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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Hilarious joke to tell: what do i say next
 
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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

canyoneer posted:

Tell these all in a row.
Finish the pirate jokes with "What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"
Your loyal listeners will guess
:haw:"The ARRmy!"
and you respond
:what:"No. The Navy."

Aww, I was expecting it to be the Coast GuARRRd.

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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

WarpedNaba posted:

Y'know, I may as well tell that one FATAL joke I know.

Non-hotlinked version, because I actually laughed pretty hard when I tracked it down:
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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

WarpedNaba posted:

Cheers mate, could swear it showed up fine in the preview.

If you have the image cached, you can see it even when it's hotlinked. :ssh:

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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?

America.

:perfect:

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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

HighwireAct posted:

I had a great one about Malaysia Airlines, but I lost it.

:captainpop:

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