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Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Nodoze posted:

Adam Dunn's offensive production has just been "good, not great"

Players that Cameron thinks have "good, not great" offensive production:

Al Kaline, Orlando Cepeda, Jose Canseco, Boog Powell, Ken Griffey Jr., Frank Baker, Tony Gwynn, Joe Morgan.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2010 08:03

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:01

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Chris Getz aaaaagh. Also Yuni but he's been a not-awful shortstop this year.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2010 19:31

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Dan Shaughnessy wrote an article about the Pats losing yesterday: http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2011/01/17/title_march_stops_short/?p1=News_links

Because it's Dan Shaughnessy, he mentions baseball in the second sentence. Also the Pats get called chokers several times. Great article, Dan.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2011 19:50

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

i'm undecided, that may in fact be so lazy and stupid that it owns

This owns because there's like 4 instances of "lol A-Rod is dating someone, how EMBARRASSING!"

# ¿ Feb 14, 2011 22:53

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Deathlove posted:

Let's talk more about Jeff Pearlman and how terrible he is at reporting. http://www.jeffpearlman.com/albert-pujols-and-the-treatment-of-people/

ALBERT PUJOLS IGNORES PEOPLE WHILE HE PREPARES TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT SOMETHING, A BLOO BLOO BLOO.

Gerald LAIRD signs for people!

quote:

�I want to love Albert,� says Deron, a Shiloh, Illinois native who also slept out. �But he makes it hard sometimes.�

That seems just a little bit unhealthy.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2011 21:43

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

stuart scott irl posted:

Also he seems to believe that people who wear jerseys think they're on the team ????

Does this mean that if my Chiefs jersey is from tarajersey that I'm Knockoff Chinese Matt Cassel?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2011 20:23

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Tender Bender posted:

what I'd like to know is why the picture is some guy edited onto Big Bear Doin Thangs

Mobutu Sese Seko is hardly some guy

# ¿ May 16, 2011 04:24

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Mornacale posted:

Death to rhyming poetry.

No.

# ¿ May 23, 2011 20:11

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Crazy Ted posted:

This loving beauty from the Indianapolis Star:

Holy poo poo this is bad

# ¿ Jun 29, 2011 07:15

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

leokitty posted:

Not even the dumbest article on NESN today http://www.nesn.com/2011/07/is-jason-varitek-a-hall-of-famer.html

The author seems to argue that Yogi, Bench, Fisk played in better offensive eras than Varitek

hahaha 63% say yes

# ¿ Jul 6, 2011 17:54

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

BackInTheUSSR posted:

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6846531/tim-tebow-not-ready-prime-time

First goddamn paragraph, guess who

That sounds like a Whitlock line

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 06:12

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

leokitty posted:

Since when is clam chowder a super foofy food?

When you live on not-a-coast and good clams aren't easy to get, people get weird impressions about it.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 07:40

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

MourningView posted:

Every version of Whitlock ever has sucked

Definitely not the version that went on KC radio after getting fired from the Star and burned every bridge in the world.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:08

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

http://deadspin.com/editor-in-chief-tomas-rios-has-left-vice-sports-1707360421 Tomas Rios is out at Vice Sports.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:39

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:01

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

MourningView posted:

This is actually kinda shocking because even though I like Bo he will fight with literally anyone on twitter about anything, to the point he was blowing up my feed and I unfollowed him.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 00:08

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