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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


Corridor posted:

It doesn't need colour. Ugg is uggerful.

Can you do some more Ugg strips?


e: ugg ugg ugg

Ya, if someone is willing to write them. They would probably go into a spinoff Ugg thread.

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Dwarf tits for the blood god!

SPERG FOR THE SPERG GOD


You misspelled "Ugg" in the first panel.

sorry I just had to

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Darth Brooks posted:

Ya, if someone is willing to write them. They would probably go into a spinoff Ugg thread.

Well, as the inadvertent creator of Ugg, I could write stuff, but I certainly do want other Goons to be able write as well, as we have been.

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009


I keep envisioning this anthropomorphic pair of fur-trimmed boots with a beard and ratty hair...

7thBatallion
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.



Darth Brooks posted:

I had to give this a try.


Click here for the full 800x580 image.


Edit: If someone wants to add color, go for it.

Best derail yet.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


Sole.Sushi posted:

Well, as the inadvertent creator of Ugg, I could write stuff, but I certainly do want other Goons to be able write as well, as we have been.

And there's no reason for me to be the only one drawing Ugg. Ugg belongs to us.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Darth Brooks posted:

And there's no reason for me to be the only one drawing Ugg. Ugg belongs to us.

EDIT: Well, that was ill-fated. Someone else may want to try doing better than I did.

Sole.Sushi fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2011 around 19:47

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006



Sole.Sushi posted:

EDIT: Well, that was ill-fated. Someone else may want to try doing better than I did.

What the hell happened there?

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

hellbastard posted:

What the hell happened there?

There was an Ugg thread momentarily, but it got gassed. Not sure why, though, it only had a few posts and nothing seemed out of order with it.

dirtybird
Mar 23, 2007
steady nerderatin' son: squalor!

hellbastard posted:

What the hell happened there?

I posted last. I am a bad poster.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


hellbastard posted:

What the hell happened there?

What Pvt. Public said. I logged in early yesterday to find myself probated, and immediately I knew what had transpired.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007


Sole.Sushi posted:

EDIT: Well, that was ill-fated. Someone else may want to try doing better than I did.

Oh, that was bullshit. I'd rather read a thread about Ugg having a bad time than yet another glorified RSS feed thread about conservatives doing something dumb. I'm just thanking our lucky stars that the mods are generous enough to continue to let Hellbastard show off his stuff.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


I'd like to think that the poster who got banned for firstpost/shitposting in the "Birth of a Bastard" thread re-regged, became a mod and then took out his revenge on the Ugg thread.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2011 around 21:06

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

The spider-men are over-breeding!


Sole.Sushi posted:

What Pvt. Public said. I logged in early yesterday to find myself probated, and immediately I knew what had transpired.

Does it ever say why? I didn't even see a probation on your rap sheet.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Does it ever say why? I didn't even see a probation on your rap sheet.

If your thread goes to the gas chamber, you get an automatic probation that doesn't show up on your rap sheet.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

If it's any consolation, I 5'ed the Ugg thread

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

Ugg look for Ugg's thread on funny box of cave paintings that move. Ugg find thread in Something Awful green place. Ugg angry. Ugg smash funny box of cave paintings that move with pointy rock. Now Ugg sad. Ugg not see cave paintings of naked ladies any more. Ugg go find cave bear to fight. Then Ugg feel better.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


While searching for a viking drinking horn (don't ask, and don't judge me. Jesus said not to. ) I found this : http://www.thorhammer.org/en/Honey_...WG18/a_92%20003


Anyone know how to relabel a bottle?

Carcharoth
Apr 14, 2003

What are birds?

There is nothing wrong with wanting an awesome viking drinking horn

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


Thread needs more Ugg (until the next Hellbastard post.) I want to post this up full sized but it's sure to break tables.


Click here for the full 900x224 image.


Stupid_Sexy_Flander, print out the label and then use carpet tape to secure it. The tape is double sided.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Do one wherein Ugg's wife "goes on vacation." If I am to die soon, I would want to see that before I go.

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006





Darth Brooks posted:

I'd like to think that the poster who got banned for firstpost/shitposting in the "Birth of a Bastard" thread re-regged, became a mod and then took out his revenge on the Ugg thread.

Like when Fox canned Futurama because the Simpsons kept making jokes about Rupert Murdoch.

Wait... that means I'm in trouble!?!

Eitherway... Ugg welcome in this thread.

hellbastard fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2011 around 23:11

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

That is the perfect expression for something that died of fright! I'm also liking the subtle reflections in the airlock water.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


Darth Brooks posted:

Thread needs more Ugg (until the next Hellbastard post.) I want to post this up full sized but it's sure to break tables.


Click here for the full 900x224 image.


Stupid_Sexy_Flander, print out the label and then use carpet tape to secure it. The tape is double sided.

Don't have a label , but if someone makes one, at least we know where to get the beer

HB, your art has progressed by leaps and bounds since you started this. I think by the end of the arc we are going to see a fully 3d animation short sort of like pixar on meth. AND IT WILL BE AWESOME

Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009
semi-professional sassy new forums member greeter



That Triskhellion is so awesome.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

Argh!!! My Everything!



Another classic line.


