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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane


Socrates posted:

He also competes in the Russian and Euro/International Combat Sambo Tournament.

Overeem spars with little girls too

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Socrates
Nov 2, 2003

by Y Kant Ozma Post


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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

They can't say no to my body, ufooo!


Save Russian Jews posted:

Said it before, saying it again, his loving priest looks like Liam Neeson.



Dude looks like Liam Neeson as Rasputin.

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Polemides posted:

Dude looks like Liam Neeson as Rasputin.

Oh, those Russians...

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face


Polemides posted:

Dude looks like Liam Neeson as Rasputin.

Oh sweet gently caress, Fedor's the last emperor!

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He'll finally get a ring!


Wise Learned Man posted:

He could have just given that to kensei, but I guess that wouldn't have been as entertaining.

It's ok, I am going to ask about IP addresses and see if this is him

Tim Takdon
Apr 14, 2010

by Ozma


who ran the bobby lashley contest? give me my money.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


Tim Takdon posted:

who ran the bobby lashley contest? give me my money.


colonel_korn posted:

OK, just for fun,

I will buy an SA Gift Certificate (value up to $9.95) for an upgrade of your choice for the FIRST user to correctly guess Bobby Lashley's opponent for the upcoming Strikeforce card on June 16

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Good Nuz, Everyone!


Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

"Oh, there ain't gonna be any excuses after this fight. I ain't gonna need not one, you're gonna need a bunch of 'em."--Rampage Jackson, July 19
]

colonel_korn posted:



First step on the way to a meltdown and a faux Goatse.

I'm just pissed "Nudge" Nagy didn't fight Lashley.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

fancy that. now.

I think Lashley should fight Dave "Blueberry" Herman.

That is my guess for the next contest.

Tim Takdon
Apr 14, 2010

by Ozma


colonel_korn posted:

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give me my money

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

I like how that treazn dude or whatever his name was tried to play the contest off as a troll, yet he went through the time and effort to actually track everyone's results. Silly.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.



Fedor Emelianenko posted:

I think the combination (of presentation and fighter attitude) -- in some ways how the fights are presented and the manner they're presented and also in some ways the actions and behavior of a lot of the fighters from the UFC -- it takes away from the sport.


The actions and behaviors of their fighters takes away from the sport! *fights for a promotion that employs Nick Diaz, literally trains with Nazis*

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane


fatherdog posted:




The actions and behaviors of their fighters takes away from the sport! *fights for a promotion that employs Nick Diaz, literally trains with Nazis*

Listen, they're NOT racists. "Gott Mit Uns", the swastika, being repeatedly linked with racist nationalist movements to the point that it was the subject of a documentary, hosting seminars for them, giving them signed memorabilia and explicitly saying that you want all non-whites deported all just have a different connotation in Russia. It's a culture thing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane


Honestly, I can't believe you think that. After all, he's NEVER lost.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Socrates posted:

Looks like his wife (cute), a trainer (short n' swarthy), his priest (crazy beard), and his translator (Shep Smithy), and some M-1 apparachiks.

7-pic gallery here:

http://www.m-1global.com/lang/en/20...-arrives-in-la/


When I was a big-time Fedor fan, part of his humbleman mystique was his rear end ugly ex-wife. I miss that woman. I wonder if she gets to see the kids.

caffeinefree
Aug 5, 2003

2010: Year of M&M


as a Caucasian Nationalist seeing Fedor get smashed by Overeem will have to due cause Khalidov is too light

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane


It was simply a term of endearment when he and his team referred to Kevin Randleman as "the negro", you don't understand, he's NEVER lost.

Socrates
Nov 2, 2003

by Y Kant Ozma Post


fatherdog posted:




The actions and behaviors of their fighters takes away from the sport! *fights for a promotion that employs Nick Diaz, literally trains with Nazis*

If you're alluding to his brother Aleks, they have trained apart and in different cities since 2006.

Eru
Dec 29, 2004

by Fistgrrl


if a b-league win streak and not being employed by zuffa don't make you the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, then what does?

