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TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


gvibes posted:

Oh god. One of those.

.... you ever actually take part in a wedding?

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gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

TheFace posted:

.... you ever actually take part in a wedding?
Yes.

My own is in a couple months, for instance. Stood up in a couple in the last year and a half.

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


gvibes posted:

Yes.

My own is in a couple months, for instance. Stood up in a couple in the last year and a half.

And have you met a bride that wasn't all sorts of "OH MY GOD EVERYTHING HAS TO MATCH OR I'M GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!"? cause if so then you have friends way more laid back than I do

Babysnakes!
Oct 29, 2009


I went to mens warehouse and it took the niggas 5 jackets to find one to fit my broad-rear end shoulders

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

TheFace posted:

And have you met a bride that wasn't all sorts of "OH MY GOD EVERYTHING HAS TO MATCH OR I'M GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!"? cause if so then you have friends way more laid back than I do
In two of the three (including mine), dudes wore (or will wear) their own tuxes. In the third, no one had their own tuxes, so the question didn't come up.

If the accessories are similar, it's pretty hard to tell the difference between most tuxes unless you're really close. I know that the attitude you discuss is quite common, but I really just don't understand it.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I agree that it's stupid but I just do what the lady says. I don't wanna make any waves.

Babysnakes! posted:

I went to mens warehouse and it took the niggas 5 jackets to find one to fit my broad-rear end shoulders

They only tried two and I'm thinking they should have spent more time and it's not going to fit. Monkey arms and an "athletic" build make for lovely dress clothes.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Tried this thing called lifting weights, maybe you guys have heard of it.

Bench
185 x 3
205 x 3
225 x 3 x 3

Deadlift
315 x 3
405 x 1
455 x 1
475 x 2
That was the weight I hurt myself with so I did it again to make sure I was ok even though I was only supposed to do the two reps.
475 x 1

Have generally been feeling lovely and like I won't be ready for a meet by October, though the deads felt fine. Pretty much no desire to lift which I get occasionally but never for this long. Maybe it'll magically come back now.

Got my first fall camo with the F2000 in MW2 Yup, kill me.

The wedding was sweet though. I was also almost run over by a large hyperactive retarded kid who was being chased by his father who had a pizza in his arms when I was at the grocery store buying more natty peanut butter before the gym.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


ew f2000

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


As far as the actual ceremony, this is still how I feel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9lB2N_Mix0

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Bench
185 x 5 x 3

Kind of supersetted with squats until I ran out of sets of bench
225 x 5
275 x 3
225 x 5 x 3

Press
95 x 8 x 3

Glute Hip thrust thingies
135 x 5

There's no way I'm competing in October.

Babysnakes!
Oct 29, 2009


Dum Cumpster posted:


There's no way I'm competing in October.



At least ALASTOR THE STYLISH and BULIMIC GOAT will be there!

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Oh don't worry, it's 15 minutes from where I live. I'll show up.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Babysnakes! posted:



At least ALASTOR THE STYLISH and BULIMIC GOAT will be there!

You know it, Baby.

BulimicGoat
Mar 19, 2007


Babysnakes! posted:



At least ALASTOR THE STYLISH and BULIMIC GOAT will be there!

Hell yeah, 67.5kg for life (until I start eating food).

DummyCumpster, you should reconsider. You've got until October 20th to sign up, at least wait one more month before you throw in the towel!!!!!!!!

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


If I magic myself back together by then I will sign up.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


babby's first deadlift
405 x 1
455 x 1
495 x 2

SLDL
225 x 8 x 2

Rack bench starting at about a 1.5 board level
185 x 5
205 x 3
225 x 3
then a many board level
245 x 4
245 x 5

I pulled a muscle in my leg getting food out of the fridge this morning, luckily it healed up. Similar to my 135 squat injury, but the other leg.

We'll see how I feel tomorrow.

Dum Cumpster fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2010 around 15:17

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Feelin' fine?

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Yes I am, thanks for asking

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I'm feeling no pain or even vague discomfort but I'm very skeptical.

wils3005
Oct 27, 2007

Remind me again how "Starting Strength" goes?

Dum Cumpster posted:

Feelin' fine?

No deadlift and no squat make Dum Cumpster something something...

