friends knows of one firm that has a history of hiring friends, and also has a history of friends quitting and getting fired for petty dumb reasons and has a history of not being very profitable. I'd bet they're just as bad as husband/wife firms.
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blarzgh posted:One of my friends knows of one firm that has a history of hiring friends, and also has a history of friends quitting and getting fired for petty dumb reasons and has a history of not being very profitable. I would presume it'd be as inefficient but who knows. I think it's just work is stressful and so is family/friends and the combination just never works out well in the long run.
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# ? May 23, 2015 03:13 |
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Anyone know any Conflicts Attorneys? Ethics, not conflicts of law. Part of client intake and attorney hiring. I need to know how to massage my resume to apply for an open position.
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Look Sir Droids posted:Anyone know any Conflicts Attorneys? Ethics, not conflicts of law. Part of client intake and attorney hiring. I need to know how to massage my resume to apply for an open position. I used to do conflicts before I went to law school but you didn't need to be an attorney for it - it was a bunch of non-legal staff who prepared reports for the relevant partner committees about potential conflicts and what the partners of those clients thought.
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evilweasel posted:I used to do conflicts before I went to law school but you didn't need to be an attorney for it - it was a bunch of non-legal staff who prepared reports for the relevant partner committees about potential conflicts and what the partners of those clients thought. That's what I thought. My firm has never had one, but yesterday I found out we have an attorney working in conflicts, but attorney isn't part of her title. The firm looking for a conflicts attorney has attorney in the title and its a larger firm than we are.
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# ? May 23, 2015 14:47 |
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the milk machine posted:who were the lawyer goons that ended up signing up for masters in computer stuff? i have questions... don't do your masters. just buy a book on javascript, learn what angular is and get a job paying $120k
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# ? May 25, 2015 00:20 |
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Happy Memorial Day, bitches. Did you miss me?
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# ? May 25, 2015 12:40 |
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I thought I felt queasy this morning.
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# ? May 25, 2015 13:41 |
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We had a good run, gentlemen. I will always remember the Month of Silence fondly.
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:07 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:We had a good run, gentlemen. I will always remember the Month of Silence fondly. Bitch, please. You couldn't go a week without pm'ing me. Btw gave you a shoutout in the latest DAI let's play. Also, Alaska guy who might be getting laid off: last time that happened here one of the prosecutors who got the axe walked into the motor vehicle and misdemeanor court and nolled the entire docket. Dunno how much that cost the state, but he's a legend now. If you have to go, go like that. Also, get a better union.
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Welcome back. I forgot what sins you committed, but you are rehabilitated now. Do the private sector punks have to work today? Just another Monday to them, I reckon.
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:27 |
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Honestly, I'm not rehabilitated at all because I don't think I did anything wrong. As I am unwilling to acknowledge guilt I am demonstrating poor rehabilitative potential. However, it was pretty fun watching xylo have a temper tantrum justifying his decision. Would love to see screencaps of all these pm warning discussions that allegedly happened. I mean, for gently caress's sake if you are going to be the power tripping overlord of an online forum at least have the decency to own your tyranny.
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:35 |
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Link to Let's Play? I can't bear the thought of digging through your post history to find it Also if you keep shooting your dadburned fool mouth off you're gonna go right back to forums jail, dumbo
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:57 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:Link to Let's Play? I can't bear the thought of digging through your post history to find it Phone posting. Will link later. And forums jail was great. Got. 2 briefs filed, took over as chair of a bar section, did 2 hearings on probable cause, opened the show I'm in, cast the one I'm directing, got approved to direct next year, was named to theater's executive board, remodeled bathroom, taught my kid to swim and got caught up on tv. Speaking at city Memorial Day service today. If I ever get perma banned I'll probably make SCOTUS.
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ActusRhesus posted:Phone posting. Will link later. And forums jail was great. Got. 2 briefs filed, took over as chair of a bar section, did 2 hearings on probable cause, opened the show I'm in, cast the one I'm directing, got approved to direct next year, was named to theater's executive board, remodeled bathroom, taught my kid to swim and got caught up on tv. Speaking at city Memorial Day service today. God look how empty your life is without the forums.
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Lol that forums lunatic and state sponsored murderer, AR, has a more fulfilling life than any one of us. Just kidding AR please don't sentence me to death if I'm ever in your state.
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