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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Avast Ye Bastard
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hellbastard
Apr 4, 2006

CantDecideOnAName posted:

Is it bad of me to say that I was waiting for a Princess Bride-esque "I am not left (right) handed" moment?

I was actually going to do that, but it would have required the conversation to occur in the air. And I didn't want to suspend anyone's disbelieve in his suspension.

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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

runny nose

 What a pleasant surprise to wake up to. Nice!

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

 Oh lordy, he should get caller ID on his summoning or something!

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Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

 On the bright side, maybe he's being summoned back to the previously-interrupted Jotun-nookie.

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Oct 19, 2002

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Frozen Horse posted:

On the bright side, maybe he's being summoned back to the previously-interrupted Jotun-nookie.

Sadly, I don't forsee a happy outcome for our hero. Personally, I'm guessing a Hellyoda dressing down or something reasonably unpleasant. Followed by The Wrath Of HellBastard.

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CantDecideOnAName
Jan 1, 2012


 My first thought was actually that time moves differently in Jotun-land and this is him getting called back to pay child support.

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