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face


Eru posted:

if a b-league win streak and not being employed by zuffa don't make you the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, then what does?

wait wait are we talking about fedor or overeem here

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Save Russian Jews posted:

wait wait are we talking about fedor or overeem here

overeem_ko_hari.gif isn't B-league, son.

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face


kimbo305 posted:

overeem_ko_hari.gif isn't B-league, son.

nor is it mma; please don't troll such a fine thread.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


The difference is that no one is claiming Overeem as the greatest mixed martial artist ever and an unstoppable cyborg.

We just happen to think Overeem has the tools and the experience to wreck Fedor's poo poo.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Save Russian Jews posted:

nor is it mma; please don't troll such a fine thread.

You got me, Overeem and Hari's mma fight would be B-league, but Hari still ducked it.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Tim Takdon posted:

i'm short and swarthy
Me too!

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

the first cut
is the deepest


1st AD posted:

The difference is that no one is claiming Overeem as the greatest mixed martial artist ever and an unstoppable cyborg.

I am.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


Socrates posted:

If you're alluding to his brother Aleks, they have trained apart and in different cities since 2006.

A) Wrong, they train together again now, you'd think such a big fan of Fedor would know these things

B) Roman Zentsov is a long term member of Red Devil Fight team, has been Fedor's training partner for years, and is an outspoken neo-nazi and slavic nationalist with multiple swastika tattoos who regularly speaks at racist rallies in Russia

MassRanTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

fatherdog posted:

A) Wrong, they train together again now, you'd think such a big fan of Fedor would know these things

B) Roman Zentsov is a long term member of Red Devil Fight team, has been Fedor's training partner for years, and is an outspoken neo-nazi and slavic nationalist with multiple swastika tattoos who regularly speaks at racist rallies in Russia

If some day Fedor can fight Brown Pride, that will make his loss so much sweeter.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

They can't say no to my body, ufooo!


fatherdog posted:

B) Roman Zentsov is a long term member of Red Devil Fight team, has been Fedor's training partner for years, and is an outspoken neo-nazi and slavic nationalist with multiple swastika tattoos who regularly speaks at racist rallies in Russia



What the gently caress, that's such a complete oxymoron I'm speechless. This man will probably die from a massive aneurism caused by cognitive dissonance some day.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Polemides posted:



What the gently caress, that's such a complete oxymoron I'm speechless. This man will probably die from a massive aneurism caused by cognitive dissonance some day.

Russians love the Nazis, it allows them to spew racist ideology.

World War II, what's that anyways?

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010


Giovanni Qobras posted:

It was simply a term of endearment when he and his team referred to Kevin Randleman as "the negro", you don't understand, he's NEVER lost.

In Russian, the word negr (“негр”), which sounds like friend of the family, is the usual term for “black people”, which, despite its neutral denotation, is challenged because of the virtually-universal familiarity with US society’s racist usage of friend of the family.

And clearly a racist would also be all buddy buddy with Randleman and get drunk with him backstage, because racists love to get their buzz on with black people.

Try harder.

MassRanTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Fedor is Russian for joke.

MMAJunkie posted:

Strikeforce's Fedor Emelianenko: "I'm not a fan of the UFC"
by Steven Marrocco on Jun 18, 2010 at 7:40 pm ET
Top-ranked heavyweight Fedor Emelianenko said today that he doesn't think much of the promotion that's so aggressively courted him for more than three years.

"I'm not a UFC fan," Emelianenko said when asked if his June 26 headliner against Fabricio Werdum at "Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum" is more relevant than an a UFC title-unification bout between champ Brock Lesnar and interim title-holder Shane Carwin at UFC 116.

"I would invite all the fans to watch our fight, which I believe is more important," he said through translator Steven Bash.

The winner of Emelianenko (31-1 MMA, 1-0 SF) vs. Werdum (13-4-1 MMA, 2-0 SF) is expected to fight current Strikeforce heavyweight champion Alistair Overeem, who in May defended his title against Brett Rogers.

