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What is E.T. short for? because he has really little legs
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A business man is on a work trip to Japan and while he is waiting for his client to decide whether to go with his company or not he is at kind of a loose end. This drags on for a few nights, so one evening he decides to pick up a prostitute. She can't speak any English but they manage to establish what he is after so he takes her back to his hotel room and they start loving. It gets pretty wild and she starts screaming out "soko janai, soko janai!!". He cums, pays her and falls asleep. The next day, he is on the golf course with his client and its going pretty well. They get to the 5th hole and straight off the tee he gets a hole in one. He throws his club in the air and gleefully exclaims "soko janai!" The client turns to him and says "what do you mean wrong hole?"
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Dec 2, 2012 00:21
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Splizwarf posted:Re: accents: this one's British: How does Liam Gallagher take his soup? He wants a roll with it Why is stereo equipment better than garden equipment? BOSE before hose
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These two nuns were driving along a remote back road in Transylvania, on their way to a convent. Suddenly, a vampire, fangs bared, jumped up on the hood of their car. Sister Mary shouted to Sister Ruth "Quick Ruth, show him your cross" So Sister Ruth wound down the window, stuck her head out and shouted "GET OFF THE loving CAR YOU loving DIRTY VAMPIRE oval office"
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