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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

whowhatwhere posted:

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So....why buy land in the middle of the city instead of a bigger island? How the hell has he avoided arrest by Batman? How much money does this man have, to be able to afford both of those objectives?

Yeah, I like the idea of a bigger, different environment to kick the asses of Batman villains in, but that premise is hilariously absurd. Give the worst violent offenders an entire city to run loose in, what could possibly go wrong?

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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

"I wrote the book on Willpower"

SpaceBees posted:

Batman and Catwoman are obviously teaming up in this one (in more then one way ), so some sort of co-op mode where one person is Batman and the other person is Catwoman would be loving awesome, especially because they would have completely different fighting styles.

I would love a mode with Catwoman trying to steal X or get to X location with Batman trying to stop her

SpaceBees
Jul 12, 2008

It cost me an arm and a leg to get into this club!

Directorman posted:

I would love a mode with Catwoman trying to steal X or get to X location with Batman trying to stop her

I don't follow DC comics much but isn't Catwoman basically good? I mean she was never really evil and I think at one point she actually joins the Batman team. Plus, you know, Bruce was totally plowing her.

Basically I'm sure its going to be co-op and not competitive multiplayer.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

"I wrote the book on Willpower"

SpaceBees posted:

I don't follow DC comics much but isn't Catwoman basically good? I mean she was never really evil and I think at one point she actually joins the Batman team. Plus, you know, Bruce was totally plowing her.

Basically I'm sure its going to be co-op and not competitive multiplayer.

Yeah, she's a good "guy". Still would be cool.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003




SpaceBees posted:

I don't follow DC comics much but isn't Catwoman basically good? I mean she was never really evil and I think at one point she actually joins the Batman team. Plus, you know, Bruce was totally plowing her.

Basically I'm sure its going to be co-op and not competitive multiplayer.
She's generally a shade of grey, which confuses the gently caress out of Batman's views on criminals.

Batham
Jun 19, 2010

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.


Hopefully we'll be getting some visible suit upgrades this time.

While the old Batsuit was adequate, I kinda hoped it would have atleast evolved a bit more.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009


Batham posted:

Hopefully we'll be getting some visible suit upgrades this time.

While the old Batsuit was adequate, I kinda hoped it would have atleast evolved a bit more.

We got visible and persistent suit damage. That was pretty sweet.

And you unlocked the Armored Suit after beating the game.

AngryBooch fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 01:38

hammeredspace
Jun 22, 2008
I produce infinite faggotry

Only thing I thought was particularly dumb about the first Batman was that he had to keep going back to his loving batcave to pick up gadgets. One of the hallmarks of the character is that he ALWAYS has on hand whatever tools are needed for whatever situation. It was a poorly scripted excuse to stagger gadgets. Hope Batman doesn't forget his loving cowl and has to run back home to get it!

More likely he'll be all "oh poo poo I should have brought my grappling hook thing uh hey alfred get in the batwing and drop it off at this location on the complete opposite end of the city so I have to backtrack through everything I've done so far."

I'M NOT SAYING I HATE THE GAME YOU loving PANSIES

But it's a dumb excuse to stagger gadgets. Something more credible would be to have him construct them, finding bits across the city, or hell just let Batman get jumped by a gang in the beginning and when he wakes up he's lost all his dumb toys! No wait, combine the two ideas: he gets his poo poo stolen, the thugs break them apart and stash them and Batman's gotta track them down.

There. I can see that happening. That's something WAY less dumb than "oops forgot my cape."

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009


It's been a while since I played, but I felt like the trips back to the Batcave were well-justified. He didn't have a supercomputer to analyze the new strain of Venom with and it would be impractical to carry around, so back he goes. Better grab this gadget, might need it later. What do you know, a high-up grate/distant fragile wall, glad I grabbed this.

I do feel like having the Batwing drop off the line launcher instead of, you know, flying Batman around was a little weak, but hey. Zipline.

hammeredspace posted:

Hope Batman doesn't forget his loving cowl and has to run back home to get it!

That would actually make a decent plot twist. Something rips his cowl off and he needs to stealth back to a Batcave entrance without getting his identity revealed.

Bonus points if he has to improvise a disguise for a boss fight. Suddenly, BAGMAN.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



hammeredspace posted:

But it's a dumb excuse to stagger gadgets. Something more credible would be to have him construct them, finding bits across the city, or hell just let Batman get jumped by a gang in the beginning and when he wakes up he's lost all his dumb toys! No wait, combine the two ideas: he gets his poo poo stolen, the thugs break them apart and stash them and Batman's gotta track them down.

There. I can see that happening. That's something WAY less dumb than "oops forgot my cape."

Not only is this even more out of character than what happened in the game, it's already been done by Metroid Prime 2.

I really like that cowl idea.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


Dareon posted:

Bonus points if he has to improvise a disguise for a boss fight. Suddenly, BAGMAN.