Overeem and his managers have sparred in the press with Emelianenko's representatives over the potential bout and have traded accusations as to the the long-anticipated fight's delay.

Emelianenko, who this past August signed a three-fight contract with Strikeforce after intense negotiations with the UFC, did not back off his statements when later asked to clarify.

"I'm not a fan of watching [the UFC's] fights," he said. "Compared to a lot of the commercials and promotion in anticipation of their fights, and compared to a lot of the shows I've seen, there seems to be a lot of negativity involved in their shows.

"So I'm just not a fan of watching their programs."

It was the first time Emelianenko took a direct shot at the UFC's product. In the three years since the Russian became a free agent with the shuttering of PRIDE Fighting Championships, he shied away from criticizing the industry-leading fight promotion.

UFC president Dana White alternately has blasted Emelianenko and coveted his services.

"I've signed Brock Lesnar, who came from the WWE, James Toney from boxing – he's a nut chasing me all over the place – Tito Ortiz, whom I hated, and he hated me," White told MMAjunkie.com (http://www.mmajunkie.com) in an interview following UFC 115. "I've kept Chuck Liddell, kept Matt Hughes, kept Rich Franklin, when they were all champions. Anderson Silva, I've dealt with all the crazy [expletive] with him.

"But I can't sign Fedor? How is this possible that I can't sign this guy? It's not possible. These guys don't want to fight the best in the world."

Emelianenko said his dislike of the UFC stems from how its fights are presented and the fighters it employs.

"I think a combination," he said. "And also, in some ways, (it's due to) the actions and the behavior of a lot of fighters from the UFC. It takes away from the sport."

In the past, Emelianenko's manager, Vadim Finkelchtein, has addressed White's claims. But today, the manager and M-1 Global president was silent.

Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker said today that "Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum" has crossed the 10,000 mark in ticket sales, and he expects a full house at the HP Pavilion in San Jose, Calif., for the event.

For more on "Strikeforce and M-1 Global: Fedor vs. Werdum," check out the MMA Rumors section of MMAjunkie.com.



Emelianenko is Russian for duck.

But really why would he be a fan of UFC? They make their champions defend the titles and don't feed them a steady diet of cans. That just isn't the image they should present for this great sport.

Mongolot
Aug 26, 2006

Kazuo Misaki Superfan #1

"I just like to punch people"

It's so hard to love Fedor the way I used to.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

"I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory, but I'm a Republican, and we don't do that."


MassRayPer posted:

But really why would he be a fan of UFC?

Fedor just agrees that wrestling ruins everything

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010


MassRayPer posted:

Fedor is Russian for joke.


Emelianenko is Russian for duck.

But really why would he be a fan of UFC? They make their champions defend the titles and don't feed them a steady diet of cans. That just isn't the image they should present for this great sport.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane


am0kgonzo posted:

In Russian, the word negr (“негр”), which sounds like friend of the family, is the usual term for “black people”, which, despite its neutral denotation, is challenged because of the virtually-universal familiarity with US society’s racist usage of friend of the family.

And clearly a racist would also be all buddy buddy with Randleman and get drunk with him backstage, because racists love to get their buzz on with black people.

Try harder.

So black people don't have names in Russia? Randleman vs Rampage must have been very confusing for them.

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010


Giovanni Qobras posted:

So black people don't have names in Russia? Randleman vs Rampage must have been very confusing for them.

"The black guy won?" is clearly a phrase only used by racist racists who do racist things in their everyday racist lifes.

And the only reason they showed each other nothing but respect after their fight, hung out and got drunk together is, because Fedor tried to recruit Randleman for the russian KKK as their token black guy.

am0kgonzo fucked around with this message at Jun 19, 2010 around 12:41

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freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009



MassRayPer posted:

Fedor is Russian for joke.


Emelianenko is Russian for duck.

But really why would he be a fan of UFC? They make their champions defend the titles and don't feed them a steady diet of cans. That just isn't the image they should present for this great sport.

in fedor's defense, kevin randleman wasn't trying to move to russia. that's how he likes his blacks.

far away.

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