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Updated OP #2.5! The internet and gaming in particular can really bring out the best of people, everyone cussing each out and getting really pissed off about the most trivial of things. B.net though... it's special, people go so far out of their way to wish the most horrible things on some stranger they played a game with for 15 minutes. Here's a thread to post the some of the best gems you've acquired so far in the beta. Either crap you've dealt or received, it's all good. New one that is really good: Fastbreak posted:I can't seem to get screenshots to work, but in response to BM, I end up surrendering just to see what happens. Verbatim with the last one: Limastock/Imagayman:  My Best: Crumpets posted:Bye guys, lost to a couple cheeses to a terrible player after not playing zerg for a month :P And here's are some other great ones (screen shots & emoticons really do make it funnier) bronson17  And I'll leave with the wise words of - Spam Down B  1st_Panzer_Div. fucked around with this message at May 8, 2011 around 06:37 |
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one time i beat a protoss using the good ol' marine-ghost composition. he complimented me on my good EMPs. i nearly fell off my chair.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 03:18 |
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I have been called a "hacking loser". It was a zvz and I was using hydras against his mutas. Not really sure what made him think anything was unusual.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 03:21 |
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I told him "leave" and he said that I was rude
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| # ? May 19, 2010 03:46 |
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one time a guy burrowed roaches into my main on blistering sands and blew up my CC and I didn't even notice until like a minute later cause I had my head up my rear end with some viking harass or whatever, but luckily I had just got my natural OC up and had a massive marauder tank army so I just followed his lil burrowing bugs bunny dirt trails around until I had enough energy to scan him and he said it was horseshit 
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| # ? May 19, 2010 03:52 |
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Scattered Brain posted:so I just followed his lil burrowing bugs bunny dirt trails around
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| # ? May 19, 2010 03:55 |
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i got "gently caress you" "i jizz on your face friend of the family" for six pooling a guy
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| # ? May 19, 2010 04:42 |
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I MMM'd some guy and was called a 'no-skill loser who fails at rl'  (Marauder + Marines + Medivacs seems to be slightly more complex then straight roaches to me, could be wrong...)
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:00 |
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I played a double-terran random 2's against double-protoss. When scouting his base, I was told "get out friend of the family." Ironic racism is so 2009. It's trolling time. "Excuse me, sir, I am an African-American" "shut the gently caress up friend of the family" Unironic racism is even more passe, so we destroyed their economies with reapers. They hadn't built any stalkers so they were pretty hosed. "Don't call a black man a friend of the family." "Shut up you loving jig"
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:01 |
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washow posted:I told him "leave" and he said that I was rude Someone did this to me once. I asked him why I should leave and he told me that I lost and I should leave and not be a shithead. He didn't notice me building like 8 billion mutalisks at my 3 expansions which ate all his spacemen 20 seconds later.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:08 |
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I'm slowly working my way up the Copper Crapper. I do a standard 13 Pool run as Zerg and FE at 15. I spawn 6 zerglings, and spot this one zealot running across to my expansion, so I chase after it and he runs back to his base. He says "u r awesome" and quits.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:15 |
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gl hf I'm gay -me
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:24 |
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Whenever I play vs. a 'random' player I cuss them out for being smug as poo poo, regardless of whether or not they've said anything. Their names are always so smug anyways.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:30 |
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In one of the tournament streams I was watching someone mentioned how back in the beginning of CS a lot of people would actually compliment you, like saying 'ns' when you got a good head shot on them, etc. A lot of the users in chat didn't believe that people used to actually say nice things in games. Kinda sad.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:55 |
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Funny, I was just thinking the BM isn't nearly as bad as I remember it in any other Blizzard game I've played.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 05:57 |
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My friend was called "skill less macroless" for setting up a barracks in the dudes base and pumping out a reactor and marines. It's his fault for not doing anything about the scv stuck in his base. (The SCV started as a scout, started attacking the opponent's barracks, but just as he was about to give up and return the scv to home, the opponent fully completes the ramp gate so the SCV has nowhere to go) My friend just thought "whelp, he doesn't seem to be paying attention to me so..." and then heads to a dark corner of the base. This dude was 1v1 gold league too.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 06:06 |
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On the odd chance that my opponent declares himself a newbie, I enlighten him to day[9]s daily show, as he has help my game out a lot. But most of the time its just gl hf/gg or they wont say anything at all. Useally the ones who are silent will cheese with mass void rays or mass thors.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 06:32 |
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Battle.net owns and the hilarious people on it is 1/2 the reason blizzard games are fun. The best troll is to accept a 1v1 challenge (usually after beating them in another game) and then tell them to meet you in a channel or game, and just never go. Keep responding to them that you will be there and they just need to hang on. Meanwhile play other games until they notice that you are just loving with them. I seriously had a guy wait over 3 hours while I was marathoning DotA games. He was not happy.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 07:11 |
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"cheap rear end definitely not gg" I didn't even rush voids, I switched to them once I saw you had nothing but marauders.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 13:21 |
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I got bunker reaper rushed and 6 pooled in a 2v2, after I fended them off alone with my 14 pool, the guy called me a "enjoyable human being piece of poo poo that sucks at life and sucks at this game" so I told him he should have died on 9-11 and then proceeded to spam me with requests for a 1v1 before logging off when I accepted. He probably would have raped me in 1v1 though because he was 1900 platinum and my 1v1 is only like 1380. Pretty much the only BM I've come across.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 14:03 |
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I say "GG" at inappropriate times. I raid their minerals lines and kill an SCV? GG! They attack my natural? GG! They lost the Watch Tower? GG!
