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BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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OrangeKing posted:

I have a friend who works at ESPN.com who referenced the Dirk headline today in terms of "it happened again" with the Lin headline, so I don't think it's a fake.

It probably did happen back in '07, but that picture is a fake.

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BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I was scrolling through the news when I saw this Maria Burns Ortiz article on the lack of Latinos in the NFL Draft.

Maria Burns Ortiz posted:

Tune into Thursday night’s first-round coverage of the NFL draft and the ensuing six rounds over the next two days, and there are a few near certainties.

Expect Andrew Luck to go No. 1. Expect Robert Griffin III to go No. 2. Expect to be inundated with analysis as experts go for days, breaking down every pick. And expect to see few – if any – Latino players called during the three-day player selection.

While high-profile Latino players like Mark Sanchez (No. 5 in 2009) and Tony Gonzalez (No. 13 overall in 1997) have been drafted early and gone on to gain notoriety, the reality is very few Latinos have been drafted into the NFL since Joe Aguirre became the first, as the 100th pick in the 1941 draft.

This year won’t be any different. Looking over lists of the top 100 prospects compiled by various experts and media outlets, one would be hard-pressed to find any Hispanic players. Temple tight end Evan Rodriguez participated in the scouting combine in Indianapolis and could go in the later rounds of the draft, but he may be it.

Of course, being a draft pick doesn’t necessarily guarantee success. Football fans can rattle off a lengthy list of selected players who never fulfilled their potential. And other roads can lead to NFL stardom. Look at undrafted free-agent wide receiver Victor Cruz, who helped the New York Giants win Super Bowl XLVI.

Still, the draft is the marquee event for players coming into the NFL and the lack of Latino players featured reflects a larger issue when it comes to America’s most popular professional sport.

While the Hispanic population has risen dramatically, jumping from 12 to16 percent over the last decade (or by some 20 million), Latinos account for only about 1 percent of NFL players.

But the lack of Hispanic players doesn’t begin on draft day.

Consider that less than 2 percent of college football players are drafted. And despite the overall demographic growth, the percentage of Latinos playing football at the Division I level has been relatively constant over the last 10 years, remaining right around 2 to 3 percent.

By contrast, black and white players each account for about 45 percent of Division I college football players. At the NFL level, those numbers shift to 67 percent black and 31 percent white. This disparity, particularly when it comes to Latino players, is certainly not lost on those concerned with diversity in the game. But changing the face of a sport – along with the institutions that shape it – is never easy or quick.

Change takes time. The NFL is on the clock.

Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports/2012/04/26/maria-burns-ortiz-nfl-draft-lacks-latinos/#ixzz1tAVvvqu6

What the hell is this? If there were great football players being held back, then I could see the need for an article of this nature, but that's not happening as far as I know, and if it is, she missed a great opportunity to tell me about it. If you're good at football, you'll get drafted. Did somebody do a story on the lack of Asians in the draft?

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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haljordan posted:

NFL teams would draft a three headed Martian if he scored high enough on the Wonderlic. I seriously doubt a team would pass on a great prospect just because of race.

If Al Davis were still around, the Wonderlic score wouldn't even matter.


"His 40 time was 3.93? That's our guy!"
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BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Phil Mushnick posted:

Is he the only NBA owner allowed to call black men N---ers?

Michael Jordan still owns the Bobcats.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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EdRush posted:

Basically required reading for anyone who considers themselves a Blazers fan.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Copernic posted:

http://deadspin.com/5917795/how-to-...-atrocious-book

How do you write an article about JAY MARIOTTI and somehow come across as the bigger rear end in a top hat. Or least, an rear end in a top hat of approximately the same size.

I don't exactly see how that guy is as bad or worse than Jay Mariotti. But then again, gently caress Jay Mariotti.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Mr. Funny Pants posted:

They deal with vague generalities because it immunizes them from being wrong. If you cite specific tactics and objective things like Cuban did in that video, you can be proven wrong (not to mention you actually have to pay attention, watch something other than the guy with the ball, etc.).

If I talk about : grittiness, guttiness, wanted it more, momentum, doesn't know how to finish, chokes in the end, clutchiness, and on and on, it's meaningless and just about impossible to argue with.

And by being nearly impossible to argue with, that means the argument can go on forever without actually saying anything or doing any research. Being an ESPN talking head has to be a cake job.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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FlamingLiberal posted:

It was entirely his idea. He had the work commissioned by a local artist, Red Grooms.

What a lovely person. lovely, lovely person.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

gently caress you the dinger machine is the only good poo poo he's done

You like horrible things.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Crazy Ted posted:

Someone get a rope.

I know you aren't racist, but I just got a natural urge to call Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

Also, the dinger machine is an ugly, tacky, piece of poo poo in an otherwise nice stadium. This is my opinion. Take it or leave it.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Groucho Marxist posted:

i'll leave you dead in a ditch you bad opinion having motherfucker

Well you can suck my big, black, bad opinion having dick. gently caress the Marlins.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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leokitty posted:

I'm not going to listen to that audio because the headline makes me want to die enough all by itself

I bit the bullet and listened. It is some weird poo poo to hear coming out of Bill Plaschke's mouth. It will damage you for a couple minutes.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Richard Sherman. Skip Bayless. Showdown!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6x-O3kb1sI

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Swagger Dagger posted:

Today I discovered that, per his podcast, Bill Simmons believes that the Grizzlies fans got quiet and tense when their team fell behind in game three against the Spurs because the city is still dealing with feelings instilled by the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

What the gently caress!? I don't even know how he came to that conclusion.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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TL posted:

Pretty sure SNY had a shot of Joe Simpson calling the game yesterday while actually wearing a Braves hat, too.