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


wils3005 posted:

No deadlift and no squat make Dum Cumpster something something...

Don't mind if I do!

Speed bench with monster mini
135 x 3 x 9

Chins w/ various grips
8
6
4
5

Ab roller
10 x 3

First time I've made it to the gym three times in a week or done abs in a long time. Weighed 184 this morning but I can still hold up a towel with my butt so I'm not too skinny yet. Might low carb it next week and see what that does.

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Workout needs more bro curls. Diet needs less carbs. You'll be a big arm twink in no time

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I don't know my bis are pretty sore from those chins. Also my abs were so sore yesterday that I had to roll around like a fatty to get out of bed.

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


The ab roller kills me too... I really should start doing more abs.

You're light now, shouldn't you be able to do more chins than 8?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


TheFace posted:

The ab roller kills me too... I really should start doing more abs.

You're light now, shouldn't you be able to do more chins than 8?

I could have but stopped for some reason. I have no endurance in my lats and even if I do a set of 2 chins first I'll only hit 6 on my second set. I'll see how many I can do when I go back tonight.

keldegar
Sep 27, 2004

what, you don't like pizza?

Dum Cumpster posted:

I could have but stopped for some reason. I have no endurance in my lats and even if I do a set of 2 chins first I'll only hit 6 on my second set. I'll see how many I can do when I go back tonight.

I'm the same way. I can't seem to do a lot of pull ups / chins. I can hit 8-10 on the first set, but after that i suck. Also my grip gives out.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Fell asleep when I got home from work as a result of not sleeping well last night. Decided to drink beer instead of going to the gym tonight. I feel it was the correct decision.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Dum Cumpster posted:

Fell asleep when I got home from work as a result of not sleeping well last night. Decided to drink beer instead of going to the gym tonight. I feel it was the correct decision.

nice.

soon, you'll just give up lifting like i will when black ops come out.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


hog wizard posted:

nice.

soon, you'll just give up lifting like i will when black ops come out.

At least I'll have double your kdr. A shameful asian

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


TheFace posted:

The ab roller kills me too... I really should start doing more abs.

You're light now, shouldn't you be able to do more chins than 8?

Ok I did 12. Probably could have done more but decided to save myself so I could deadlift! I had sciatic pain most of the day but am stupid and decided to deadlift anyway!

Woooo!
475 x 3 x 3
Random new people keep coming up to me and commenting on the weight I'm doing and I respond with some variation of, "Yeah, it's light. This is my rehab program. I hurt my back."

SLDL
225 x 5 x 3

Close grip pulldowns
don't know x 8 x 3

Cable rows
140ish x 8 x 4

Gonna shower and then go pwn some newbs.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


My back and biceps were too sore to do anything properly but I blasted my chest anyway.

Bench
185 x 5 x 5 heh
My biceps would burn after each set and I wasn't stable at all but it was something I guess.

Close grip
155 x 8 x 3
Easier than normal bench.

DB
50 x 8
55 x 8
60 x 8 x 2

Some kid that was barely a teenager was squatting and had better form than most of you goons.

Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


Dum Cumpster posted:


Woooo!
475 x 3 x 3
Random new people keep coming up to me and commenting on the weight I'm doing and I respond with some variation of, "Yeah, it's light. This is my rehab program. I hurt my back."

Gonna shower and then go pwn some newbs.

So modest

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Andos El Pantos posted:

So modest

Got a nuke the first game of the night with a mp5????, harrier, and pablo

Also my back felt great today ignoring the soreness so apparently heavy deadlifts do magically fix my back.

And I hope this all comes across as sarcastic and not smug rear end in a top hat.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


what is your gamertag bro I need non lovely people to play with

BulimicGoat
Mar 19, 2007


Andos El Pantos posted:

So modest

"Oh, this old thing? I only lift this amount of weight when I don't care how I look.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Defiant Sally posted:

what is your gamertag bro I need non lovely people to play with

PozMyNeghole, send me a friend request

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Here's my butt holding up my gigantic bath towel all on its own.


And here's my fit from the wedding. Kayak wanted me to post it but I didn't have a good pic of me until recently.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


almost saw your d

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!


Haha. Must suck being short.

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I'm 5'9"! It's average height!!!


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