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hellbastard: Apr 4, 2006

So for those of you who enjoyed This Thread but are too lazy to go HERE (or more precisely here)...

I present you the adventures of 'Captain "Half-Face" Jack McBastard: the Giant Pirate'

[as requested by those who enjoyed the last one, but especially for the threadshitters that make the world a better place]

Reprise:

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Well... that's all I've done so far... Hope you like.

EDIT: Rehosting dead images
Replacing missing images as I get a chance. If you're reading this for the first time you can find it all here

hellbastard fucked around with this message at Jun 3, 2011 around 05:44

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:46

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# ? May 19, 2013 03:13

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

YAR I am eager for more Captain!

I want a parrot from Hell's Petsmart.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:49

FoiledAgain: May 6, 2007

That was oddly entertaining. The outburst "Creme de couilles!" is especially funny.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:51

Not A Bear: Nov 4, 2009

Brilliant! Can't wait for more!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:52

Hellmonkey2k: Jun 27, 2004; Flinging poo at loved ones since the New Millenium

This is the coolest poo poo, man. It's like pirates and robots, but not too pirates and robots.

subtle

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:52

Storyteller: Mar 7, 2010

hellbastard posted:

Oh, God, please tell me you've already prepared a name for the hell parrot.

An awesome name.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:53

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007

I like to think that France has had more than one giant in its military, thus explaining Captain L'Eau's confusion. Aside from Andre, of course.

EDIT: I just noticed the Corehound. Bless you, Hellbastard.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:54

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

I vote for Crackers. However you say that in French.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:54

muskratlove: Mar 22, 2004; He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway...

This is awesome! I loved the last thread, and look forward to the ensuing fun

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:56

BiggerJ: May 21, 2007; What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Cowslips Warren posted:

I vote for Crackers. However you say that in French.

Craquelins. Classy.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 05:59

Dasho: Aug 22, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

This thread had brightened my day.
Please don't ever stop making comics.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:07

Test Fart: May 1, 2008; 10% of the total fart.

that looks like one epic pirate boat

... can't wait til the adventures start!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:10

RoboCicero: Oct 22, 2009; Soda, soda, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Well, that's gotta put you off your cigarette.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:13

The Steak Justice: Jul 16, 2009; You are amongst friends.

I got into the last thread a bit too late, so I plan to follow this one closely.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:46

HBar: Sep 13, 2007

What's the food bowl supposed to say? Looks like "cayavathor" but that doesn't make much sense.

And congrats hellbastard, you're the top google result for "cr�me de couilles".

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:49

Gestalt Pie: May 21, 2008; That's all that was in the cupboard!

The long awaited New Hellbastard Thread!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 06:56

RGBRIOT: Apr 19, 2009; "Beauty, packaged for a digital world."

Simply fantastic!

When you said you were going to do this, I didn't dare think it'd be so soon.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 07:02

Sire Oblivion: Apr 22, 2008; Down the Rabbit Hole.

And here we go again!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 07:08

Yoda: Dec 11, 2003; A Jedi I am

Here's hoping hell yoda makes a cameo.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 07:41

MrCrowley: Jan 3, 2010

Oh Satan I'm so excited for the rest of these

Great stuff so far

# ? Jun 4, 2010 07:52

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

That last panel is making me giggle more than I think it should.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 07:54

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese Bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Jesus, ANOTHER thread to monitor in my control panel? God HellBastard, I'm so tired of you clogging up my bookmarks, making me follow your threads, why wont you just go off and die so I can get back to learning what the cops did in Florida this week?

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:01

Hamshot: Feb 1, 2006

How'd he pay for those hell-goods? This is important.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:03

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe: May 13, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

gently caress yes. I shall follow this and notify everyone I know immediately.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:04

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007

Hamshot posted:

How'd he pay for those hell-goods? This is important.

He's a pirate, how do you think?

Charge cards.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:07

MechaRedneck: Jan 9, 2005

I like the haircuts.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:10

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

Hogwild already, hopefully the haters don't keep this from being 5'd.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:11

DarkCompanion: Oct 27, 2007; by T. Finn

Please tell me you're a fan of Heinrich von Ofterdingen

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:15

Archer2338: Mar 15, 2008; 'Tis a screwed up world

Fantastic. Loved the old one, eagerly looking forward to this one!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 08:42

Gestalt Pie: May 21, 2008; That's all that was in the cupboard!

Screaming Idiot posted:

He's a pirate, how do you think?

Charge cards.

Well played.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 09:02

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!

I loved Birth of a Bastard and am eagerly anticipating these installments.

I'm just glad I'm on board in the beginning this time!

# ? Jun 4, 2010 10:20

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

hellbastard posted:

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I didn't notice before, but Heinrich can really pull off the debonair smile with only half a face.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 10:21

Edison was a dick: Apr 3, 2010; direct current only

hellbastard posted:

This had me cackling like a madman for the following reasons
Wall*Mark of the Beast
"What can I do for you little guy"
Massive shopping bags in panel 4
and of course the Parrot.

You should get an RSS feed for your website, showing news and comic updates as per the standard webcomic website format.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 10:43

Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

Oh my god the hellparrot

I like how HB's considered a midget in Hell.

# ? Jun 4, 2010 11:00

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007

Azymyth posted:

I didn't notice before, but Heinrich can really pull off the debonair smile with only half a face.

In reality it's only a normally debonair smile, but since it's only half-there the remaining smile fragment gets the debonair the rest of the smile would have gotten, making it proportionally more debonair.