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Rudager
Apr 29, 2008


Ixjuvin posted:

He was apparently so incensed that he felt the need to contact me after the game.




I love these kinda guys.

"gently caress you cock sucker"
"k"
"STOP HARRASING ME YOU COCK GOBLER, GOING TO loving REPORT YOU!"

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

webmeister posted:

The fact that I lost is everyone's fault (except mine)

I love that he's reporting you to Blizzard for beating him.

You can actually report him for all the swearing and harassment and get him a vacation if he really pissed you off that much. I don't think you did anything that violates the ToS so he has nothing. Hell he might get himself banned when they check the logs if he actually reported you.

SpinyNorman867
Jan 5, 2006
".....Dinsdale?"

I just finished a game as Terrans against a Protoss player. We were both silver 1v1, but he was also gold in 2v2. I started to crank out marines, expecting the usual void ray attack that comes with every Protoss player I've met in the last 2 weeks. I make the mistake of sending out a nice blob of marines just a second prior to his arrival with the void rays, which overwhelm the few marines I had back to defend. He manages to take out my CC just as kill off the rays.

I did not have enough resources to rebuild it and was pissed, so I attack him with my marines and SCVs all at once while floating over my 3 barracks to his base. The marines wipe him out in a matter of seconds while a few new void rays destroy the remains of my base. Even though all I have 350 minerals and a few barracks left, I win.

Ten minutes later, he starts an endless stream of poo poo talking. Lots of "You are nothing," "you know I beat you and got robbed I won that game you lost," "you couldn't do anything to me I destroyed you," "No destroyed you is an understatement"

I lose half my games and have never been inclined to say anything negative. People are funny.

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003



Ixjuvin posted:

map bitching

Could he not just have vetoed that specific map so he'd never have to see it again, or does vetoing work differently on sc2 than it did in wc3?

Dwarsen
Jan 27, 2004
Dungeon Master

My PIN is 4826 posted:

Could he not just have vetoed that specific map so he'd never have to see it again, or does vetoing work differently on sc2 than it did in wc3?

You can vote a map down, but I think that means that you'll see it less, not that you won't see it at all.

1kb.se - för oss som inte tar spel så allvarligt

Matlock, BRB
Jun 23, 2004

by T. Finn


Ovaltine Jenkins posted:

I play as Annyong (an Arrested Development reference for all you terrible people who haven't seen it). I'm playing ZvP, I go hydras + infestors he goes colossi plus archons (?) and I immediately parasite all of his colossi and a few of his archons and he is completely obliterated. He responds: "I've made a huge mistake"

It's "annyeong"!

Ara
Oct 18, 2003





Matlock, BRB posted:

It's "annyeong"!

I was going to post this but then figured I wasn't "getting" the Arrested Development reference. Although it's just another method of Romanization. For example, Kim Jeong Il is usually spelled as Kim Jong Il.

edit: I think I might have just gotten the joke

Oddity
Jun 22, 2003

"This woman here depicted will possess unseen marks. Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works."

People Have Died posted:

Overall, it's much better in this game than WoW, but that will probably go away soon enough once it's released. For example, on the first day of the new random group finder in WoW, the first time I joined a random group said "Hello everyone" the only response I got was "go gently caress yourself"

Meanwhile in this the first map I played I stopped a guy's mainly-baneling build with infestors, and he was really excited about how I beat him and we talked about zerg strategy for a little bit.

There are a lot of players who will never say anything, fine with me. Makes me feel more at home when I was playing my SC1 comp skirmishes as a 15 year old

At least in WoW they had the decency to make it so you can't talk to your opponent's in Arena's, even against the same faction. If that hadn't been done I think it would be even worse.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Nothing is better than the hilarious rage you see when you beat someone. I love it.


my partner had an scv at the central watch tower and we saw an scv going up to an isolated mineral patch early on. even better, upon watching the replay I noticed that he tried to start making an expo next to my army and they killed it before he had a chance to cancel it haahahah. we starved him the entire game.

badwater
Nov 19, 2008


Ixjuvin posted:

I just had an encounter with this shining star! I'm currently playing as terran to get the 10 terran wins achievement and when I finally ran up against a protoss I figured I'd try out the feared EMP bioball.

Right at the start of the game he starts whining at me.




O... okay?

So I do my bioball thing, when I scan him I see he's building a standard warpgate army, everything going according to plan. So I roll on in with my 40 marines, ten marauders and half dozen ghosts, and flatten him. He does an admirable job of picking out the ghosts and killing them but the damage is done and he goes down like a sack of puppies.







Ok brosef, next game I play I won't use units and abilities that are strong against my matchup.

He was apparently so incensed that he felt the need to contact me after the game.


If I'm a no-micro noob, what does that make you

Seriously though, his APM was twice mine (I'm lovely at micro I go like, 30) but he was floating a THOUSAND GAS from like, five minutes in. As PROTOSS.

e: my next two matches were just vP, annihilated them with ghostball and got me a cheeb. Man I'm gonna have to think of some way to counter that poo poo once I start playing toss

I have that same in game name, Frost, but I swear it isnt me

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009



Matlock, BRB posted:

It's "annyeong"!

