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Heknocentric Thinker: Sep 5, 2004; boo! ^.^

Nothing like rolling around in something stinky:

Sparky rolling in the stink

# ? Jul 10, 2011 19:14

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# ? May 22, 2013 10:09

HandsomeBen: Nov 23, 2006; There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=223zNMaM1bk

is it voodoo magic?

# ? Jul 11, 2011 02:38

Skizzles: Feb 21, 2009; Live, Laugh, Love,
Poop in a box.

You're on Google+ aren't you?

I saw it and I lol'd. Too bad I don't have any of those binder clips to try it out.

# ? Jul 11, 2011 03:42

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

I actually stole it from him

# ? Jul 11, 2011 04:06

jazz babies: Mar 7, 2007

HandsomeBen posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=223zNMaM1bk
is it voodoo magic?

It's like when mommy picked them up when they were little, and they just kinda...stop. Haha

# ? Jul 11, 2011 06:50

HandsomeBen: Nov 23, 2006; There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well

Radio! posted:

I actually stole it from him

I stole it from reddit so...

# ? Jul 11, 2011 17:19

Rythe: Jan 21, 2011

My odd dog Molly who sleep like this 9.9 times out of 10.

and to top it off I have a Zombie for a dog (Martie, named after Back to the Future movies)

# ? Jul 13, 2011 13:51

Ishkibibble_Fish: Feb 14, 2008; They're serving fish in the jailhouse tonight.

Not my dogs, but- Behold: Idiocy in Dog Daycare:

Derp derp, being a goblin, have no bones. Yes that is a shaved Husky. Don't get me started.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 14:36

PrinnySquadron: Dec 8, 2009; Punks not dead!

You sure that dog isn't possessed?

# ? Jul 13, 2011 16:21

Yo, imma blob: Apr 29, 2007; have you any wool

Hahaha what the gently caress? How does a dog's head even go that far back?

# ? Jul 13, 2011 17:46

Traxus IV: Sep 11, 2001; BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT

Banjo almost always looks this goofy while asleep.

He fell asleep mid-scratch. What a goober.

Yes, you.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 19:12

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Traxus IV posted:

Bwahahaha! This is the greatest.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 19:19

HandsomeBen: Nov 23, 2006; There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well

Ishkibibble_Fish posted:

Not my dogs, but- Behold: Idiocy in Dog Daycare:

Derp derp, being a goblin, have no bones. Yes that is a shaved Husky. Don't get me started.

Seriously what the gently caress?! I feel like that should be physically impossible.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 19:32

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Traxus IV posted:

Banjo almost always looks this goofy while asleep.

He fell asleep mid-scratch. What a goober.

Yes, you.

Not only is Banjo a great name, it is the perfect name for this dog.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 22:57

Skizzles: Feb 21, 2009; Live, Laugh, Love,
Poop in a box.

Uh. Is Banjo related to huskyjackal's dog, Diaz, 'cause...

# ? Jul 14, 2011 00:34

Ishkibibble_Fish: Feb 14, 2008; They're serving fish in the jailhouse tonight.

PrinnySquadron posted:

You sure that dog isn't possessed?

I...am not.

Here's her idiot brother for reference:

Actually, they're both very good Huskies (with an idiot owner), and Rocky, the Boxer, is probably my favorite dog that comes to daycare.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 03:41

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009; i cannot brook the gossamer bloatee

Bear, that is not how a gentleman reclines.

No, still not right.

How... how does this work?

And just so he won't explode, the new kitten shows Bear how to slumber. Don't mind the little patchies, he had a bout of ringworm when I brought him home and is all better now.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 04:23

Kerafyrm: Mar 7, 2005

Speaking of uncomfortable sleeping positions

Hi, puppy, you have plenty of stretching out space.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 17:11

Traxus IV: Sep 11, 2001; BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT

Skizzles posted:

Uh. Is Banjo related to huskyjackal's dog, Diaz, 'cause...

Maybe!

# ? Jul 14, 2011 23:16

foxinsox: Jul 4, 2011

...

foxinsox fucked around with this message at Jul 29, 2011 around 08:29

# ? Jul 15, 2011 02:29

INeedANewCrayon: Sep 6, 2005; Insert witty saying here

I feel bad for Daphne because she had just gotten out of surgery, but she still looks hysterical with a little "hat" on. It's like she was in the guinea pig civil war.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 04:39

Sumadartson: Nov 24, 2006

INeedANewCrayon posted:

I feel bad for Daphne because she had just gotten out of surgery, but she still looks hysterical with a little "hat" on. It's like she was in the guinea pig civil war.

Careful now, Sony executives might be reading this thread and will try to turn your "guinea pig civil war" idea into a cinematic goldmine!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 12:29

ChairmanMeow: Feb 19, 2008; Yay!

I would watch that.

# ? Jul 16, 2011 03:38

6-Ethyl Bearcat: Apr 27, 2008; Go out

"Okay cat, look dignified please."

...

# ? Jul 17, 2011 06:16

pandasmustdie: Feb 2, 2005; He deserved it

foxinsox posted:

Here's one of my goobers. He's very sophistimacated:

I'm going to print off this picture to show to Grumples as motivation for losing some weight. Here's the sleeping beauty.

# ? Jul 17, 2011 10:44

Fearless_Decoy: Sep 27, 2001; You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

At his age and during a heat wave, my brother's pug no longer cares about being polite when he sleeps. His tongue has always been a bit too large for his mouth, though.

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# ? Jul 18, 2011 19:59

Sumadartson: Nov 24, 2006

pandasmustdie posted:

Fearless_Decoy posted:

I do believe we have a case of "separation at birth" here. Or at the very least spiritual twins in looking stupid.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:06

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003; ^{~i liek 2 poste~}

ChairmanMeow posted:

I would watch that.

A historically-accurate recreation of the Civil War, but with guinea pigs...

Does anybody know if the History Channel accepts unsolicited pitches?

# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:56

Chachi: Jan 7, 2006; Blue sparks and big fucking shells.

duTrieux posted:

A historically-accurate recreation of the Civil War, but with guinea pigs...

Does anybody know if the History Channel accepts unsolicited pitches?

You need to throw in nazis, aliens and blatant regressive politics or your proposal's headed straight for the circular file.

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, here's my wife's chubby dimwit hating one of his PISS presents:

# ? Jul 20, 2011 16:39

Moto Punch: Feb 3, 2009

Hey there, Zephyr.

Yup that foot looks pretty good on top of your head.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 11:34

Mr Kapu: Jul 6, 2009

This is Sam. She's very unhappy about getting fixed.

# ? Jul 22, 2011 00:03

WTF BEES: Feb 26, 2004; I think I just hit a creature?

He doesn't just look like an idiot....he is an idiot.

# ? Jul 24, 2011 18:26

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; You may have to metaphorically make a deal with Mort. And by "Mort", I mean Robot Mort. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.