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NTT posted:What do steaks and puns have in common? I've always heard it like: Why is television considered a medium? Because it is neither rare or well done.
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# ¿ May 13, 2012 04:23 |
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http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/02/72-is-partial-compendium-latvian-humor.html A small collection.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 05:47 |
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tariq aziz posted:well I suppose laughter is a good way to cope with bad poo poo...but why you were you having your 7th birthday in a bar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 22:20 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I don't get it. The first two prostitutes talk about how proud they are of their accomplishments, how they feel like a celebratory drink is in order. However, because the third prostitute made so much more than the others, it is implied that she had far more sperm in and on her body, and uses the expression "I feel like" in a far more literal sense than her colleagues, because of all the white sticky substance inside of her, which is similar to paste. edit: gently caress
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2012 21:32 |
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reni89 posted:Am I missing something or is this really not funny at all? At the wedding reception, the groom finds his wife cheating on him with the best man. Because of his naiveté, rather that being horrified, he finds amusement in the fact that, to his knowledge, the reason Josh is doing this is because he has been drinking so much alcohol that he is drunk enough to forget who he is, and is doing the things that the groom would do. The joke is that the groom is stupid. The joke was funny to me
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 07:19 |
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Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:34 |
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How many men's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 16:56 |
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ZenMaster posted:Please help, trying to get this one! It's a French counting joke. Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq. Quatre is pronounced "cat" (basically). e: spelling trapped mouse has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jun 23, 2014 |
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plainswalker75 posted:What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? That joke basically only works written because I doubt anyone would get it without explanation if told verbally, but I still love it.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 05:49 |
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cptn_dr posted:The professor decide to teach post-colonial theory rather than 17th century poetry. It's pronounced Si-eed, you uncultured swine
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 13:14 |
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Greggster posted:I like to sit and try and make puns from time to time, so here's my contribution to a great thread. I like this, it's cute.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 21:39 |
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Whybird posted:Same church. Same confessional. Different old man. He sits down, the priest slides open the window, and asks him to begin. I know this is incredibly pedantic, but a Catholic priest would probably never tell anyone to get a divorce. I always told this joke as after the old man gets through his story, the priest tells him to slow down, and asks him when his last confession was. Also, in my version, the guy was always Jewish, but Protestant works great for the joke as well.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:47 |
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I'm doing an event to raise awareness for people who can't have orgasms. If you can't come let me know.
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