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A guy is walking through the desert, dying of thirst. He's desperate for water but suddenly sees a market stall in the distance! He staggers towards it, praying it's not a mirage; finally he reaches it. "Hello... have you... have you got any water?" he croaks. "No, sorry mate, I don't sell water. I only sell jellied fruit." "Jell.. jellied fruit? Does nowhere... have any water?" he gasps. "You can try the next stall, they might...." So the guy staggers onto the next stall, his head dizzy and his legs heavy. "Do you... do you have... water...?" "No, sorry buddy, I don't have any water. I've only got cold custard." "Cold... cold custard?! I need water!" "You could try the next stall, they might...." He's desperate now. He can barely move his legs and arms, and almost crawls to the final stall. The stallkeeper is there, leaning against huge pots of cream. "What's... what's this? I need.... water..." "Sorry pal, no water here. Just whipped cream." "Whipped... whipped cream? I've been to... to three stalls... and all you sell..... is... is... jellied fruit... and cold custard... and whipped cream... it doesn't make sense..." "Well, it is a trifle bazaar"
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My girlfriend told me we should be more sexually adventurous. She bought a nurses outfit. I hosed her brother.
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