That's not what IMDB and wikipedia told me

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM

I haven't played against people online yet, but if I do and start beating people and they start up the whole sore loser thing, I think I'll say something like

"hey just bcuz im a girl and i beat u dont mean u gotta h8 lol"

I wonder if people will fall for it.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at Aug 5, 2010 around 18:16

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon

pixaal posted:

You can actually report him for all the swearing and harassment and get him a vacation if he really pissed you off that much. I don't think you did anything that violates the ToS so he has nothing. Hell he might get himself banned when they check the logs if he actually reported you.

I don't care enough about random assholes to report them, I usually just handwave or type nothing but inane emoticons and <3s. I'm not quick enough on the spot to come up with Sick Burns

I'm also always careful never to swear around pubbies so if they randomly report me they have no leverage

badwater posted:

I have that same in game name, Frost, but I swear it isnt me
I've got my eye on you, pal.

Ara
Oct 18, 2003





Ovaltine Jenkins posted:

That's not what IMDB and wikipedia told me

"o" and "eo" in modern Romanization represent two distinct sounds (each with its own letter) in Korean. We don't really have the "eo" sound in English, it sounds kind of like the "aw" in "aw, how cute" and it's the second vowel sound in annyeong.

There's pretty much two sets of Romanization: the type that directly converts Korean writing to Roman letters using unique patters (yeo for the 여 in 안녕) and the type that tries to spell it in a way for dumbass foreigners to be able to read it with no knowledge of Korean phonetics. You registered the latter, congratulations! Koreans can read it anyway though and google even turns up almost a million results for 안뇽 (annyong) in Korean though.

edit gently caress I fell for it again, googled list of arrested development characters
edit2: nm the show writers just didnt know how to spell I guess, I thought that debate was an argument from the show or something

Ara fucked around with this message at Aug 5, 2010 around 18:27

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


I was really upset when I saw that someone who went apeshit (posted in this thread) started the game with "hello!" because that's my thing, dammit

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!


As hilarious as it can be, stuff like this reminds me why it is so important to have a good group of people to play online with otherwise it's not worth it.

Oddity
Jun 22, 2003

"This woman here depicted will possess unseen marks. Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works."

Do they have anything similar to clans/guilds for b.net yet?

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Gatts posted:

As hilarious as it can be, stuff like this reminds me why it is so important to have a good group of people to play online with otherwise it's not worth it.

I disagree. A lot of people, such as myself, really enjoy the competitive aspects of the game, moving up the ladder and facing stiffer competition, etc etc.





(hi oddity! why aren't you on GG?)

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003



Oddity posted:

Do they have anything similar to clans/guilds for b.net yet?

Nope, it'll probably come in a content patch.

BEARS IN THE BARN
Oct 9, 2004

heh.


You should really be able to only let friends initiate chat with you, getting the postgame wrap up message gets pretty old after the tenth or eleventh time

Oddity
Jun 22, 2003

"This woman here depicted will possess unseen marks. Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works."

kingcobweb posted:


(hi oddity! why aren't you on GG?)

Hey I haven't played Magic in like 3 years, mostly a combination of playing WoW and realizing how much $$$ I was dropping on Magic. I moved into my own place so I don't have as much money to throw around, but I still have time for addictions, and right now it's SC2

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

so delicious...



Gatts posted:

As hilarious as it can be, stuff like this reminds me why it is so important to have a good group of people to play online with otherwise it's not worth it.

Who cares what they say? I won't be matched with them unless they can actually play. (For whatever definition I'm currently using of "actually play")

Ara
Oct 18, 2003





Ryouga Inverse posted:

Who cares what they say? I won't be matched with them unless they can actually play. (For whatever definition I'm currently using of "actually play")

Yeah, I just feel like it would be perfect if you could disable chat so you don't need to see what they say.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Ara posted:

Yeah, I just feel like it would be perfect if you could disable chat so you don't need to see what they say.
You could... not read it?

Ara
Oct 18, 2003





kingcobweb posted:

You could... not read it?

Are you actually able to not passively read text in front of you on a screen you have your eyes focused on in your native language?

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Ara posted:

Are you actually able to not passively read text in front of you on a screen you have your eyes focused on in your native language?

I scroll past posts all the time. So, yes. I'm kinda bewildered at the idea that text on your screen from your opponents would bother you so much that you want to turn it off, and you're saying this in a thread about things opponents say. So... if you can't not-read that either, you're actually reading more of the thing you want to turn off.

Ara
Oct 18, 2003





kingcobweb posted:

I scroll past posts all the time. So, yes. I'm kinda bewildered at the idea that text on your screen from your opponents would bother you so much that you want to turn it off, and you're saying this in a thread about things opponents say. So... if you can't not-read that either, you're actually reading more of the thing you want to turn off.

So you're saying that you scroll past text in-game, too? How is scrolling past forum posts even relevant? When someone starts throwing racial epithets at me, yes, I want to turn them off.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Ara posted:

So you're saying that you scroll past text in-game, too? How is scrolling past forum posts even relevant? When someone starts throwing racial epithets at me, yes, I want to turn them off.