I don't understand why everybody gets so lovely about commentators not being totally neutral on local broadcasts.

Also, the strained oblique thing has been a weird obsession of theirs for a couple years now. It started when 3 or 4 guys went to the DL within a couple weeks of each other in 2009 (or 2010), and in a game against the Angels, Nate McLouth watched a pitch go by, stepped back out of the batter's box, took a halfway practice swing and doubled over in pain. Then Terry Pendelton said something like "you don't go on the dl for pulled fat".

Anyway, gently caress the Mets.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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The_Hat posted:

Its one thing to be homerish, its another to actively wish injury upon an opposing player.

I wasn't really talking about the video at that point. Someone made a point that Simpson was wearing a Braves hat.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Professor Funk posted:

Rick Reilly may have topped even himself with this one. This could actually be the worst article I have ever read.


:suicide:

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/whatif/tinkering-sports-history

Well at least the end of the article was something nice to imagine...

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I think everybody knew what was going to happen in the WCF. Memphis kinda shot their entire load to beat OKC, and the Spurs were running like a well-oiled machine.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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ESPN's NHRA broadcasts aren't too bad, but the only time you see anything about drag racing on ESPN is if they're covering the event or someone dies.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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MourningView posted:

If the biggest criticism you have of ESPN is that they're not adequately covering a bunch of racing sports that no one gives a poo poo about then I don't know what to tell you.

Don't bother trying to come up with anything to tell me, it isn't my biggest criticism.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Vertical Lime posted:

The NY Times is saying ESPN will announce tomorrow Olbermann is back with that late night show

Hell has frozen over

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/17/s...&seid=auto&_r=0

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I say it will go about a year before he gets pissed and leaves again.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I'd also like to see a breakdown of how much coverage each team gets in the MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL numbers.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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It looks like political talk will be in play on Olbermann's new ESPN show.
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013..._medium=twitter
I was really hoping he'd just stick to sports for this show, because he has the potential to do some good poo poo when he's talking sports.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Dr_Strangelove posted:

Holy balls, Whitlock is on TV with Olbermann :stare:

I'm kinda glad my cable doesn't work right now.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Groucho Marxist posted:

We have plenty of evidence that Keith Olbermann is an rear end in a top hat with an inflated ego

In fact, hasn't he pretty much admitted to being an rear end in a top hat with an inflated ego? Seems I remember him saying something to that effect when he split with Current TV.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Sash! posted:

On the plus side, it may be the only thing on the internet, ever, that virtually all the comments are full of logic and reason.

I think that is the first time I have ever read the comments on something on the internet and didn't leave thinking the world is full of lovely people with an internet connection.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I'd like to see Bomani get his own show. I'd really like it if they let him do something kinda like Bomani & Jones, but I don't know if anyone would give him that much freedom on TV.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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morestuff posted:

You missed the best one



I didn't know Karl Malone did porn.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I'd like to see Bomani Jones run it.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I don't get how people bandwagon. I've seriously tried doing it before, and it's felt very empty.

Not saying this from a "lol frontrunner" perspective, but I don't get how it really feels all that fulfilling as a fan.

About the only teams I've ever really felt any sort of connection to in that regard have been a couple of college teams I've been to games and had a good time at. (Clemson for example).

I think it comes from just wanting to see the game played well and being a fan of individual players.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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ayn rand hand job posted:

In all honesty it's kind of amazing to see the media blitz that WWE is pulling off for Summerslam this year.

John Cena is working the Today show on NBC, Lesnar is doing ESPN interviews, Jon Stewart is hosting the event, and Stephen Amell from Arrow is doing a match.

This probably one of their most promoted events ever and it probably has their best top to bottom card in god knows how long.

They're also running NXT Takeover on Saturday and Raw on Monday, so they sold out the Barclays Center for 3 nights in a row.

And it costs :10bux: to watch, or free for new WWE Network subscribers.

Brock Lesnar needs to check your ID.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13463126&ex_cid=sportscenterFB&sf12127412=1

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Derrick Rose is getting in gunfights at abandoned houses?

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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C. Everett Koop posted:

Twice. All hail Lord ZANDIG.

Jeezus!

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Curt Schilling is an ignorant sack of poo poo.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

The first Goddamn reply calls her a "coon" :(

I don't know if it makes it any better for you, but we've been using "coon" and "cooning" as an occasional substitute for "Uncle Tom".

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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drat! He let him hold it!

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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DJExile posted:

Top marks to Advocate photographer Hillary Scheinuk for this photo of an A&M staffer who decided to throw a punch at Steve Kragthorpe and got his rear end handed to him by LSU staffer and former NFL RB Kevin Faulk.

https://twitter.com/hscheinukphoto/status/1066572002264268800?s=19

Not just some random A&M staffer, Jimbo's nephew.
https://www.wafb.com/2018/11/25/lsu-player-development-director-kevin-faulk-involved-fight-after-texas-am-game/

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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I don't know who this dude is, but he's messing with people, right?

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BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Prince loving rules but Taylor Swift is also very good. Her thing isn't really my thing, but she's insanely good at what she does.

Look, I'll be one of the first to tell you that music is a subjective thing and you can like what you want. But ain't no way in hell Taylor Swift is on Prince's level. Ain't no way in hell.

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