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Seven Round Things: Mar 22, 2010

Robot Pride posted:

Requesting a robot showing his unfaltering love for the robot race and the destruction of mankind due to it being the evil that will spoil the purity of all things robotic. TO SECURE THE FUTURE OF A PURE ROBOT RACE.

Compensation: virtual handjob and/or forum upgrade.

I know you didn't mean this kind of love, but I thought that little robot was too cute to scrap

# ? Aug 10, 2010 21:46

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Solly: Mar 21, 2005; That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning.

theBeaz posted:

Yay! I've been waiting for one of these threads to pop-up.

Artist: Don't care really...

What I Want: Another one of those "something that goes with my name" requests. You can see my current avatar which was nothing more than a Google image search. I'd love for something humorous relating to bees or maybe the sheer terror they (should) invoke. I've always had a soft spot for the art style of Goonswarm bees (though I never really got into EVE for more than... like... 2 hours before being bored to death). I hope for this to be an avatar I can use for a loooong time as this is a common username for me... so apologies on the front end if I'm a little picky.

Reward: $10 upgrade or $10 PayPal

I can animate this a bit if you like

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:11

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; insulting crossfit is just like hating muslims

Seven Round Things posted:

I know you didn't mean this kind of love, but I thought that little robot was too cute to scrap

Very neat but not enough RACISM.

(Please tell me that's a robot dildo in his hands.)

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:20

westborn: Feb 25, 2010

Aafter posted:

That is brilliant. I need to find some way to pay you for that. Anything you want that doesnt involve money?

Err... sexual favors?

Robot Pride posted:

Requesting a robot showing his unfaltering love for the robot race and the destruction of mankind due to it being the evil that will spoil the purity of all things robotic. TO SECURE THE FUTURE OF A PURE ROBOT RACE.

How about this Bender that's just been sitting around on a harddrive for the last 6 years...

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:24

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; insulting crossfit is just like hating muslims

westborn posted:

Err... sexual favors?

How about this Bender that's just been sitting around on a harddrive for the last 6 years...

Awesome. I will use this for now since Bender does encompass many of the virtues that I am striving for. Thank you, sir.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:35

Seven Round Things: Mar 22, 2010

Robot Pride posted:

Very neat but not enough RACISM.

(Please tell me that's a robot dildo in his hands.)

Tell me sir, what modifications would constitute sufficient racism?

(It was supposed to be a rose, but now I can't see it as anything other than a dildo so I suppose it is!)

edit: Nevermind, missed your post.

Seven Round Things fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2010 around 22:43

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:35

Bad Roy: Jan 29, 2008; Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Green Jacket posted:

An archives upgrade would be much appreciated! I'll PM you my e-mail address.

ETA: Erm, or. I guess I'll have to send it some other way since I don't have PMs! Just let me know.

I'm also sans PMs, so! Leave it in a comment on the random post here: http://alienthreat.tumblr.com/

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:41

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; insulting crossfit is just like hating muslims

Seven Round Things posted:

Tell me sir, what modifications would constitute sufficient racism?

(It was supposed to be a rose, but now I can't see it as anything other than a dildo so I suppose it is!)

edit: Nevermind, missed your post.

That is an excellent question because now that I think about it more, it is a very difficult image to convey properly in a small image. As a reference, I have my left arm sleeved and I am about to get my right arm done soon. The art for my right arm will have robots shoving humans into trash compactors and meat grinders and marching them into furnaces (robot vs human genocide theme) with a bunch or pro-robot slogans mixed into the mural. It is a much easier idea to distill onto a canvas as large as my arm but not so easy here.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:56

Aafter: Apr 14, 2009; A is for After.

westborn posted:

Err... sexual favors?

Aafter ->

<-Westborn

# ? Aug 10, 2010 22:56

The Worst Unicorn: Nov 3, 2009; ~*Brony This Way*~

less than three posted:

I've always liked your drawings and the avatar you did for Bash Ironfist, but I'm having a really hard time trying to think what my username would be as a cute avatar.

I've had a long day, but I'll try to get this to you by tomorrow.