Ehh, it's been done.


Also, the reason Batman used the line launcher instead of the Batplane is that the Batplane doesn't manoeuvre well inside buildings.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Are you mocking me?

I honestly don't remember any ridiculous "whoops, I forgot my cape" scenes in Arkham Asylum. He began with all his iconic stuff and got shiny upgrades as the game progressed from pre-planned stashes. That seems pretty iconic Batman to me. Hell, they had the Line Launcher just flat-out dropped to you instead of making you trek back to get it or anything.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005


If he had control of the bat-plane or whatever the entire time he should have just cut his losses and bat-carpetbombed the place before it got out of hand.

Buttonhead
May 3, 2005

Scariest picture in the world.

Yodzilla posted:

If he had control of the bat-plane or whatever the entire time he should have just cut his losses and bat-carpetbombed the place before it got out of hand.

Thereby causing a lot of coll-bat-eral damage

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!


gently caress this is making me re-install.

*BONUS EDIT*
If they have Games for Windows Live shipping with this game again I'm not buying it. I'm sick of all the bullshit that comes along with GFWL. loving sick of it.

hammeredspace
Jun 22, 2008
I produce infinite faggotry

haveblue posted:

Not only is this even more out of character than what happened in the game, it's already been done by Metroid Prime 2.
If you're going to play this game then name single thing that Arkham Asylum did that was original.

ImpAtom posted:

He began with all his iconic stuff and got shiny upgrades as the game progressed from pre-planned stashes. That seems pretty iconic Batman to me.

He has to go back to the loving cave twice to grab his poo poo. Why wouldn't he just nab all his stuff on the first trip there, if he's too drat lax to carry it on him in the first place?

I understand why they did it for the GAME, but thematically, for the sake of narrative, it's loving dumb.

hammeredspace fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 02:28

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009


hammeredspace posted:

He has to go back to the loving cave twice to grab his poo poo. Why wouldn't he just nab all his stuff on the first trip there, if he's too drat lax to carry it on him in the first place?

I understand why they did it for the GAME, but thematically, for the sake of narrative, it's loving dumb.

He has to identify the Venom compound the first time and start synthesizing an antidote. He picks up the antidote the second time.

I'm probably wrong on this but I know there are story reasons for visiting the super computer/chemistry lab twice. Batman's not simply going back for specific gadgets he forgot or whatever.

AngryBooch fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 02:36

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Are you mocking me?

hammeredspace posted:

He has to go back to the loving cave twice to grab his poo poo. Why wouldn't he just nab all his stuff on the first trip there, if he's too drat lax to carry it on him in the first place?

I understand why they did it for the GAME, but thematically, for the sake of narrative, it's loving dumb.

Didn't both his trips back to the cave coincide with him needing to use the computer, and he just grabs a gadget while he's there? I admit it's been a while since I played, so I could be misremembering. The closest I remember to weird is "Well, why didn't he grab the Super Batclaw first," but that seems like a minor complaint at best.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006
Do not engage or respond to me, as I am an insufferable prick. I love posting about posting or posters, rather than actual content. But it's cool because I'm smarter than you and have the correct opinion on every matter.

Plus Batman probably has literally hundreds of different gadgets in every bat cave. How would he know exactly what he needs at any time? He can't just bring it all.

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009


No wonder you're like this.


Of course he can. He just chooses not to because he's Batman and if he has the opportunity to MacGuyver his way out of a situation he's going to do it.

Coach Sport
Jul 3, 2003
And we care about this shitty poster...why?

The super-batclaw doesn't seem to be its own gadget so much as Batman getting pissed off and jury-rigging two other batclaws to the sides of his grapnel gun, with exposed wiring and all. Shooting three grapple-claws out of the same gun probably seemed like overkill until he had to deal with all those plants and titan-monsters and poo poo.

Also, the line gun seems a little redundant when you already have the grapple-gun. Wouldn't surprise me if it ends up incorporated into the grapple-gun in the second game.

Seems like he had all the gear nearby anyways, and you never really had to do a ton of backtracking to get it. What's there to complain about?

emoticon
May 8, 2007


hammeredspace posted:

If you're going to play this game then name single thing that Arkham Asylum did that was original.


He has to go back to the loving cave twice to grab his poo poo. Why wouldn't he just nab all his stuff on the first trip there, if he's too drat lax to carry it on him in the first place?

I understand why they did it for the GAME, but thematically, for the sake of narrative, it's loving dumb.

"I understand why they did it for the GAME, but thematically, for the sake of narrative, it's loving dumb"

*Suggests Batman get jumped by thugs who scatter his poo poo everywhere as an alternative*

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006



RagnarokAngel posted:

Plus Batman probably has literally hundreds of different gadgets in every bat cave. How would he know exactly what he needs at any time? He can't just bring it all.
This is true.



