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X-ing going for as cheap as possible. I wound up making my decision based on future debt compared to employment outcomes. It's unbelievable how stress free it is to go to law school on a full scholarship, even though it meant turning down my top choice.
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Zarkov Cortez posted:Nothing like watching your opponent (the prosecution) having to deal with a pro per or a mentally ill person (a category which often includes pro pers) Mania is a hellofa thing.
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Gleri posted:The absolute funniest thing I learned when I started with the Crown was the prevalence of pants cheese and, to a lesser extent, pants meat. I'm glad* to hear that pants cheese is an issue elsewhere in Canada. I don't know how it is in the States or whatever but around here cheese is one of the most commonly stolen categories of goods beaten out only I think by liquor and cigarettes and the criminals always stuff it down their pants. This is of course super obvious and often very funny because no matter how droopy your drawers are they aren't hiding a full wheel of cheese. I forget who told me this (I think it was a Crown), but they said that even if there was full recovery of the items the store (maybe it was only one store) policy was not to resell the items because of liability issues. I mentioned that I was told this to one of the other lawyers in my office. His response was to laugh, and explain how he always washes the packaging of his meat/cheese when he brings it home. Zarkov Cortez fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Gleri posted:The absolute funniest thing I learned when I started with the Crown was the prevalence of pants cheese and, to a lesser extent, pants meat. I'm glad* to hear that pants cheese is an issue elsewhere in Canada. I don't know how it is in the States or whatever but around here cheese is one of the most commonly stolen categories of goods beaten out only I think by liquor and cigarettes and the criminals always stuff it down their pants. This is of course super obvious and often very funny because no matter how droopy your drawers are they aren't hiding a full wheel of cheese. I don’t remember if they ever dealt with pants cheese on Trailer Park Boys, but it seems like they must have.
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nm posted:My advice if you really want to do this: Come to California. As far as I know, we're the only place that pays a living wage to PDs as we're all at parity with DA's. At a large, urban office, you can top out near $200k and starting salaries aren't terrible. Except San Diego because people who work there are suckers. CT is the same...PD contract has to mirror the prosecutors. (They aren't allowed to unionize though)
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Razor blades are also (obvs) stuck down a lot of pants. I am enamored with the idea of a cheese fence though, or someone opening up a trenchcoat in an alley to reveal a small deli pinned to the liner The worst part about working primarily Legal Aid here is that poo poo clients almost never show up for trials. Or listen to my advice. Or stop doing drugs and stealing cheese. Unaffordable hard drug habits are bad mm'kay?
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Nichol posted:Razor blades are also (obvs) stuck down a lot of pants. Saw someone doing a disposition last year for a guy that stole something like 200 lollipops from Dollarama. Zarkov Cortez fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Another acquittal on a sexual assault case today. goarmy.com
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CaptainScraps posted:Roger_Mudd and I are never going to get to see each other lawyer despite practicing in the same field and same courthouse. **in the romantic sense, I assume.
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Defleshed posted:Another acquittal on a sexual assault case today. Thanks Obama for your unlawful command influence!
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SlothBear posted:Assuming you ignore all the good advice to not go, listen to these words like you have never listened to anyone before.
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I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. I'm starting a business and will be employing primarily independent contractors. I need an independent contractor agreement. I did some research and it seems like the type of thing I should NOT try to write myself. The problem is that lawyers are loving expensive. Most that I've looked at charge hundreds of dollars an hour, which is money I don't have right now. Anyone here got experience with this sort of thing? The agreement won't be complex - I just need to cover my bases and make sure it doesn't say anything that is against California state law.
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You can't even find the legal advice thread. You probably need a lawyer.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 05:51 |
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nm posted:You can't even find the legal advice thread. You probably need a lawyer. Thanks for the condescending answer.
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Welcome, but that is exactly the type of thing you need a lawyer for and it even won't cost that much. No one is exposing themselves to a malpractice lawsuit by signing off on something someone posted on sa.
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I've never understood the idiots who think spending a few hundred up front to avoid huge liability exposure is an unnecessary expense or drafting a good contract is somehow easy. That said I love them because when I practiced my firm did a ton of business cleaning up the mistakes of those who tried to be penny wise.
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enraged_camel posted:Thanks for the condescending answer. HEY DOCTOR THREAD I'VE GOT THIS LUMP ON M'NECK! CAN'T AFFORD NO INSURANCE. THANKS OBAMA ANYWAY, WHATDYA THINK GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM? STOP MESSING AROUND. JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS LIKE THAT HOUSE FELLA
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enraged_camel posted:I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. I just need it to be legal under applicable state and federal law. Nothing complex. You'll do it for free, right?
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enraged_camel posted:I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. If you can't afford a few hundred bucks for a lawyer, you probably can't afford to start a business.
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There have been some great "start up business" ideas in the legal thread. My favorite was "I significantly copied all aspects of a popular board game and created a version on facebook, on a scale of 1-10 how hosed am I?"
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enraged_camel posted:I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. I handle mostly labor and employment work, and I do independent contractor agreements all the time. I'd be happy to help, assuming no preexisting conflicts. And good news -- no need to worry about your cash shortfall. We accept credit cards. My billing rate is $275 an hour, and firm policy requires at least a ten hour retainer. Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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LordPants posted:There have been some great "start up business" ideas in the legal thread. My favorite was "I significantly copied all aspects of a popular board game and created a version on facebook, on a scale of 1-10 how hosed am I?" Boardgames? The reason I know about that case is because of his more recent lawsuit because they didn't let his daughter into medical school and the website he made in response to a news article, which I was told he circulated via mass emails to the entire Bar.
