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LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
I've been working my way through UYD starting from Episode 1, made it up to 74 so far. I love when Jonathan will laughingly recall some story from his childhood that's just so shocking/hosed up that Seth is left at a total loss for words. Off the top of my head they were:

"As a teenager I'd heard somewhere that marijuana makes you infertile, so I always used to tell girls I was infertile so I could rawdog them."

"So my classmates and I were living in this Mexican village with a host family, and this one time the father gave us all some kind of laced weed and was playing hardcore mexican porn on a projector. So we're all watching the porn and I got so turned on that I pushed everyone else out of the room and boned down on a girl classmate that was there. I haven't talked to her since."

After both of those stories Seth couldn't say anything, it was just a long oh-god-what-do-I-say-next pause.

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Anyone else having trouble downloading Eardrop and Who Charted today?

E: Never mind, works fine now.

Beef Jerky Robot fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Mar 16, 2011

Rusty Kettle
Apr 10, 2005
Ultima! Ahmmm-bing!

LentThem posted:

I've been working my way through UYD starting from Episode 1, made it up to 74 so far.

I did what you are doing now and I am up to 120. You have a lot to look forward to!

I started from Episode 1 based on a recommendation in this thread and have not regretted a single minute. I even bought a UYD4LIFE sticker for my car.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

LentThem posted:

I've been working my way through UYD starting from Episode 1, made it up to 74 so far. I love when Jonathan will laughingly recall some story from his childhood that's just so shocking/hosed up that Seth is left at a total loss for words. Off the top of my head they were:

"As a teenager I'd heard somewhere that marijuana makes you infertile, so I always used to tell girls I was infertile so I could rawdog them."

"So my classmates and I were living in this Mexican village with a host family, and this one time the father gave us all some kind of laced weed and was playing hardcore mexican porn on a projector. So we're all watching the porn and I got so turned on that I pushed everyone else out of the room and boned down on a girl classmate that was there. I haven't talked to her since."

After both of those stories Seth couldn't say anything, it was just a long oh-god-what-do-I-say-next pause.

Wait til he talks about the cantaloupe.

Honestly it drives me absolutely nuts when Jonathan talks about being broke, or forgetting to pay his phone bill, or the like. He's got to have, or at least have access to, an absurd amount of cash. Or maybe he doesnt, I dunno, but his dad's got cash and you always hear Seth go silent when Jonathan mentions money

COUNTIN THE BILLIES
Jan 8, 2006

by Ion Helmet

Kabraxis posted:

The new Nerdist podcast today with John Oliver was pretty funny. It was another live one. I feel like I'm starting to like the "hostfull" episodes better than the ones with guests.

Not me. I like the guest episodes more. Wil Wheaton was awesome. I'll check out the John Oliver one tomorrow.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Riptor posted:

Honestly it drives me absolutely nuts when Jonathan talks about being broke, or forgetting to pay his phone bill, or the like. He's got to have, or at least have access to, an absurd amount of cash. Or maybe he doesnt, I dunno, but his dad's got cash and you always hear Seth go silent when Jonathan mentions money

Every time they do a callback to his debit card being declined at a convenience store I think about how loving spacey you have to be to let your account balance get down to less than a dollar. I made that mistake once as a teenager, but Jah is pushing 30 and has a wife and poo poo.

Rusty Kettle
Apr 10, 2005
Ultima! Ahmmm-bing!

LentThem posted:

Every time they do a callback to his debit card being declined at a convenience store I think about how loving spacey you have to be to let your account balance get down to less than a dollar. I made that mistake once as a teenager, but Jah is pushing 30 and has a wife and poo poo.

It must be because he is always getting grifted.

quote:

Wait til he talks about the cantaloupe.

This reminds me of the time when Seth is listing fruit for some reason and then Jonathan says something like "I have hosed two of those fruits" in a very matter-of-fact tone . Then there is a moment of speechless silence.

Rusty Kettle fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Mar 17, 2011

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
I've been mainlining UYD since pretty much the start of this thread. I know everything about Jonathan except for his social security number, yet I don't even know what Seth does for a living.

A PRIZED MULE!
Aug 11, 2005

where's the bourbon?

Song For The Deaf posted:

I've been mainlining UYD since pretty much the start of this thread. I know everything about Jonathan except for his social security number, yet I don't even know what Seth does for a living.

