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Crud Bonemeal posted:Yet another guy who posts lovely rap lyrics. Oh yeah, he frequently posts about Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon. He has some pretty terrible views on women too! ...how old is this person? I used to make up songs about Pokemon when I was maybe ten years old.
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IzzyNobre posted:No one can be THIS dumb. You got to be kidding me. Sadly, I don't think she's joking:  
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Brolita posted:...how old is this person? I used to make up songs about Pokemon when I was maybe ten years old. Twenty. It seems like he changes his rap name every week as well.
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Pseudonym posted:My uncle is doing this poo poo right now. My fifty-year-old uncle, who just swore a few months ago that he'd never ever get tied down to another woman, is doing this irritating poo poo. That's nothing. You want to know who the worst offender is? Paul Watson, leader of that big international anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd. The guy's a massive manchild as is but his facebook page really seals the deal. The guy's a 60 year old public figure and is the face of a fairly famous organization, yet for a while there his official facebook page was filled with cringeworthy love messages to his girlfriend. I could have sworn I accidently clicked into some 15 year old's page on several occasions.
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neen posted:A kid that went to my middle school writes poetry...this one of MANY. I know this is a few pages back, but I know this person. He and I went to high school together, and I suspect you and I may have as well. Small world. Also that kid is creepy as gently caress.
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I'm great at finding these people. http://www.facebook.com/nobetterthanyou  For reference, she met a guy over the weekend, was the happiest she's been in years by Sunday, and dumped by today. Oh, and she also freaked the gently caress out on me when I decided against hanging out with her. All sorts of fun stuff with this one, being an emotional 15 year old. PopeOnARope fucked around with this message at Dec 23, 2010 around 04:47 |
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pastor of muppets posted:Sadly, I don't think she's joking: I say this without any hint of irony or sarcasm -- I am truly jealous of people that have friends THIS dumb.
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IzzyNobre posted:I say this without any hint of irony or sarcasm -- I am truly jealous of people that have friends THIS dumb. You and me both man. The worst thing I can think of is people writing smilies backwards. (: and DX
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Death by Cranes posted:You and me both man. The worst thing I can think of is people writing smilies backwards. (: and DX Well you gotta use up those discarded ('s somehow. What, you think when you make a  that the corresponding ( doesn't go to waste?
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The people who post the dumbest poo poo on my facebook are my favorite facebook people.
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 A) They're both Italian B) "Who" is Buon Natale?  C) Google apparently couldn't help her stupid rear end
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Law posted:That's nothing. You want to know who the worst offender is? Paul Watson, leader of that big international anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd. The guy's a massive manchild as is but his facebook page really seals the deal. The guy's a 60 year old public figure and is the face of a fairly famous organization, yet for a while there his official facebook page was filled with cringeworthy love messages to his girlfriend. I could have sworn I accidently clicked into some 15 year old's page on several occasions. For my own purposes, I'll call it a tie. I mean, sure, Watson wins for being a sixty-year-old manchild in that sense, but my uncle is, well, my uncle, and I have to live with the fact that I'm related to him. And the rest of the family is like that too, for the most part. Ugh.
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Just when I thought I had nothing to contribute, I found 2 recent gems. Exhibit A is no longer a friend, I guess he chose to unfriend me which removed my chance to reply with "chemtrails, lol"  Exhibit B is a family member I don't really talk to much. Notice how that picture doesn't look like its in a hospital, and nobody in the replies asked why they thought it important to take the picture first. 
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More from Christopher. I wonder what his SA name is?    You can do it Christopher! WE BELIEVE IN YOU! Maybe this will be the feel good story of the year. Either that or he will fail miserably and really jump in front of the train this time. 
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My Mafia Wars family is a very diverse group of people   I hope someone posts bail for him before his Farmville crops wither 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:uh dude do you need help or something Something about the foursquare app really struck me as the lowest point of human existence.
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blaarghh posted:Good for him. I'm glad he's working on having a "normal" life instead of being one of the countless people who are giving a bad name to AS.
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| # ? Dec 26, 2010 22:19 |
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Crud Bonemeal posted:Yet another guy who posts lovely rap lyrics. Oh yeah, he frequently posts about Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon. He has some pretty terrible views on women too!
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Brolita posted:Good for him. I'm glad he's working on having a "normal" life instead of being one of the countless people who are giving a bad name to AS. Yeah the part about the compositions was as gently caress
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 Dude from wind ensemble back in high school who used to bring notebooks full of printed out hentai to school. Once accidentally sat on his trombone and bent it at a 90 degree angle. He's exactly as much of a train wreck as this picture implies.
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This isn't so bad, but a person on my Facebook friends list that I work with has become completely obsessed with Scott Pilgrim recently, and I'm this close to removing him. Not to mention he's pretty annoying usually, he's one of those guys that always posts about how his life sucks because his girlfriend of a few months broke up with him and whatnot. Holy poo poo this is nearly 5000 pixels long don't click if your computer is slow please and if you do click don't bitch at me also sorry for all the black bars but I'm paranoid  e: oh and don't ask me about the Sonic Underground thing. I have no clue and no desire to know.