I think I figured out a good one.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:01

Jewbert Jewstein: Dec 4, 2007; Bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing

drunken officeparty posted:

I'm helping

Hmm. But now who gets paid? I appreciate the help Mr. Officeparty, but Decoy did do most of the work. You get a nice pat on the back and a high five for effort I suppose...

So Decoy, what would you like? Platinum? Archives? Shekels? Your choice.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:08

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; Tasted Too Much Rainbow!!!

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

The would be lovely, much obliged! Now I don't have to show up empty-handed to my little brother's 21st birthday party...

Is paypal cool? ian at fusedmuse.com

I had to transfer funds into my dried up, poor little paypal account- I'll send it to you the minute the funds show up. :woot:

Freakbox fucked around with this message at Aug 10, 2010 around 23:28

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:24

drunken officeparty: Aug 23, 2006

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

Hmm. But now who gets paid? I appreciate the help Mr. Officeparty, but Decoy did do most of the work. You get a nice pat on the back and a high five for effort I suppose...

So Decoy, what would you like? Platinum? Archives? Shekels? Your choice.

It's cool, I just wanted to help because it looked like he gave up. Practice making .gifs v

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:27

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

Hmm. But now who gets paid? I appreciate the help Mr. Officeparty, but Decoy did do most of the work. You get a nice pat on the back and a high five for effort I suppose...

So Decoy, what would you like? Platinum? Archives? Shekels? Your choice.

I'll try make it so the star waves since that bugs me (no charge), will edit it in here.

edit:

Schweinhund fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 00:25

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:29

d3c0y2: Sep 29, 2009

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

Hmm. But now who gets paid? I appreciate the help Mr. Officeparty, but Decoy did do most of the work. You get a nice pat on the back and a high five for effort I suppose...

So Decoy, what would you like? Platinum? Archives? Shekels? Your choice.

Archives would be very nice! Thanks!

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:31

Argh: Feb 15, 2005

LLeGGo posted:

Done and done. We cool man, me and you, we cool.

Never got plat

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:35

Ramba Ral: Feb 18, 2009; "The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung

What I want: Ramba Ral in a 1940s Soviet Commissar outfit smoking from a pipe tobacco.

Any particular artist: No.

How much: Ten dollars through paypal or forum upgrade, your choice.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:36

less than three: Aug 9, 2007; Fire Sights and LED Lights

ESC 2010 Never Forget

The Worst Unicorn posted:

I've had a long day, but I'll try to get this to you by tomorrow. I think I figured out a good one.

Yay! I can't wait.

# ? Aug 10, 2010 23:59

fishguzzler: Aug 25, 2008

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:07

ghetto wormhole: Sep 15, 2008

I got this name in a namechange thread like a year ago so I don't really have anything in mind for an avatar, but if someone makes a really loving cool one that relates to my name then I'll either paypal you $10 or buy you a $10 forum upgrade!

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:09

Kruxy: May 19, 2004; I don't want to eat you! I just want some water!

I'm so thirsty!

My name is Scrambles and I'm lost!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

That is incredibly awesome! One tiny tweak, though - is it possible for you to make it a yellow bugeye WRX that's raping my car?

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:10

Megaspel: Mar 12, 2007; kodie.me
That's me

forsakenfuture posted:

I think i like this one the most,would it be possible to make the back ground maybe a tattered calender or maybe a clock?Something to imply the future.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:27

fishguzzler: Aug 25, 2008

^^ I'm really liking the one on the left. ^^

fishguzzler fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 01:05

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:53

Green Jacket: Oct 23, 2008; Suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor!

Ragle Gumm posted:

I'm also sans PMs, so! Leave it in a comment on the random post here: http://alienthreat.tumblr.com/

I really apologize, but I can't seem to figure out how to leave comments? I don't see a button for it. Even when I signed up for an account.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 00:58

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008

I tried

I'm really no gif-wizard, it's not easy getting them as low as 30kb..

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:00

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; Ask me about my slow EJ25.

Kruxy posted:

This is outstanding. Thank you!