Ostensibly he works for a weed dispensary in L.A.

Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007

Song For The Deaf posted:

I've been mainlining UYD since pretty much the start of this thread. I know everything about Jonathan except for his social security number, yet I don't even know what Seth does for a living.

The UYD mystique, in a nutshell.

redz
Sep 19, 2003

What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?

Yannick_B posted:

The UYD mystique, in a nutshell.

I just started listening to UYD. I laughed a lot more than I expected at the first episode.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


You guys are all forgetting that Seth is a famous actor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VnzASByFE

DannyTanner
Jan 9, 2010

The story about Jonathon humping a pillow to a bunch of female bodybuilders when his parents walked in is best one I've heard so far.

widunder
May 2, 2002

LentThem posted:

I've been working my way through UYD starting from Episode 1, made it up to 74 so far. I love when Jonathan will laughingly recall some story from his childhood that's just so shocking/hosed up that Seth is left at a total loss for words. Off the top of my head they were:

"As a teenager I'd heard somewhere that marijuana makes you infertile, so I always used to tell girls I was infertile so I could rawdog them."

"So my classmates and I were living in this Mexican village with a host family, and this one time the father gave us all some kind of laced weed and was playing hardcore mexican porn on a projector. So we're all watching the porn and I got so turned on that I pushed everyone else out of the room and boned down on a girl classmate that was there. I haven't talked to her since."

After both of those stories Seth couldn't say anything, it was just a long oh-god-what-do-I-say-next pause.
I just smoked the seeds, dog.

widunder
May 2, 2002

Riptor posted:

Wait til he talks about the cantaloupe.

Honestly it drives me absolutely nuts when Jonathan talks about being broke, or forgetting to pay his phone bill, or the like. He's got to have, or at least have access to, an absurd amount of cash. Or maybe he doesnt, I dunno, but his dad's got cash and you always hear Seth go silent when Jonathan mentions money
Why do you think that? I mean, his dad is probably doing well and everything, but it's not like he's the son of George Clooney.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Is the latest Doug Loves Movies hosed for anyone else? It's like i'm listening to it on shortwave radio underwater.

The Bunk
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, I just don't know
where to begin.
Fun Shoe

DrVenkman posted:

Is the latest Doug Loves Movies hosed for anyone else? It's like i'm listening to it on shortwave radio underwater.

Yep, me too.

Edit:

Doug on Twitter posted:

Bummed to find out that the audio on the new #SXSW ep of DOUG LOVES MOVIES is poo poo. Will pull it and try to fix asap. Sorry everybody.

The Bunk fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Mar 18, 2011

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I'm glad to see the Dave Foley on the latest Doug Loves Movies. He was on a few episodes ago but never got to say more than a few words because Jeff Garland never stopped talking.

Hopefully they are able to fix the sound.

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Episode Twenty of Digital Porridge is up: the fan no-appreciation 'silent' episode...well we tried to do the first-ever silent show, but the booze must have gotten to us, and the tributes to Nate Dogg and Smiley Culture started pouring out.

Check it out: http://www.digitalporridge.com/
RSS feed
iTunes

Every episode has 'show notes' on the site with links, pictures and videos relating to the stuff we talk about, and we encourage listener blog posts, reviews, emails and all that good feedback stuff, and we'd love to hear from other goons.

AnnoyBot
May 28, 2001

Desk Lamp posted:

The story about Jonathon humping a pillow to a bunch of female bodybuilders when his parents walked in is best one I've heard so far.

Almost. The story of Jah climbing into bed with his parents while shrooming, where they actually then get the old man on the phone to discuss it on air, is the best. It's one of the best podcast segments I've ever heard, and is probably up there with the best This American Life pieces.

Clovis Sangrail
Feb 18, 2011

AnnoyBot posted:

Almost. The story of Jah climbing into bed with his parents while shrooming, where they actually then get the old man on the phone to discuss it on air, is the best. It's one of the best podcast segments I've ever heard, and is probably up there with the best This American Life pieces.

Do you have the episode number at hand for that one? I tried finding it via the wiki, but no luck.

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
I probably don't have time to listen to another 90min podcast in my life but maybe I'll try to give UYD another chance. I listened to Episode 1 a while back and it was pretty unfunny.

Also this week's DLM sounds fine to me, and I got it on Friday morning. I could have totally gone 0 names and gotten into the Tournament of Championships with that first Len Maltin round too.