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Orbi posted:This isn't so bad, but a person on my Facebook friends list that I work with has become completely obsessed with Scott Pilgrim recently, I used to love that movie, but after reading your post it makes me feel dirty.
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This is pretty mild in the grand scheme of things, but I saw this on my news feed: Click here for the full 492x684 image. It makes me a bit sad because even if I told him the solution to his problems are to be upfront with women about his expectations of a relationship (who pays, etc), he wouldn't listen and chalk it all up to women being bad people in general.
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Sleeping diagonally is pretty awesome, though.
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Orbi posted:also sorry for all the black bars but I'm paranoid You missed some.
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Meet Mark: Mark hates moslems. (That's right. Moslems.)Mark posted:@Arbab. That's laughable, now you're a victim. The whole world is picking on the moslems. All the wars are against Islam. If you didn't provoke the entire civilized world with your insane gestures of suicide murder nobody would feel a need to come to your house and destroy it. If you sew the wind you reap the storm. You dumb bastards start wars then cry like bitches when your are engaged and destroyed. Stop starting poo poo and we won't have to come and end it.  Mark posted:@ Sophia. Just last year I was over in your country engaged in my favorite sport. See you in the crosshairs litte girl. Take a guess: Mark posted:Muslims are animals, they don't fight very well and they are easy to kill. I know, I killed them in Iraq and Afghanistan. You are the ignorant ones. You will make a good martyr. Mark posted:Islam was conceived in violence and murder and rules by violence and murder. They have taken over the world by violence and murder. It is time for all free people to unite and rid the world of the scourge of Islam once and for all. The religion of death!  Mark posted:Jihadwatch.com. Or thereligionofpeace.com. These sites tell the truth about the DAILY killings and maiming in the name of Allah. Were ever Muslims are death and destruction are sure to follow. Just follow the blood. By the way, the topic that reared this guy's ugly head was about a Palestinian doctor whose daughters (three of them) got killed by Israeli troops. But not according to Mark! Mark posted:Sue Hammas. They killed his daughters. The answer is easy. Stop killing Israelis and they will stop killing you. You people are stupid! You can't fight and you keep getting yourself and the ones around you killed. Clowns Mark also injects his wisdom in a topic about surprise sex and sexual abuse being rampant in the US military: Mark posted:More BULLSH*T. The incidence of surprise sex is the same as the general population. 2200 is 0.02% of the population of the military which is near 1 mil. How about a story of how many people were mudered by the Taliban in Afghanistan or The number of Christians murdered in Iraq? Mark probably also doesn't know that the vast majority of victims of the Taliban are muslim civilians living in the Middle-East. But even if he did he probably wouldn't care, because muslims aren't really people like you and I.
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How do you people have so many religious friends? All I've got is that one old friend from way back who went and joined some Buddhist cult in Tennessee. Apparently the path to enlightenment involves something about giving up anything material, but the Internet is not to be taken away.
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Angry Avocado posted:Meet Mark: Mark hates moslems. (That's right. Moslems.) This is pretty disgusting. I see some pretty dumb posts on my wall, but thankfully nothing like this.
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Rakanakle posted:This is pretty disgusting. I see some pretty dumb posts on my wall, but thankfully nothing like this. His entire profile is set to private, so you can't really see anything apart from his picture.
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Angry Avocado posted:He didn't post this on his wall, but on a Facebook group of a news organisation. You should friend him and see how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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melon cat posted:I think you're right.  And yes. He is like this in real life. He's "that guy" who drops by uninvited to pub nights and tries to schmooze a ride off of some unlucky co-worker who ends up getting stuck with him.
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rob_squared posted:Exhibit B is a family member I don't really talk to much. Notice how that picture doesn't look like its in a hospital, and nobody in the replies asked why they thought it important to take the picture first. Although it wasn't what you were going for I find it hilarious that someone likes childrens' arms getting broken.
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Angry Avocado posted:Meet Mark: Mark hates moslems. (That's right. Moslems.) I lucked out with Facebook friends. The only thing I could contribute are people a little too politically/religiously inclined, in either direction. I wish I knew some freaks. 
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Stop friending 13 year olds.
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I'm sorry if this is an ignorant question but what the gently caress is screamo? edit: Nevermind...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zCU2hfEIY
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This is an idiot with whom I have had many amusing "debates" in the past. He's a goldmine for this sort of thing.
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I'm not sure what she means. 
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glhitw posted:I'm not sure what she means. I think that means she's dead, but I'm really not sure.
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Angry Avocado posted:Meet Mark: Mark hates moslems. (That's right. Moslems.) Another reason to delete facebook is if you get drunk and post embarrassing poo poo.
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