If you're genuinely bothered by some 13 year-old mashing "friend of the family SPIC" when you beat them, to the point where you'd rather turn it off rather than snickering at how stupid and bad they are, then maybe the internet just isn't your thing. I think it's kinda funny and sad when they do it, and it makes me smile a bit, which I believe is the point of this thread.

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005



kingcobweb posted:

If you're genuinely bothered by some 13 year-old mashing "friend of the family SPIC" when you beat them, to the point where you'd rather turn it off rather than snickering at how stupid and bad they are, then maybe the internet just isn't your thing.

Maybe the internet is not his thing but that does not mean it is unreasonable to ask whether there is a feature that would make a specific part of the internet slightly more his thing!!

Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006



GreatGreen posted:

I haven't played against people online yet, but if I do and start beating people and they start up the whole sore loser thing, I think I'll say something like

"hey just bcuz im a girl and i beat u dont mean u gotta h8 lol"

I wonder if people will fall for it.

Nope. Common knowledge that no girls play StarCraft.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003



Rekkit posted:

Nope. Common knowledge that no girls play StarCraft.

Starslay3r and Tossgirl would like to have a word with you.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM

Rekkit posted:

Nope. Common knowledge that no girls play StarCraft.

I see. What about the religious, holier-than-thou approach?

"hey just bcuz i beat u dont mean u gotta h8 lol"
"imma pray 4 u so maybe u dont get so mad from now on and Jesus says turn the other cheek so im not gonna h8 u back lol"


Think that might be better?

glompix
Jan 19, 2004



I played a guy named Samir. When the game starts, I get stuff like this:
I'm Cowboy Woody!
Oh no! What's wrong Woody?
There's a snake in my boots!
Someone poisoned the water hole!
I play along with him and it was great fun, even though he crushed me in the end. He even messaged me later and now we're on each other's friends list.

Another time I got a guy who just said "(%)=D~" at the start of a game after my customary "gl hf." His name was Jeff so I told him he should spell it Geoff. After he asks "Why?", I tell him "because that's how a enjoyable human being spells it." Then I crush him.

Battle.net is great.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008


This thread is exactly why I do not engage people I play against. No "gl hf" and no "gg" from me! Complete silence, and I've yet to get any verbal abuse because of it. Probably mostly because I suck rear end at this game and I'm the one losing and swearing at my screen because TERRANS ALWAYS MANAGE TO SCAN ME FIRST TIME SUCCESSFULLY NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY EXPO GOD drat IT.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?


I had one guy get really mad at me when I used MMM on him(zerg).

It took three pushes to finally kill his base, and he ends it by saying "Lame strat bro"

Lame strat? You mean the one people have been using since beta and anyone worth their salt can at least hold off?

Also had a guy that told me as the game started he was ranked 32 in platnium league. He proceeded to turtle himself as Terran, and it took an hour, but I prevailed. Right as I'm destroying his base, he pauses the game.

"brb, phone call"

I wait for about 5 minutes and then figure the guy is banking on me quitting or something. I finally say screw it since I was moments away from ending the game anyways, and unpause it so I can just finish the game.
The guy proceeds to whine and yell that I cheated him out of a win.
Yes, you were clearly on the verge of victory when you had no expansions and the majority of your main was destroyed. I mean if he had a full base or something to that extent, I'd understand and would have waited a little longer.

Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006



kimcicle posted:

Starslay3r and Tossgirl would like to have a word with you.

About their sex change operations?

Gnack
Apr 5, 2007


woof.

kingcobweb posted:

If you're genuinely bothered by some 13 year-old mashing "friend of the family SPIC" when you beat them, to the point where you'd rather turn it off rather than snickering at how stupid and bad they are, then maybe the internet just isn't your thing. I think it's kinda funny and sad when they do it, and it makes me smile a bit, which I believe is the point of this thread.

Haha yeah I can not remotely imagine why someone would actually want to miss the rantings of a 12 year old child that you just beat into a pulp. All the stuff posted in this thread is hilarious - anyone ranting online about trivial poo poo is hilarious come to think about it.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

I had a pretty fun game just now in which, as it was winding down and he started just doing basehiding, we started shooting the poo poo in Internet African American Vernacular English (probably because I started the game with "good luck dogg" and he was like "u 2 homeslice"). I find this amusing because in all likelihood, neither of us are black.

Toady
Jan 12, 2009



kingcobweb posted:

I scroll past posts all the time. So, yes. I'm kinda bewildered at the idea that text on your screen from your opponents would bother you so much that you want to turn it off, and you're saying this in a thread about things opponents say. So... if you can't not-read that either, you're actually reading more of the thing you want to turn off.

It's such a big deal to you that someone would want the ability to remove the angry, all-caps messages popping up on their screen? I wouldn't mind having the option to hide it. Its novelty wears off fast.

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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Toady posted:

It's such a big deal to you that someone would want the ability to remove the angry, all-caps messages popping up on their screen? I wouldn't mind having the option to hide it. Its novelty wears off fast.

I would assume that someone who wanted to avoid these messages wouldn't read a thread for posting them.

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