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Hogwild already, hopefully the haters don't keep this from being 5'd.
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| # ¿ Jun 4, 2010 08:11 |
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| # ¿ May 24, 2013 20:11 |
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TC_ posted:Oh sweet Jesus YES!! Here's to another six month long That's a drat fine point, this should see us through to christmas... or thanksgiving at least for the amerigoons! i'm gonna call it right now that there will be a cameo somewhere in here for all our old favourites, the doctor, johan, a gorilla (with flint lock pistols for arms), general maintence... the lot of them, if not exactly them then their ancestors! And of course hell yoda in his younger hippy years.
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| # ¿ Jun 4, 2010 17:47 |
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I thought that was a common thing, my uncle was on 'holiday' for 9 months a few years back. It's a way parents hid talking about incarceration from children or so i thought?
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| # ¿ Jun 8, 2010 16:26 |
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This thread just went Hog Wild!
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| # ¿ Jun 9, 2010 13:13 |
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Sgt. Cosgrove posted:I was not aware that they made 3d-glasses so tiny. you're looking at it wrong, remember  is a good 30ft tall which makes that fiesta cat about 10ft tall... the 3d glasses are to scale.
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| # ¿ Jun 10, 2010 00:37 |
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almightyerin posted:That was supposed to be fiesta cat? i know, it did look more like a dog but the hat and pipe gave it away.
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| # ¿ Jun 10, 2010 01:43 |
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Amazing as always... but i'm still disappointed by the lack of favicon on hellbastard comix!
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| # ¿ Jun 14, 2010 11:05 |
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I sense someone buying an emoticon for every one of these threads and look: It's like some rare parrot is humping his head!
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| # ¿ Jul 31, 2010 09:21 |
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hehe, i inspired the Au Contre joke  i'm so proud of myself.
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| # ¿ Sep 8, 2010 14:48 |
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The sword is just a distraction... can shoot fricking lazer beams out of his eyes!
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| # ¿ Sep 8, 2010 21:55 |
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GnatKingCoal posted:He was after they pulled him out of the cask of brandy!! Apparently he wasn't well preserved in that cask of brandy when they sailed into port. The rest of the crew had been drinking it through a straw daily on the voyage home. Which, when you think about it... IS. loving. GROSS! You can just imagine the guy that was sucking away only to have the flow stop cos it got plugged by the good admiral's rotting eyeball!
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| # ¿ Sep 11, 2010 21:54 |
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GnatKingCoal posted:He may well have become less than preserved in that cask, but there's no solid proof that "tapping the Admiral" was anything but urban (naval?) legend. FYI. urban (naval) legend or otherwise, i wouldnt put it past a crew of sailors to tap any alcohol on board, regardless of whether the admiral was in it or not.
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| # ¿ Sep 12, 2010 01:31 |
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PirateDentist posted:I say it should be the first naval ship with fully functional railguns. Given the current work I know of, it'd be the USS Eviscerator. I'm no sciency guy but my understanding of the fire triangle is heat, fuel and oxygen. So i can see where the heat from air friction and oxygen from the air is causing that kaboom... but what is the fuel? seriously, what is it igniting there or is that not a typical boom?
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| # ¿ Sep 14, 2010 13:12 |
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So oxygen is the fuel as well as the ... well... oxygen in the fire triangle then?
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| # ¿ Sep 14, 2010 14:12 |
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Sole.Sushi posted:Mmm, sweet delicious steak, tenderized by a rail gun. Half of everything you say is a lie.
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| # ¿ Sep 16, 2010 08:58 |
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Corridor posted:Am I meant to know who that pirate in the last panel is? Yes. That's Burgundy Pete "Two Hooks" O'Scruffigan. His hooks often change colour from Silver to Gold and back to Silver again.
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| # ¿ Sep 16, 2010 15:25 |
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so close to having  in the last frame.
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| # ¿ Sep 22, 2010 13:02 |
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The best steak sauce is obviously Nelson's Blood... and we come full circle!
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2010 18:47 |
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So a girl at my office just asked if anyone knew anyone in Sydney that could put her sister and her sister's friend up for a few weeks over new years. I'm not sure how they'd react if i said "sure, i know a giant floating skull with green eyes, goes by the name of Hellbastard but you can call him Henrich, bring him some exotic eastern european beer and it'll all be good"
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| # ¿ Dec 21, 2010 23:26 |
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hellbastard posted:Waffleimages has been overcooked again and stuck to the grill. "It's all in the reflexes" is a quote that can apply to almost any feat of accomplishment.
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| # ¿ Mar 3, 2011 12:57 |
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Nearly a month with no new pages, this makes me sad. What's happening Henrich von Bastard? More importantly, why aren't we derailing about steaks, rail guns, sauces and other unrelated rambling?
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| # ¿ Aug 9, 2011 22:40 |
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You peasants disgust me. One simply wends one's way to their chosen destination. Now begone with you all before my hand is forced to crush you with my wallet.
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| # ¿ Jan 13, 2012 23:55 |
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Ak Gara posted:Just read the whole thread again to refresh. (filtered by Hellbastard's posts) Better yet, just read them HERE
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| # ¿ Jan 14, 2012 19:49 |
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 Of this haul from a recent trip to Poland all i have left is the Krupnik. Not too sure what honey infused vodka will taste like but i was told to save it for a very cold day. Well we just had our first snowfall here in London, that seems like a good enough reason to crack the seal on it me thinks...
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| # ¿ Feb 5, 2012 00:38 |
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I've actually completely forgotten what's going on in the story, i just read the episodes for the gags. When it's concluded i'll probably just read through the whole thing on HB's own site to get the story.
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| # ¿ Apr 12, 2012 21:41 |
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have you read The Black Frigate parts of Watchmen? Or better yet, seen the animated parts in the extended cut of the movie? If so it so feels like parts of it came directly from your stuff and that is nothing but a good thing! Also, after doing a bit of nostalgia today I feel this story needs more Monkey Island quotes.
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| # ¿ Nov 20, 2012 03:24 |
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| # ¿ May 24, 2013 20:11 |
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redshirt posted:hellbastard, you're awesome. Loyal reader for years now. When are you going BigTime? He's been trying for years, Google doesn't like giving a high rank to the word 'bastard' in his comic though so things are tough all over.
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| # ¿ Apr 12, 2013 23:21 |
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