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Dross posted:
This is one of those things about jokes. Longer settups are almost always characterized by lamer punchlines. The brick joke being an exception.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a cockroach? One is a disgusting creature that hides under a rug, and the other is a beetle.
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Dec 10, 2015 18:18
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sharktamer posted:Cockroaches aren't beetles. Oh come on, I didn't have time for extensive research. Gotta get this trump burns in before you can be arrested for speaking the lord and president's name in vain(and in violation of his trademarks)
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Dec 10, 2015 18:35
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Time to do the mathematician jokes? Ok. Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly a duck flies out of a nearby bush. The first statistician takes a shot and misses by a foot above. The second takes a shot and misses by a foot below. The third just watches it fly off to the horizon. The first asks "Why didn't you take a shot? You've got the best aim of the three of us." "Because, on average, you two already hit" Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil
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Apr 4, 2016 03:48
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Two pedants walk into a bar. OKAY loving FINE! Two pedants get beaten to death with a bar for being obnoxious shits.
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Apr 4, 2016 03:49
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Goddamn Particle posted:Where do pedants get their water? Two pedants walk into a bar. ... loving FINE two pedants get beaten to death with a bar for being obnoxious shits. Not funny or a joke: I came up with that one and I feel like the rhythm needs improvement, but I don't know how
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