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The only reason I use Google patents over EAST is for searchable PDFs of parents so I can find column-line of a passage I found in EAST which is much better for searching EAST gives me the paragraph number which is fine for applications, but not so much for patents
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By the end of the FY, I will have worked t every possible hour of OT that I can but for six hours back in December for some reason I don't remember, plus the 16 I lost when they backed down from 32 to 24 during the last shutdown
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 12:55 |
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MayakovskyMarmite posted:I don't love my job, but the hours are relaxed and the work is tolerable. I also make significantly more than $100k. I agree that law school is/was the wrong choice for most people.....including me. But, the process is abusive enough already without making GBS threads on people who could use some advice. What area are you in that the hours are relaxed?
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 15:18 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:How'd the closing go? Will justice prevail? Justice Prevailed by about 75%, thanks!
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 16:18 |
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terrorist ambulance posted:tell me more boring stories about your stupid unenviable life. I really enjoyed the feeling of wasting a couple seconds reading the inner monologue of a literal human honeybee and would like to recreate it as often as possible Sorry Terrorist, I generally ignore the posts of people I don't recognize and I forget people like you are in here. Whenever I post, unless I'm directly responding to something you said, it's safe to assume I'm talking to other people and just skip it. That pretty much goes for everyone that doesn't know me IRL except for SV and AR.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 16:29 |
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terrorist ambulance posted:tell me more boring stories about your stupid unenviable life. I really enjoyed the feeling of wasting a couple seconds reading the inner monologue of a literal human honeybee and would like to recreate it as often as possible I think you're just stressed.
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HiddenReplaced posted:Sorry Terrorist, I generally ignore the posts of people I don't recognize and I forget people like you are in here. Whenever I post, unless I'm directly responding to something you said, it's safe to assume I'm talking to other people and just skip it. are you gathering honey this weekend
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 16:59 |
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HooKars posted:Is this still where people go to die alone?? Now it's where people go to discuss their imminent D&D-related probation. Welcome back.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 22:05 |
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Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking"
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 00:05 |
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yronic heroism posted:Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking" Could be fun. Let's see, draw a classroom events card. You drew "called on by professor"! Roll 1d6 to see how well you prepared. Oh no! You rolled a 1 and were kicked out of class! Advance the alcoholism track by 1.
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yronic heroism posted:Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking" It would just be like Calvinball, bickering about our own interpretation of tiny little rules. The game would never get started because we couldn't decide which dice rule 24.2 referred to when it says willpower is a measurement of the greatest even number rolled.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:01 |
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What about a Family Feud style game show: Think! Like a Lawyer ? "We polled 500 3rd year associates. What is their favorite hobby to do after work? Top 5 answers on the board..." "You said, 'Play with their kids!' Show me! *bzzt*"
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:09 |
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yronic heroism posted:Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking" I think this has potential as a LARP at conventions, as it’s really just continuing the con-going tradition of trying to find the least awful person there and gently caress them.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 09:59 |
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yronic heroism posted:Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking" Would this be our mutual friend? If so he's joining my DnD group.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:26 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Would this be our mutual friend? If so he's joining my DnD group. No, the guy I'm talking about isn't even a lawyer so he just wants to do a dystopia game. I said I know a good dystopia but he didn't get it. On the one hand I think "classes" of law students exist: pandas, underachievers, gunners, That Guy. Otoh I think point buy systems can really capture the balance of being very successful going with being a massive tool.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:37 |
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I like it. But you left out "dynasty brats" most overpowered class in the game.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:49 |
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nm posted:Badly is the only way DAs research con law anyhow. You're not wrong. I'm one of the few in my office who actually bothers to cite cases. And only because I'm a trial/appellate hybrid.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:52 |
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yronic heroism posted:No, the guy I'm talking about isn't even a lawyer so he just wants to do a dystopia game. I said I know a good dystopia but he didn't get it. What the gently caress is a panda
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disjoe posted:What the gently caress is a panda It is a type of marsupial related to the racoon that lives in China. Also in zoos.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 19:13 |
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Someone in my class spent their 1L summer as a door-to-door knife salesperson for a MLM scheme Go to law school?
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 21:24 |
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WaveLength posted:Someone in my class spent their 1L summer as a door-to-door knife salesperson for a MLM scheme I spent my 1L year working as a proofreader for an MLM's corporate headquarters. I like to think I wasn't part of the evil...I just made sure the evil was gramatically correct.
