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Holy Calamity!
Jan 2, 2006

no bm

Four days ago a friend of a friend sent me a request after he saw me post on my irl friend's wall on facebook. His image being quite mysterious, I added him thinking I might've bumped into him at some point at the campus/a friend's place..



Little did I know, Kevin had aspergers, and had began searching out friends on facebook. This is his bio-

quote:

my name is kevin xxxxx im 20 years old and going to be a 3rd year student at xxxx, i have aspergers syndrome which is an autistic disability where im real smart but i have problems interacting with other people. the high school i went to was xxxx high school i graduated in 2008. the crazy thing is im completely addicted to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, because they taste good

That is the crazy thing, isnt it, kevin.

I only realized this was the case after he messaged me as soon as he saw me log in, announcing "Hey brotha!". He promptly explained his aspergian / friendless state- I mean literally, he just came out and said he has aspergers and that he's looking for friends. Being that we've all felt lonely before at some point in our lives, I couldn't just tell the guy to gently caress off... so I entertained him and he went on to tell me about how he was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and how it is just so delicious.

For the last 4 days Kevin has messaged me every time he's seen me log in, be it at 1pm at work or 1am right when I get home. He's currently at a resort in Mexico, which he explained to me is totally awesome because it has internet in the rooms, but then again sort of not awesome because the resort only has grape jelly- not strawberry. Kevin asked me what I think of this, and I said "Well that is still good. I do not eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that much though, so I don't have a strong preference either way. "well you must eat a lot of peanut butter sandwiches then lol", kevin responded. After logging off, I came back to discover a message from Kevin reading "hey do you think youd be an awesome big brother". I did not respond to his message, because the answer is yes.

He is very sad right now and "Wishes I was there" with him at the resort, because so far I have "been a good friend", with our 5-minute odd conversations sporadically throughout the day. Kevin lives close to me judging by his location, and has already began talking about his hopes to hang out. I wonder if Kevin smokes weed.

Holy Calamity! fucked around with this message at Jun 5, 2010 around 23:43

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Holy Calamity!
Jan 2, 2006

no bm

Kevin's most recent update:

quote:

probably going to die someone blocked me on youtube when we were getting along really well need cheering up

And he added his own comment:

quote:

i bet talking about sandwiches would cheer me up lol


It's really sad. Dude incessantly messages people using various sites and construes any response as having a good conversation with a friend

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