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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Who are you and how did you get here

# ¿ May 30, 2011 11:11

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:17

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2011 13:46

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Arise from your grave, dog thread! The dachshund puppy commands you!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2011 15:38

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Portraits of dogs as they shake off water

# ¿ Aug 3, 2011 15:14

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Embiggen posted:

This little guy is literally :smugdog:

edit for content: how fast are we going?
http://i.imgur.com/bHLym.jpg

webmeister has a new favorite as of 14:02 on Aug 23, 2011

# ¿ Aug 23, 2011 13:23

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

The world's most patient dog:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2011 14:43

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

And I defy anyone to watch this video without smiling. Go on, try. I'll wait!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWPWrR-94NY

# ¿ Sep 16, 2011 14:44

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

There really isn't anything cuter than a Dachshund puppy, except possibly a Dachshund puppy drinking beer

# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 09:06

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Probably the best youtube dog video I've seen in a while...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmpONxJ7JSw

# ¿ Nov 23, 2011 13:25

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Wanna spot me bro?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 11:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

My border collie used to let fly with some pretty horrendous farts. Little jerk would fart loudly and then stare at me like he thinks *I* did it!

But how could you get mad at a face like this?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 12:38

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Tank dog reporting in

# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 23:36

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inside the top-secret United Nations Dachshund Council:

# ¿ Mar 28, 2012 12:15

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 06:03

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

In honour of shark week:

# ¿ Aug 15, 2012 03:05

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Obie, the world's fattest dachshund!

# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 13:43

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That last dog apparently belongs to the dentist, he brings it in as a therapy pet to calm nervous children.

Yeah, it's awesome.
http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/12/therapy-dog-helping-children-with-their-fear-of-the-dentist/

Can't wait to get my own dachshund in the next few months...

# ¿ Dec 18, 2012 00:02

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

My new mini dachshund puppy, Schnitzel:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 10:58

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

gobboboy posted:

That's the joke, yes. If I got him a brother I was going to name him either Frank or Felix.

When we get another dachshund to keep Schnitzel company, he'll be called either Strudel or Chicken :v:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 04:44

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

A few more of Schnitzel's puppy adventures:

First day at work, sitting on my boss's chair:

First trip to the beach, running around like a madman:

Looking very excited about learning to surf:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 12:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Loving all the gorgeous dachshund pictures! Keep em comin

In the meantime, here's Samuel L Dogson:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2013 11:30

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Good dog defending the car!

And here's my Schnitzel, feeling very sorry for himself after getting desexed:

# ¿ May 4, 2013 06:19

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I was just lying here like a good boy, and suddenly my bed exploded!

# ¿ May 16, 2013 12:51

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Border Collies are awesome, and those are all very handsome.

Not a picture but w/e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kHLbh7SaTvQ

# ¿ May 23, 2013 11:56

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Schnitzel modelling his new coat:

# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 06:05

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

Maybe someone here can explain to me why my dog (and whatever dog is staying here) likes to follow me around from room to room if they're completely fed and watered and stuff. Like, are they just that bored or do they think I'm gonna do something for them?

Yeah, dogs just follow their owners around. If he isn't playing with something, my dog just endlessly follows me around the house, and if I shut him out of a room (eg I'm taking a poo poo), he'll just sit patiently at the door until I come back :3:

gobboboy posted:

Our wieners are very similar.

Here is Oscar when he was a pup. He does not like wearing clothes.

Oscar looks awesome, and yeah very much like my Schnitzel! This is what he looked like while terrified of swimming pools at about the same age:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2013 06:31

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 06:16

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Sorry for the Buzzfeed link but these guys are too awesome not to share:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/pictures-of-instagrams-goofiest-best-friends

# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 12:17

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Schnitzel waiting for his mum to get home:

Schnitzel patrolling the pool area on Australia Day:

Schnitzel tearing up the remains of an inferior breed:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 02:13

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Drone posted:

Schnitzel is the cutest name for a Dachshund and that is the cutest puppy

Unfortunately I can't take credit for it! There's a bunch of kids books starring a dachshund named Schnitzel von Krumm :3:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 01:58

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Apologies for my wife's lovely Instagram filter, but this is our mini dachshund in his natural habitat:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 07:11

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Not my dachshund, but mine has the same attitude as this guy:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 13:24

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:17

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Master Twig posted:

This is my roommates dog Hot Rod. He's an Argentinian Mastiff and is a big soft dummy. He recently decided that under the table is where he belongs (even though we almost never eat there.)

Not to get all PI on you/him, but your roommate should get him a crate. Dogs in the wild live in dens with a low roof and 3 walls (eg a tiny cave etc), so him hiding under the table is basically that den instinct kicking in. My old border collie used to sleep under the table all the time as well, and it wasn't until I did a bunch of googling that I figured out why.

He looks like a cool dogge though!

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 08:52

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