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ActusRhesus posted:I spent my 1L year working as a proofreader for an MLM's corporate headquarters. The trains ran on time.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 22:43 |
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Alaemon posted:The trains ran on time. Occasionally full of undesirables on the way to the ovens, but hell, that's none of my business. quote:Speaking of D&D one of my friends wants to design a role playing game. I am going to suggest "Law Student: The Breaking" I'll make this game. Manage stress against loans. Will you go out to eat, or avoid a few thousand in loans? Oh no, you just blanked on your modified OCI roll: take two stress, but uh oh, looks like you're approaching the stress ceiling. Game would go in nine rounds: one per semester plus 1L summer, 2L summer, and bar prep. Winner gets the best outcome in terms of job quality minus loan totals. How far are you willing to push your stress levels? Choose your character: splitter, gunner, URM, law nerd, charisma king, The Hot One, Married With Kids, Corporate Guy, etc. Look out, if you bust your stress ceiling, the results are dire. Maybe you'll pick up the alcoholism trait, a Bad Breakup, or another physchological defect! Beware, after three stress breaks, you risk suicide! Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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Property law is the most boring subject I've ever read, but contracts is pretty neat. This doesn't seem to make sense to me. Also, some legal fraternity came around soliciting people to join. Seems kind of like a waste of time but members get the previous year's outline for each class from the top student so I guess that kind of seems worth it.
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Toona the Cat posted:Property law is the most boring subject I've ever read You are so wrong.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:43 |
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TheMadMilkman posted:You are so wrong. Property disputes are second only to employment law for insane litigants. Well, family law is the worst I guess.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Property disputes are second only to employment law for insane litigants. Family law is second only to the hells of worker's compensation law and landlord tenant law.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:58 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Property disputes are second only to employment law for insane litigants. Cook county just instituted a procedure to freeze title any time plaintiffs in foreclosure cases want, because someone in the legislature finally got sick of sovereign citizens filing too much zany poo poo. Too bad it isn't automatic but it's a step. Family law seems worse than landlord tenant, with the exception of when I see cases where a parent hires a lawyer to evict the adult child and the judge just shakes his head and is like man this is not going to settle
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:35 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Property disputes are second only to employment law for insane litigants. This. My felony defendants are more rational than most family litigants.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:36 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Property disputes are second only to employment law for insane litigants. This is true.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:47 |
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ActusRhesus posted:This. My felony defendants are more rational than most family litigants. The only physical fights we ever get in the courthouse is either family law parties or . . . Their loving lawyers.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:18 |
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Green Crayons posted:Are you out of the profession for good, or what? If I recall correctly, you left us hanging with you hating your tears/yelling/80hr-week NYC job. Yepp, though it was Philly. I happened to go on a date with a law school student the other night and it was terrible but brought back fond memories of the thread so I thought I'd say hi.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:21 |
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Toona the Cat posted:Also, some legal fraternity came around soliciting people to join. Seems kind of like a waste of time but members get the previous year's outline for each class from the top student so I guess that kind of seems worth it. Depends. How smart are the people in this fraternity? Really, getting a good outline can make a huge difference--but you can just ask people for theirs if you hang out around your upperclassmen a lot. I think the best outline I ever got was from a friend in theater club.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:42 |
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Toona the Cat posted:Property law is the most boring subject I've ever read, but contracts is pretty neat. This doesn't seem to make sense to me. you are probably out of practice when it comes to drinking, an important legal skill, which they can probably help you with
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 21:24 |
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Bro Enlai posted:Depends. How smart are the people in this fraternity? No idea how smart but they were the top grade in the course last year. I'm also the first one to submit a revised memo. Day and a half early.
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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:33 |
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Toona the Cat posted:I'm also the first one to submit a revised memo. Day and a half early. You are going to run into the brick wall harder than most. The goal in law is to turn your memo the night it is due at 11:59:59 p.m.
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Toona I know you can do it. I'm rooting for you.
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Roger_Mudd posted:You are going to run into the brick wall harder than most. The goal in law is to turn your memo the night it is due at 11:59:59 p.m. I had to apologize to a cop once after he threatened to smash my face in, solely because I had less than a minute to run in to class and drop off a paper
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mastershakeman posted:I had to apologize to a cop once after he threatened to smash my face in, solely because I had less than a minute to run in to class and drop off a paper Thinking like lawyer!
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