He has to pick just the right times to bring out the bat-dalek.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MUNCH
MUNCH
MUNCH
MUNCH
MUNCH


I like Hawkman's harness on the left there.

He really does have everything.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Emergency induction port.

I'd like to be able to play as Nightwing in this one. More acrobatic attacks, less powerful than Batman, but flashier.

I suppose they could do that with Catwoman, but I like Dick Grayson more!

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004


TJO posted:




Edit If you think the only reason Batman doesn't kill people is because 'heh better tone it down for the kids' then that's really dumb. If nothing else it makes his action more exciting as he needs martial arts and gadgets instead of a sniper rifle, plus he is like a hero heroes really shouldn't kill people just because they robbed a bank or some poo poo.

I'd play the poo poo out of a Planetary game made by Rocksteady.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008



raditts posted:

Yeah, I like the idea of a bigger, different environment to kick the asses of Batman villains in, but that premise is hilariously absurd. Give the worst violent offenders an entire city to run loose in, what could possibly go wrong?

Yea that premise is pretty lovely. Im guessing it plays out a bit better ingame since Hamill was drawn out of retirement since the script was so good

MTW
Dec 30, 2004

by angerbot


So basically this is Escape from New York: The Game. Cool.

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.



quote:

-Batman can now taunt his enemies via a button press.
Oh my God do we have an "I'm Batman" button finally?

Pickledvermin
Nov 27, 2005
It's fun to poop

MTW posted:

So basically this is Escape from New York: The Game. Cool.

Escape from New York: The Game, WITH BATMAN.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008


That's some fine pussy


MTW posted:

So basically this is Escape from New York: The Game. Cool.

Which reminds me that awhile back I heard they were, in fact, making a Escape from New York game. I wonder what happened to that? Oh well!



Gonna play this so HARD.

JihadforChrist
Mar 19, 2010


I'm going to buy this game just for whatever version of the Scarecrow scene (you know which one I'm talking about) they are putting in this one.

I would play a whole game of that. In fact give me more of that.

Suran37
Feb 28, 2009


They said back on Page 1 that this is based on a Batman Comic. Which comic is it, I would like to read it.

JihadforChrist posted:

I'm going to buy this game just for whatever version of the Scarecrow scene (you know which one I'm talking about) they are putting in this one.

I was so pissed at first when it makes it look like your console broke, but it was such an amazing part of the game. I hope there are more like it this time around.

Even the parts where you Walk around the ruins, while he tries to find you were pretty fun.

Suran37 fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2010 around 05:46

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006
Do not engage or respond to me, as I am an insufferable prick. I love posting about posting or posters, rather than actual content. But it's cool because I'm smarter than you and have the correct opinion on every matter.

doctor 7 posted:

Oh my God do we have an "I'm Batman" button finally?

Press X to "WHERE IS HE?"

Suran37 posted:

They said back on Page 1 that this is based on a Batman Comic. Which comic is it, I would like to read it.

It's probably based off of No Man's Land. No Man's Land has a similar premise but what causes it is wildly different. Earthquake causes arkham to escape and set up their own city within gotham.

It's about as much of an inspiration as Arkham Asylum was based off A Serious House on Serious Earth.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Are you mocking me?

Suran37 posted:

They said back on Page 1 that this is based on a Batman Comic. Which comic is it, I would like to read it.

The idea appears to be loosely based on the No Man's Land storyline. It's a lengthy story where Gotham City is destroyed by an earthquake after a whole lot of other bullshit (including, I think, a plague) and the Government just goes "gently caress it" and bombs the bridges, trapping everyone inside where they start building up gangs and such.

Worst Case Ontario
Jan 1, 2007

I look like I just finished a set at Lilith Fair.


ImpAtom posted:

The idea appears to be loosely based on the No Man's Land storyline. It's a lengthy story where Gotham City is destroyed by an earthquake after a whole lot of other bullshit (including, I think, a plague) and the Government just goes "gently caress it" and bombs the bridges, trapping everyone inside where they start building up gangs and such.

Maybe this means we get a can of spray paint as one of our gadgets.

JihadforChrist
Mar 19, 2010


RagnarokAngel posted:

It's about as much of an inspiration as Arkham Asylum was based off A Serious House on Serious Earth.

How was that one?

teekun
May 2, 2003

WOAH! WOAH WHAT?? WHOA


JihadforChrist posted:

How was that one?

It's brilliant. Read it.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003




teekun posted:

It's brilliant. Read it.
I wouldn't call it brilliant, and I can think of at least 20 Batman stories that I enjoy more, but I still own it and would definitely recommend it.

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pill for your ills
Mar 23, 2006

ghost rock.

JihadforChrist posted:

How was that one?

It was Grant Morrison. For me, that spells great.

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