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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Dum Cumpster posted:

I'm 5'9"! It's average height!!!




Get shorter friends. And give that ostrich next to you some protein powder!

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Lol he actually started lifting recently and is the first friend of mine who has actually listened to all of my advice and followed through with it. You may have seen him at the gym actually. He's vegan though and has to eat hemp protein and other weird poo poo.

SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Get shorter friends.

They are short, lol.

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name


Sup 5'9" buddy?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


Dum Cumpster posted:

Lol he actually started lifting recently and is the first friend of mine who has actually listened to all of my advice and followed through with it. You may have seen him at the gym actually. He's vegan though and has to eat hemp protein and other weird poo poo.

I've been hearing that pea protein is the go-to thing for vegans these days, but I eat two chickens and several pounds of sausage and buffalo per week so my advice on such things is suspect

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Actually now that you mention it I think he's eating that too. The hemp protein is just the one I remembered because when he told me I immediately thought "no poo poo he'll get swole, homie's rocking the ganj."

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Dum Cumpster posted:

Stretches. Get your stretches.

Click here for the full 1200x1600 image.


Did this one against a door frame.

Click here for the full 1200x1600 image.



Click here for the full 1200x1600 image.


Hey, got any more of these gems? I'm retarded and I keep hurting myself.

Edit: Oh wait, these are so that you don't hurt your back, right? Or are these just general stretches...

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


hog wizard posted:

Hey, got any more of these gems? I'm retarded and I keep hurting myself.

Edit: Oh wait, these are so that you don't hurt your back, right? Or are these just general stretches...

They'll help protect your back by keeping everything else happy. I'll post more when I get home from work if I remember. I wrote a note on my hand so as long as I don't piss all over it between now and then you should be in luck.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Here you go piggy



and this warmup http://www.defrancostraining.com/as..._08-10-03.html, especially #3. And this for upperbody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgxr6xAB5ZM and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ONHZmsFec and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8caF1Keg2XU and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh3t6T-nqP0 and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzKDdj0CxY
I spent all day merging files with ClearCase, which is horrible, and now I don't want to do anything.

peanutbutter
Mar 27, 2010


hey,

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


sup girl?

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


you're welcome lil buddy

BulimicGoat
Mar 19, 2007


Just checkin in to say: hey

Deathy McDeath
Apr 28, 2002

Always hungry.
Always watching.
Chowdown


So do you lift any more?

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Who cares about lifting

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


My loving back hurts and my knee is starting to hurt as well. I'm in Atlanta for my dad's birthday and the third member of my family for the year is in the hospital dying back home. I'll get around to it eventually.

But good job on your meet Deathy, I think I forgot to say anything when you posted about it.

Paulie
Jan 18, 2008




Dum Cumpster posted:

My loving back hurts and my knee is starting to hurt as well. I'm in Atlanta for my dad's birthday and the third member of my family for the year is in the hospital dying back home. I'll get around to it eventually.

But good job on your meet Deathy, I think I forgot to say anything when you posted about it.

I'm gonna be back up around your area next month. Teach me your dl secrets and you can lift vicariously thru me bro.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Paulie posted:

I'm gonna be back up around your area next month. Teach me your dl secrets and you can lift vicariously thru me bro.

Sounds like a good deal.

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


You fat yet? I hear that when people stop lifting they get fat

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


TheFace posted:

You fat yet? I hear that when people stop lifting they get fat

Yes.







Not.

(wtf mirror)

Hotlanta was fun. Went hiking and saw some waterfalls and poo poo.



Went shooting and my shoulder is still sore from my dad's "new" Enfield that has a brass butt plate. Ate lots of lovely food and drank lots of beer. I lost weight.

Decided to actually go to the gym pretty much right after I got off the plane and unpacked.
Deads
495 x 2 OK I guess, wish it felt lighter but I guess I'm a lazy little girl
Everything else with 30sec rest
Chins
6 x 3
Cable rows
dunno x 8 x 3
Wide grip pulldowns
dunno x 8 x 3

I realized during my warmup that you can't really roll your IT band when you're wearing warmups with buttons down the sides.

peanutbutter
Mar 27, 2010


lol tearaways

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


gotta be ready to gently caress at all times

Babysnakes!
Oct 29, 2009


I don't work out anymore either. Not even benchpress...

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Babysnakes! posted:

I don't work out anymore either. Not even benchpress...

but you have so much to lift for

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



You stood under the waterfall for hours like a martial arts movie, right?

BulimicGoat
Mar 19, 2007


Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

You stood under the waterfall for hours like a martial arts movie, right?

With this song in the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_ALElMLpRA

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Dum Cumpster posted:


Not.

(wtf mirror)


gunshow.jpg

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Are those loving clam shells glued to your mirror? Taste???

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Yes I installed a new mirror in a new bathroom in my apartment and glued poo poo to it.

fart daddy smooth
Sep 7, 2004


it's missing sand or something

Humanoid Female
Mar 13, 2008



hog wizard posted:

Are those loving clam shells glued to your mirror? Taste???

I'm so glad somebody asked. I wanted to know too, but couldn't think of any polite way to ask a person outright why they glued clam shells to their mirror. But I can ignore it because

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


I figured the "wtf mirror" was enough of an indication that I didn't know either.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


My appetite has been insatiable and I've gained 5lbs since Sunday.

Took things real easy so I don't get so sore that I hurt myself lifting the bar.

Squats
315 x 3

SLDL
185 x 8 x 3

Press
135 x 5 x 3

Pulldown abs
80 x 10 x 3

Also, forgot, it was my logbook's 9th birthday and to celebrate are freedom the day after I bought a car on 9/11

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Life is a enjoyable human being that doesn't want me to lift. My back seemed to be doing better until I spent last night in a hospital chair watching my step grandma die. Going to take too much Vicodin and try to catch up on sleep.

Babysnakes!
Oct 29, 2009


Dum Cumpster posted:

Life is a enjoyable human being that doesn't want me to lift. My back seemed to be doing better until I spent last night in a hospital chair watching my step grandma die. Going to take too much Vicodin and try to catch up on sleep.

Sorry for your loss

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


goondolences

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Thanks bros.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


My diet from yesterday
1 protein shake
2 bites of chicken and a large bowl of salad
~8 cookies and lots of coffee
half a plate of chicken alfredo, salad, and some bread

Then what felt like no sleep, maybe 4 hours

Lifting today
Coffin carries
5 trips
Deadlifts
525 x 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evmD3bNMfsk
Pullups
8,6
BB ab roller
10 x 3

I also learned this morning that it takes about 15 minutes of sitting in one of Starbucks' wooden chairs for shooting pains to start in my back.

I'm tired.

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TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Please lift weights sleep more

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