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Dr Snofeld posted:Similarly. My favorite variation of this one is "What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?"
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 14:39 |
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Dodgeball posted:Just thought of this one, dunno if it's already an established joke, though: You just lost me so many friends.
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 15:07 |
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betaraywil posted:One critique I might offer: Go with something from Baba O'riley. Yelling "teenage wasteland" might be more immediately identifiable as a Who lyric. ...but Won't Get Fooled Again is the CSI Miami theme.
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 15:41 |
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Holy John posted:My roommate loves to tell this terrible dad joke: Better: "I'm thirsty." "I'm Friday." (38/100)
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2012 19:12 |
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JiimyPopAli posted:All kid's jokes come across as attempts at Latvian jokes. LETS SEE WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE A POO Those kids' jokes are the best when they either explain the joke or type out HA HA HA or OOOOOHHH
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2013 15:47 |
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PYF Hilarious Pedantic Quibbles
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 15:48 |
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Stairs posted:One from my son: Thank your son for me, I've been telling this one all day.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2013 18:38 |
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Lurken posted:Why did the skeleton not go to the dance? You told it wrong. It's supposed to go: Q: Where did the skeleton have no body to go with? A: The dance.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 20:15 |
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PYF Ethnic Stereotype
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 16:14 |
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Hirayuki posted:That's one funny parabola! That doesn't work with the pronunciation of that word.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 02:57 |
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 14:14 |
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Funktor posted:Just made these up... are you five
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 15:12 |
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By the end of the second paragraph I knew there was a terrible pun incoming.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 23:27 |
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Mr. Welfare posted:One I made about my perpetually broke co-worker; he seems to enjoy it: Those little "heh heh" chuckles you get when you tell this joke do not mean you're funny. They are office etiquette.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 13:29 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:is it because they piss it clean? otherwise idgi It's because no one ever touches it Edit: oh hey there was a whole other page there
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 00:05 |
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Tell them this one too. Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 03:39 |
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:I call you an idiot and don't say why you are one, I just walk away after saying it. It's made you question your life and everything you value in life. Which has brought you here expecting a positive answer to that question I imposed on you. Yet every time you ask this in any forum you get no response. I'm finally here to make this a full circle after all these years. I'm sad that this thread has only generated 18 pages in two years.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 17:07 |
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Zemyla posted:There was a man who was heading for work, and was going over the speed limit. As he went over a bridge, a cop car came out, lights flashing, and pulled him over. The cop saunters over and asks, "What's your hurry?" That punchline was not worth painstakingly crafting that joke around.
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Elendil004 posted:What are Mario's overalls made out of? Bananananana
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cheerfullydrab posted:"It's driving me nuts!" so you have a double meaning. whoosh
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