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SolidRed
Jan 23, 2008
and if you didn't know.... NOW YOU KNOW - Christian Cage

Dum Cumpster posted:

Then I did 105 floors on the stair thingie. Do people really keep their heart rates in the 150s when doing cardio? Because every time I do cardio my heart rate is 170 - 180+. I guess I'm just fat.

How do you keep your heart rate in a certain range? Slow down if it's too fast? Is that in some way more helpful for weight loss or cardio fitness?

I generally just floor it until I'm tired no idea what my heart rate is but probably higher than 150.

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leverite where
Nov 18, 2007

my peripheral vision is excellent

My heart rate's usually 170-190 when doing cardio. Fatty in spirit

krustster
Mar 26, 2007

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!

Only faggots do steady-state cardio. The reasoning is that if your heart rate is at a certain lovely slow rate then you burn fat preferentially for energy--but the net amount of calories used is lower, and high intensity cardio burns fat after your stop rather than during the exercise. Basically low intensity cardio is for gay homosexual penis-touching faggoty gay faggots who are too faggoty, semen-stained, gay and lazy to do Real Man (or woman) Cardio.

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!


Spoken like a true fat guy.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Pretty much anything I do is high intensity. Y'all can't handle this.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


70s x 8 for shoulder press. Hey I shoulder press as much as I bench, that makes lots of sense.

Other than that I half assed it.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


do you hate upperbody workouts or something or is deadlift the only thing you're programmed/care for???

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I've only been doing upper body lately but it seems like something's off. I just don't have the energy towards the end of sets. Guess I need to be reprogrammed.

Paulie
Jan 18, 2008




DC I need some DL advice. I've always pulled conventional, except for a little bit here and there, but I'm about to finish up C/P and hit my 500+ goal. Would it be advantageous to run a dl program pulling sumo? I also think the hip work would carry over to my squats a little. e: but obviously looking for moer carryover to the dl...

Paulie fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2011 around 07:55

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


You'd be correct. It'll have some squat carry over depending on similar your stances are and how Lord Jesus put your body together, and it'll definitely help out your dead. Being forced to switch back to conventional definitely made me stronger. Go for it.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Finally did something that's not playing halo. Kicks into high gear around 1:15 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pskwrmbQvE8

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


killed by a barrel... smdh

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I had flak jacket on so the inanimate exploding barrel was the only way I was going to die.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


I cant even imagine how frothingly mad you were that an exploding barrel killed you.

Good streak bro, I am completely fuckin useless with the Spas so I am jealous.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I was on my third glass of scotch and somehow it wasn't all that upsetting at the time.

I appreciate the support though bro

SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

I find about 3 drinks in is when I really hit my stride. Just the right amount of twitch relaxation and not so much that the reflexes are compromised. It's the FPS sweet spot!

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I'm such a finely tuned FPS machine that I notice a decrease in performance after my first drink. So I have to have a few more to make sure I don't care about how I'm playing.

krustster
Mar 26, 2007

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!

Dum Cumpster posted:

I'm such a finely tuned FPS machine that I notice a decrease in performance after my first drink. So I have to have a few more to make sure I don't care about how I'm playing.

I actually enjoy a performance bonus from consuming drinks within a certain limit. 3-4 servings usually results in much wilder pwning than usual. Any more than that and I am too easily distracted/out of control.

Also thank's for inviting me last night but the first time I was about to complete the "win FFA by at least 7" contract and then the time after that it was like "unable to join game session" and also "game session is no longer available"

genderstomper58
Jan 9, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


krustster posted:

I actually enjoy a performance bonus from consuming drinks within a certain limit. 3-4 servings usually results in much wilder pwning than usual. Any more than that and I am too easily distracted/out of control.

Also thank's for inviting me last night but the first time I was about to complete the "win FFA by at least 7" contract and then the time after that it was like "unable to join game session" and also "game session is no longer available"

shooters are cool as hell because theyre very simple and if you're too drunk to have good enough reflexes just camp or nade ppl

i tried to play sc2 drunk once and welp

krustster
Mar 26, 2007

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!

I was doing time trials or burning laps or whatever in Burnout Revenge while becoming progressively more intoxicated. apparently alcohol + driving is a recipe for disaster

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


There's a dude at the gym who mutters to himself constantly and sounds like Billy Bob in Sling Blade. It's pretty sweet.


Also I still go to the gym.


Also Sally and Krust and I stomped some pubs last night.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Does he stare at you too?

EDIT: Does he lift his shirt up all the way only for me or is it for everyone?

Alastor_the_Stylish fucked around with this message at Mar 19, 2011 around 20:03

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Phooooooone!

Dum Cumpster fucked around with this message at Mar 19, 2011 around 20:02

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


As you know I'm unable to lift my gaze higher than someone's ankles so I wouldn't know. But thank you for making that public.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


Bro see if you have that sick nasty match of me raping that Villa game where i went 33-0, its not in my recent games

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Now the mouth guard screamer is here. I feel like I'm workout out in a psych ward.

Defiant Sally posted:

Bro see if you have that sick nasty match of me raping that Villa game where i went 33-0, its not in my recent games

I'll check when I get home.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Well I can still pull 5 plates. We'll see how my back feels tomorrow.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


be careful, fatty.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Thank you fatty.

Defiant Sally posted:

Bro see if you have that sick nasty match of me raping that Villa game where i went 33-0, its not in my recent games

Unfortunately I don't either

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Dum Cumpster posted:

Well I can still pull 5 plates. We'll see how my back feels tomorrow.

boss

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Let's see. My back felt a little odd after that but I was fine. I should have recorded it.

I got a new to me tempurpedic bed. It's pretty sweet except for being a little squeaky. Certain times more than others if you know what I mean HEH

I might be starting some moonlighting contract work for a company my friend's at. He's making more than double my salary right now so I think it'll be worthwhile.

I want it to get warm so that I can ride my bike outside some more. I'm sick of indoor exercise.

Regardless of how warm it is here I'm going to Cancun in 3 weeks. All inclusive tequila down my throat for a week.

And I'm still playing blops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_89qTua42Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0usRsnOyvgk
mostly with Sally

crackhaed
Jan 18, 2005

From out of the basement,
a man doth emerge,
sweat on his brow,
for Efron the urge.


I've been having a lot of movie watching parties lately and we use my xbox as the DVD player. I only recently figured out I could turn off friend notifications while a movie is playing so I've for the past few months I've had to explain "PozMyNeghole" on multiple occasions. One person actually correctly guessed what it was a reference to.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


That one person is a good friend. Keep them close.


Most people on xbox can't even read it

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Dum Cumpster posted:

Keep them close.
But not ... too close.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


Do an entire prestige in a little over a 24 hour period type swole

artard
Sep 11, 2001

by elpintogrande


heh page 5 what a loser

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Only page 2 of my user control panel, heh

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Defiant Sally posted:

Do an entire prestige in a little over a 24 hour period type swole

playin blops by the light of the moon type swole
deadlift bros in cancun type swole

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Workin late for the last few weeks learning jquery type swole
No time for the gym, just play civ 5, nothing rhymes with jquery type swole


You're a much better swole poet than I will ever be.

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SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

berry (bury)
cherry
-tary
(Sedentary, penitentiary, etc...)
ferry


Off the top of my head. HTH!

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