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| # ? May 19, 2010 14:28 |
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Last night I was beaten soundly by a 2v2 team that spammed ni gg er over and over, and than the next game went against a really polite team that chatted it up at the start, exchanged hf gl's and had at it, who we dominated.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 15:53 |
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A toss player sent 20 chargelots to attack my dual plan-fort protected expo with bunkers also. They melted. "I don't play WIT HACKRES!!" Then he raged. I don't know why building defense is hacking, maybe I missed some patch notes.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 16:10 |
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Someone called me "skiddie" and i had to look it up. I've also seen "Die in a fire" but that was me.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 16:46 |
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quote 8======D~~* ~~* ~~* (_o_Y_o_) unquote
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| # ? May 19, 2010 18:04 |
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I played one game where all he said the whole time was "Obama is destroying this country" to which I responded "That's nice." When I attacked at around 13 mins in, all he had was like, 4 mutas out. Worst player ever.
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| # ? May 19, 2010 18:22 |
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Beliskner posted:all he said the whole time was "Obama is destroying this country" ... When I attacked at around 13 mins in, all he had was like, 4 mutas out. 
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| # ? May 19, 2010 19:43 |
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I was just called a schmuck and a putz who plays with no honor. I guess rolling into a zergs main with helions and tanks after 10 minutes is cheese?
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| # ? May 20, 2010 04:21 |
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I have an image just for this occasion. Rolled in with just plain old infantry. Click here for the full 1280x1018 image. I guess Battle.net brings out the worst in people, I fear what may happen with Battle.net 2.0. 
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| # ? May 20, 2010 10:43 |
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I got LzGamer to call someone a "mooncricket" in game, while he was streaming. I thought it was pretty funny since he is typically so well mannered.
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| # ? May 20, 2010 10:56 |
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"I seriously hope u get cancer" - Dibbles My teammate in a prior 2v2. I'm a strait newbie... studying up but not to aptitude yet, and I favor zerg. In the start of the game I get this: "Give me control, scout the enemy base" First off, I was ling scouting. Second, uh... gently caress off? Controlling my units for me does not make me any better. Enemy team is P and Z, and they pretty much zealot / zergling rushed him down hard. I sent what little I could to help, a mass of zerglings. They did help, but not enough to stem the tide... I was focused on fast expansion and trying to tech to mutas. Anyhow, he goes down like a 2 dollar whore and starts crying about it. Enemy gets past my paltry defense and takes the main hive, GG. Queue verbal assault for the next 3 random games, with me giggling like a schoogirl at how pissed this dude is over nothing. I find Bnet ragers are a lot like hired gunmen in Sin City... you can pretty much do anything you want to them and not feel bad about it.
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| # ? May 20, 2010 16:59 |
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I was screwing around in 2v2 with a buddy yesterday (SunDevil and Rozz) and we had this dude (Sky) get pissed at us. It was TZvTZ mirror and I just went marine/marauder while my buddy got roach/ling, totally normal stuff, my buddy even FEed. Meanwhile their zerg was massing lings and their terran built just one 1 barracks and proceeded to try to build a massive wall of supply depots from his base to his ally's base. Their zerg attacked so we attacked back and crushed them. As we finished off the terran, we got this from the terran player. Best part is that his ally left mid-way into this and he just stayed in game telling us how much better he was. We're also not copper, but wanted to screw with him. I was pretty confused though about how I could be rushing and teching to BCs, and also how to stick a maphack up my rear end.
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| # ? May 20, 2010 17:26 |
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It's hilarious how many times strat is typo'ed as "start"
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| # ? May 20, 2010 18:13 |
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Don't forget to take your lithium, don't want a dysfunctional family.
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| # ? May 20, 2010 20:35 |
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I had this wonderful exchange with a Korean (who was playing on the EU servers for some reason) after I had horribly failed to 6Pool him. gg FU! KOREAN > ENGLESH! (sic) Icelandic, actually VOLCANO BASTARD! and FU too. FU!
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| # ? May 22, 2010 02:50 |
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What were you guys thinking with that volcano though, seriously?
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| # ? May 22, 2010 02:52 |
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A tourist attraction scheme gone horribly wrong.
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| # ? May 22, 2010 02:54 |
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A Zerg player at the beginning of the match said "please let me win this one i need one more for hydra icon". I didn't say anything, and then beat him. Before he left he told me that he hated me. This was yesterday, and i like to think that after i beat him he went on to win that last match, and then woke up this morning to find everything had been reset.
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| # ? May 22, 2010 10:24 |
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Overall, it's much better in this game than WoW, but that will probably go away soon enough once it's released. For example, on the first day of the new random group finder in WoW, the first time I joined a random group said "Hello everyone" the only response I got was "go gently caress yourself"
Meanwhile in this the first map I played I stopped a guy's mainly-baneling build with infestors, and he was really excited about how I beat him and we talked about zerg strategy for a little bit. There are a lot of players who will never say anything, fine with me. Makes me feel more at home when I was playing my SC1 comp skirmishes as a 15 year old
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| # ? May 22, 2010 12:34 |
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I don't get why they would remove bnet chat but kept in-game chat. They should've implemented general chat and team chat toggle at game creation. Sometimes you don't really want to interact with other people and just want to use them as an unpredictable AI opponent.
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