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enraged_camel posted:I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. A. Drafting a contractual agreement actually is VERY complex. B. So let me get this straight...you want to start a business, presumably to make money...but you don't want to pay a "loving expensive lawyer." Will you be offering your services for free once your business is set up? If not, you're a bit hypocritical, no? C. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. D. No, really. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ActusRhesus fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Defleshed posted:Another acquittal on a sexual assault case today. pfft...acquitting someone of sexual assault at court-martial is like shooting porpoises in a bucket. Was it a "sexual assault" or a "I got drunk and hosed a guy from my work station. Then my boyfriend/husband/parents/LCPO found out. RAPE!" case? Anyway, gratz on your acquittal.
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enraged_camel posted:I have a question and I figured I'd ask here. 'nothing complex, just exactly what california state law is written to make as hard as possible'
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ActusRhesus posted:pfft...acquitting someone of sexual assault at court-martial is like shooting porpoises in a bucket. Was it a "sexual assault" or a "I got drunk and hosed a guy from my work station. Then my boyfriend/husband/parents/LCPO found out. RAPE!" case? I'm the trial counsel And you know, "mistake of fact as to consent" means that anything short of biting/scratching/kicking screaming bloody murder = consent. One of those kind of cases. This sounds cynical but I'm honestly starting to think it's a backlash to the over-saturation of "training" potential panel members are receiving on this poo poo... Defleshed fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Defleshed posted:I'm the trial counsel Ah. Bummer. Well, then don't take it personally because I stand by my statement that getting an acquittal in a court-martial is like shooting a porpoise in a bucket. Most sexual assault cases I saw while I was in were cases a civilian prosecutor wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Ironically, when DoD does have a valid case, they invariably are too chicken poo poo to do anything about it, trip over their own dicks, and then blame the most junior person in the room...usually the trial counsel. See e.g. US v. Velasquez.
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ActusRhesus posted:Ah. Bummer. Well, then don't take it personally because I stand by my statement that getting an acquittal in a court-martial is like shooting a porpoise in a bucket. Most sexual assault cases I saw while I was in were cases a civilian prosecutor wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Ironically, when DoD does have a valid case, they invariably are too chicken poo poo to do anything about it, trip over their own dicks, and then blame the most junior person in the room...usually the trial counsel. See e.g. US v. Velasquez. Oh yeah this (like 90% of my Art. 120 cases) would have never seen the light of day in the civilian world. Somehow that never makes it on the news stories though! It's all about how we don't do enough.
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Defleshed posted:Oh yeah this (like 90% of my Art. 120 cases) would have never seen the light of day in the civilian world. Somehow that never makes it on the news stories though! It's all about how we don't do enough. probably because the rare occasion there is a real case, some convening authority invariably fucks it up and people who are ignorant of the complete lack of prosecutorial discretion in the military just blame the lawyers. Check your inbox.
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So apparently we have a litigant arriving in family court at my courthouse from...wait for it...Liberia. Note to self: Avoid public bathroom. ActusRhesus fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Here in Texas, I do Contractor Agreements for $400.00 that my clients can use over and over again. Not that expensive.
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ActusRhesus posted:A. Drafting a contractual agreement actually is VERY complex. AR is easily my favorite new poster to this thread in several years
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Soothing Vapors posted:AR is easily my favorite new poster to this thread in several years still waiting for my plaque and/or statuette and/or gift certificate.
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Defleshed posted:This sounds cynical but I'm honestly starting to think it's a backlash to the over-saturation of "training" potential panel members are receiving on this poo poo... You may very well be right. I always drank most heavily after the alcohol awareness stand downs. Because gently caress you, you're not the boss of me. In all seriousness though...there is definitely a perception that the DoD has a "get the numbers up at all cost" mentality, which I'm sure will either consciously or subconsciously make the members adopt a more critical view towards the evidence. The very public (and terrible fact pattern) cases don't help this.
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blarzgh posted:Here in Texas, I do Contractor Agreements for $400.00 that my clients can use over and over again. Not that expensive. Hey thanks for the condescending answer.
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ActusRhesus posted:You may very well be right. I always drank most heavily after the alcohol awareness stand downs. Because gently caress you, you're not the boss of me. It's almost like gating promotion in the organization to senior levels behind a masters degree that almost always turns out to be an MBA is a bad idea. Note this does not count for staff corps, but you guys don't really count anyways.
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blarzgh posted:Here in Texas, I do Contractor Agreements for $400.00 that my clients can use over and over again. Not that expensive. Texas might just be different from California in how easy state law makes it to contractually own your contractor's children.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Note this does not count for staff corps, but you guys don't really count anyways. I was going to type some clever reply but...you're right.
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Take a shot each time the one star says synergize.
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We actually had a metrics tracking system that included fields for "lean 6 sigma." How many hours a day would you say you spend Lean Six Sigmaing? When I pointed out that "According to Wikipedia, the most informative source on all things ever 'Lean Six Sigma is a methodology that relies on a collaborative team effort to improve performance by systematically removing waste; combining lean manufacturing/lean enterprise and Six Sigma to eliminate the eight kinds of waste (muda): defects, overproduction, waiting, non-utilized talent , transportation, inventory, motion, extra-processing (abbreviated as "DOWNTIME")' and therefore my greatest Lean Six Sigma contribution was not using their metric tracker, as all the information in it was already cumulative of my appointment log and client notes" my CO was not amused. Said CO later became a three star.
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