Cast Iron Brick
Apr 24, 2008
Just published the first episode of a goon run podcast called The Drunken Bulldog, wherein which we exclusively take drunk dials from the local college and riff on them.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheDrunkenBulldog

It's new, and we're pretty inexperienced as hosts, but we have a lot of fun doing it and are looking forward to doing more.

A PRIZED MULE!
Aug 11, 2005

where's the bourbon?

Clovis Sangrail posted:

Do you have the episode number at hand for that one? I tried finding it via the wiki, but no luck.

Episode 130

46:13 -
Jah was mentioning a story to someone the other day and in the middle of it started questioning whether the story was true. He thus proceeds to call his father on his cell in the middle of the show and ask if, when he was younger, he jumped in bed with his parents when he was tripping balls. His dad confirms that the story was indeed true. Jonathan was about 15-16 years old, his parents were asleep in the bed at Malibu. Jah knocked on the balcony door, walked in very happy to see them. He proceeded to crawl in the bed between the two parents, professed his undying love for them and his intention to never, ever leave the house. Mr. Larroquette figured he was tripping because he could have put a floodlight in his eyes and they wouldn’t have dilated. Jah made his mother very happy in saying he would never leave the house. Jah didn’t stay in bed, he just went downstairs and probably masturbated to women’s bodybuilding. Mr. Larroquette: “It was very nice of you to call and remind us of that wonderful, blissful night.”

e: FYI I found it in the wiki by searching "bed" under the category "UYD Stories"

AnnoyBot
May 28, 2001
poo poo, beaten, see above.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Catching up on the last week of Eardrops...

I just love the mental image of Lil' Gary wandering SXSW with a Kraft single on a lanyard, trying to get into shows.

"People already think he's food, this is not good."

Speaking of, if they can sell "Steak Shake" on the Earwolf store, "I Am Not Food" is long overdue.

redz
Sep 19, 2003

What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?
Jah-nathan's poetry is the best feature of any podcast ever. Also, gently caress Florida.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


I don't think I've laughed any harder at anything than Episode 95 of Comedy Death Ray.


The King George bit is just too funny. I couldn't take it.

Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007
The Hammer and Bob Ducca have returned on Comedy Death-Ray!

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?
This is the best news. Bob Ducca is my favorite CDR character

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Groucho Marxist posted:

This is the best news. Bob Ducca is my favorite CDR character

And apparently he's powerless over cake-fart related pornography. His lists are the best.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

And apparently he's powerless over cake-fart related pornography. His lists are the best.

Is this because I brought up cakefarts in another thread yesterday?

I didn't think cakefarts was wide-reaching as I guess it must be.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I had never seen it anywhere other than SA, so I was pretty surprised to hear it on there.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



It's simple and stupid, but drat if the intro to "who said it" on CDR doesn't get me giggling like an idiot every time.

Borrego
May 17, 2010

I need pictures!
Pictures of Greaser-Man!
Any of you goons going to Uyd Live in a few weeks?

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Borrego posted:

Any of you goons going to Uyd Live in a few weeks?

I'd totally be there if not for living on the other side of the country. I saw coconut water at the grocery store tonight and immediately thought of Bob Ducca. We need a :ducca:

CharlesWillisMaddox
Jun 6, 2007

by angerbeet

redz posted:

Jah-nathan's poetry is the best feature of any podcast ever. Also, gently caress Florida.

"...fear not the vulture children.."
Seth: What the gently caress are vulture children!?

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

CharlesWillisMaddox posted:

"...fear not the vulture children.."
Seth: What the gently caress are vulture children!?

For the love of god I need to start listening to UYD again. I started at ep 01 in December of 2009 and finally caught up in July or August of last year. The show didn't have the same feel without that enormous backlog to work through, but I'm ready to fall back in.

Strange Matter
Oct 6, 2009

Ask me about Genocide
Oh god

Listen to the Judge John Hodgman episode "Cone-tractual Dispute". Hodgman calls out the defendant for being a massive, relentless hipster and its pretty clear throughout the episode that he resents the guy on a visceral level.

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Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007

Strange Matter posted:

Listen to the Judge John Hodgman episode "Cone-tractual Dispute". Hodgman calls out the defendant for being a massive, relentless hipster and its pretty clear throughout the episode that he resents the guy on a visceral level.

"Is your dog named "Meta"?"

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