He seems to be rather evil. Or maybe he's just innocently defending himself.


Naah. He's evil.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.


I can't wait to see Orb-Brothers Hudson, Hicks and Apone. They'd better be Ultimate Badasses.

I wanted to just say one of them, but I couldn't help myself. They all rock.

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006



MichiganCubbie posted:

I can't wait to see Orb-Brothers Hudson, Hicks and Apone. They'd better be Ultimate Badasses.

I wanted to just say one of them, but I couldn't help myself. They all rock.

Ha! I was going to start with Ob-brothers Wierzbowski and Spunkmeyer but I thought that'd be too obvious too early. I was curious to see if anyone was going to rumble that game from the this episode.

dirtybird
Mar 23, 2007
steady nerderatin' son: squalor!

Sole.Sushi posted:

What Pvt. Public said. I logged in early yesterday to find myself probated, and immediately I knew what had transpired.

Don't feel too bad. Once upon a time, I worked with a well funded group to launch a massively distributed online ARG. We had a solid storyline and lots of video content that would require the audience to find it through clues in other media. We were all set to launch and decided that the perfect audience would be the Goons of Somethingawful.com. We posted the thread and within minutes it was gassed. Unfortunately, Goons are a very critical lot and they will quickly kill anything that they do not immediately "get". Too bad really, it was gonna be awesome. The whole thing went down the drain after that. The sad part is that it wasn't even an advertisement like some of the successful ARGs of the past on here. It was entirely for enjoyment. We did not plan well relying on Goons for an audience, as much as we love them and are a part of them.

edit: that was the last time any of us ever tried to start a thread on here as far as I know.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.


hellbastard posted:

Ha! I was going to start with Ob-brothers Wierzbowski and Spunkmeyer but I thought that'd be too obvious too early. I was curious to see if anyone was going to rumble that game from the this episode.

Dietrich, Crowe, and Wierzbowski probably would have been the hardest to spot.

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006



MichiganCubbie posted:

Dietrich, Crowe, and Wierzbowski probably would have been the hardest to spot.

Your right with Dietrich and Crowe, and I did consider them, but Wierzbowski seemed too obvious to me because often (when with friends I know have willfully seen it a million times) and we get seperated or there's confusion that results in people calling out to each other I always start yelling "Weirzbowski, Weirkbowski!!!"

Above Our Own posted:

That Triskhellion is so awesome.

His deadliest power is giving me a heachache everytime I draw him.

hellbastard fucked around with this message at Feb 16, 2011 around 22:31

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


hellbastard posted:

His deadliest power is giving me a heachache everytime I draw him.

Hate to piss in your cereal, but is it just me or are his spine-tentacles missing..? Or can he retract them?

We'll just say he can retract them.

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009


Sole.Sushi posted:

Hate to piss in your cereal, but is it just me or are his spine-tentacles missing..? Or can he retract them?

We'll just say he can retract them.

His tentacles are just behind him, propelling him long. His massive, ambiguously evil tri-skull is blocking them from view.

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006



Sole.Sushi posted:

Hate to piss in your cereal, but is it just me or are his spine-tentacles missing..? Or can he retract them?

We'll just say he can retract them.

He can retract them as illustrated early on in episode 42: http://hellbastardcomix.com/comics/...giant-pirate/42

He pulls them in before letting out his lighning breath.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

hellbastard posted:

He can retract them as illustrated early on in episode 42: http://hellbastardcomix.com/comics/...giant-pirate/42

He pulls them in before letting out his lighning breath.

What else is hiding in that skulls of his?

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


That's a pretty awesome background on your site now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
At my post

hellbastard posted:

Your right with Dietrich and Crowe, and I did consider them, but Wierzbowski seemed too obvious to me because often (when with friends I know have willfully seen it a million times) and we get seperated or there's confusion that results in people calling out to each other I always start yelling "Weirzbowski, Weirkbowski!!!"

I have done this many times myself in the past, and fully plan to do so in the future. But then, I used to use a ton of lines from this movie for large portions of my regular dialogue. "Why don't you put her in charge" being one of my other faves.

Aliens is clearly one of the best movies of all time.

hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006



Waffleimages has been overcooked again and stuck to the grill.

tinypic to the rescue....



Sorry for the delay, I forgot to bring my USB stick with me like three days in a row.

redshirt posted:

I have done this many times myself in the past, and fully plan to do so in the future. But then, I used to use a ton of lines from this movie for large portions of my regular dialogue. "Why don't you put her in charge" being one of my other faves.

Aliens is clearly one of the best movies of all time.

One of my most watched films of all time. Up there with Big Trouble in little China, the original Star Wars, and Robocop.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning


hellbastard posted:

Waffleimages has been overcooked again and stuck to the grill.

tinypic to the rescue....



Sorry for the delay, I forgot to bring my USB stick with me like three days in a row.


One of my most watched films of all time. Up there with Big Trouble in little China, the original Star Wars, and Robocop.

"It's all in the reflexes" is a quote that can apply to almost any feat of accomplishment.

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

hellbastard posted:

knees

I think I'm going to be sick!

[edit] To clarify, it's grotesquely beautiful.

Ak Gara fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2011 around 14:30

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