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:45

Megaspel: Mar 12, 2007; kodie.me
That's me

theBeaz posted:

Yay! I've been waiting for one of these threads to pop-up.

Artist: Don't care really...

What I Want: Another one of those "something that goes with my name" requests. You can see my current avatar which was nothing more than a Google image search. I'd love for something humorous relating to bees or maybe the sheer terror they (should) invoke. I've always had a soft spot for the art style of Goonswarm bees (though I never really got into EVE for more than... like... 2 hours before being bored to death). I hope for this to be an avatar I can use for a loooong time as this is a common username for me... so apologies on the front end if I'm a little picky.

Reward: $10 upgrade or $10 PayPal

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:50

Cait: Aug 9, 2010; It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Artist: not bothered

What I want: I would like the woman in the picture below to have her hair animated to undulate in the wind:

If you could replace the object above her hands with a hovering Zelda Triforce, that would be even more awesome.

Reward: Pictures of my boobs, $10 forum reward or $10 USD paypal

# ? Aug 11, 2010 01:55

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Can I get a robot that would look like a creepy sex offender with a really smug expression. Possibly with very ghetto bling but that is optional.

Reward: Whatever I have in my paypal

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:11

fishguzzler: Aug 25, 2008

This is too much fun. But please don't consider any I've done to be "taken." I wouldn't want to spoil anybody's chance of getting a really great avatar.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:21

Cait: Aug 9, 2010; It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

fishguzzler posted:

This is too much fun. But please don't consider any I've done to be "taken." I wouldn't want to spoil anybody's chance of getting a really great avatar.

If you could make the triforce more 'real gold' coloured (i.e. the colour of the metal scrollwork behind her in the original pic), that would be pretty much perfect.
(I know, I'm a picky bitch).

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:26

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008

Photoshop transformations whooo

Edit: Phlergh, beaten.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:35

Cait: Aug 9, 2010; It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Your Computer posted:

Photoshop transformations whooo

Edit: Phlergh, beaten.

OooooOOoOooooeeeEEEeooooeee!
I must say, I like that one better - the hair looks a bit more natural and the triforce is nicely coloured.

A winnar is you! PM me for prize stuffs?

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:39

fishguzzler: Aug 25, 2008

Your Computer posted:

Edit: Phlergh, beaten.

Not even a little.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:43

theBeaz: Jul 11, 2006

Solly posted:

I can animate this a bit if you like

While I appreciate this...

Megaspel posted:

...this is simply awesome. I'm wondering if you could tweak it just a tiny bit... maybe put some kind of sneer on his face as well as some bees in the background? Nothing too over the top, this is very close to perfect. My username just sounds plural (even though it doesn't really have anything to do with bees). I'll trust your artistic instinct.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 02:52

jennyinstereo: Jan 17, 2007; [rocking faces since the 80s]

fishguzzler posted:

^^ I'm really liking the one on the left. ^^

Holy poo poo that's awesome! They rapin' ERRRYBODY!

# ? Aug 11, 2010 03:05

ghetto wormhole: Sep 15, 2008

jennyinstereo posted:

Holy poo poo that's awesome! They rapin' ERRRYBODY!

At first I didn't like it because I didn't get the reference. That IS awesome!

# ? Aug 11, 2010 03:15

ghetto wormhole: Sep 15, 2008

fishguzzler posted:

^^ I'm really liking the one on the left. ^^

Email k.snyder at live dot com for your reward!

# ? Aug 11, 2010 03:33

Ramba Ral: Feb 18, 2009; "The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung

fishguzzler posted:

Thanks, so, what's your email address and do you want the money through paypal or gift certificate?

edit - Me no good in English.

Ramba Ral fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 05:34

# ? Aug 11, 2010 05:18

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Billy Tully: Jun 11, 2008; _{I may be a whiny, obnoxious shitstain, but at least Viggen still loves me (with the shades drawn).}

Your Computer posted:

I tried

I'm really no gif-wizard, it's not easy getting them as low as 30kb..

That is excellent! The clip itself isn't as cool as I thought but I'll save it for later.

# ? Aug 11, 2010 10:08

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