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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


420 expand and detail the shared imagination space every day

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palecur
Nov 2, 2002

not too simple and not too kind

My Half-Elf warlord in my real-life campaign is very busily trying to pacify the world by establishing a web of trade. The party's been proving itself to the hobgoblin tribe that we're not just waiting to ally with the local elves to backstab 'em, caravans are gonna start rolling pretty soon now. The party is all like 'but they're slavers' and I'm all 'look when they start making profits through trade the slaves are going to become more and more inefficient.' And the Eladrin warlock is (I think inadvertently) advocating more and more strongly for just genociding the hobs entirely (literal dungeon Hitler).

More like Dungeons & Detente

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


I played red box D&D once. The dungeon was dwarves. I spoke dwarvish. A few days of tense negotiation later, and the GM we had determined that anything they had which anyone else would want, they were unwilling to part with. I told the nearby village there was no threat. "How do you know that! Get in there and exterminate the beasts!" they cried.

why can't we be dungeon buddies

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007


You're the right kind of dreamer to release my inner fantasy.
The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be!

Hyperactive posted:

We did this in a sausage party World's Largest Dungeon campaign. Only it wasn't taming monsters, it was making treaties with the kobolds and goblins and things that lived there. It's a lovely lovely campaign as presented. In the end, our efforts to make it fun by introducing weird poo poo like monster-politics and kingdom building couldn't quite compete.

P. sure there were lots of friendly / neutral demihuman tribes in the dungeon, struggling to survive in the world's most implausible setting. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a section of that dungeon that didn't have at least two groups just begging to make friends with an adventuring party.

Yes, this includes the enormous crypt of endlessly tormented undead surrounding the dead god.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Gomi posted:

More like Dungeons & Detente

Friend of mine is playing a racist dwarf. Not Orcs or something you'd expect: no, he has a dispassionate hatred for gnomes.
A few in-character gems (3.5 campaign):
"Gnomes are so suffused with deception that their magic is strengthened by their lies!" (referring to the racial bonus on illusion spells)

"Gnomes don't eat. They rob the food from your stomach." (upon lamenting on our lack of rations)

"She tried to run, but with that baby in her arms, she didn't get far. Hit the child first, cleaved into the mother." (regaling us with a tale of "defending" his clan's mushroom forest from gnome "attacks.")

"Jon, if you talk to that gnome I will lose all respect for you, and then kill you in your sleep." (speaking to my character about a random gnome that happened to be walking past)

"Gnomes have large noses so they can suck up all the air before you can get to it. Remember Jon, if you find yourself trapped with a gnome in a tight space, kill them before they suffocate you." (Introspective on tight spaces)

It's rather hilarious, and his character does have a reason to hate gnomes, but even the player recognizes how offensive he is: he's written a disclaimer about roleplaying with his dwarf.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.


That would've been an interesting party with my grumpy as hell gnome who was pretty casual about his anti-dwarf racism.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!


I smell a buddy cop flick!

PeterWeller
Apr 20, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.


"I'm too high level for this poo poo."

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

Divine Conduit
of God's Message


Gomi posted:

More like Dungeons & Detente

Or Dungeons and Discourse?

Joudas
Sep 29, 2005

Now here's a kid who's whole world got all twisted,
leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky...


PeterWeller posted:

"I'm too high level for this poo poo."

"My editions too ooold for this poo poo!"

clockworkjoe
May 31, 2000

Rolled a 1 on the random encounter table, didn't you?

Yawgmoth posted:

We have two women in my group that do this. We can never just fight anything, no matter how hideous, depraved, or otherwise terrible a thing is; we always have to try to tame/recruit it first.

It's not limited to women - my group tends to do that. They would rather talk and deal with monsters than fight them.

edit: Even the evil Baphomet worshipping minotaur guard. "Oh he's too cool to kill. Let's bluff our way past him!"

clockworkjoe fucked around with this message at Nov 22, 2010 around 18:50

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

mumblecrew

clockworkjoe posted:

edit: Even the evil Baphomet worshipping minotaur guard. "Oh he's too cool to kill. Let's bluff our way past him!"

Yes but if you killed it you could hire a taxidermist and then you'd get to look at how cool he is all the time in your golden castle built from treasure hordes of late dragons.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


Vicissitude posted:

Or Dungeons and Discourse?

something feels off that someone could think 'D&D, but with philosophy!' then just draw the exact same scantily clad vaguely sexist anime things you see in every generic fantasy poo poo

Calico Noose
Jun 26, 2010


Well when you quit your job to focus on writing your webcomic, and then only update your webcomic once every 6 months, you need to do something to pay the bills.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

CountryMatters posted:

something feels off that someone could think 'D&D, but with philosophy!' then just draw the exact same scantily clad vaguely sexist anime things you see in every generic fantasy poo poo

I'm not sure if this is the place to go on about how people who are really into transhumanism tend to have terrible gender and racial politics, but that's kind of Aaron Diaz right there, at least in terms of the gender stuff.

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


Well, the Singularity is basically the White Nerd-boy Rapture.

Observations about white nerd-boy privilege and poor socialization that probably fit better in the other D&D or LF go here.

Bieeardo fucked around with this message at Nov 23, 2010 around 14:53

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


The Rapture promises to preserve the elect. The Singularity's distinguishing trait is its unpredictability. It's more like the white nerd-boy Lovecraftian "The Stars Are Right" time, where everybody is hosed, but you already know that life is meaningless, so you might as well be part of ushering in the new age.

People who are into Transhumanism, as people who are into any irreligious social movement, tend to be richer, and therefore whiter and male-er. Correlation, causation, yadda yadda, have a cyborg vampire dragon.

Juvenalian.Satyr
Jul 26, 2010

"The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came. Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men."


Needs more old school WoD art.


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homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


this is relevant now

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

it doesn't look scary


but that comic doesn't really hold true, because if the last several hundred years of human history have taught us anything it's that being rich and white does get even more awesome as time goes by

Miles Vorkosigan
Mar 21, 2007

The stuff that dreams are made of.


Quit complaining about people who believe in the Singularity

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Namacuix posted:

Needs more old school WoD art.


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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

Highly trained to defend
your freedom


OMFG FURRY posted:

Namacuix posted:

Needs more old school WoD art.


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FutureBoy
Jan 18, 2003

"Listen, no offense, but if I'm getting taken down, man, it ain't gonna be from fuckin' Speedball!"

Oh are we throwing down with some art? I didn't know, or else I would have THROWN THE gently caress DOWN WITH SOME ART.


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I have not even scratched the surface of the crap I have.

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001







NOT PAUL LAYTON
Nov 27, 2004

You've got about as much skill as the rest of the aforementioned 500-degree-pizza-making, twice-fermenting, under-kneading, poorly-seasoning, parchment-using yokels.


changing breeds is the best wod supplement ever

Angry Diplomat
Nov 6, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

jesus christ, that'll teach me to browse this thread at work

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Secret Art: Toxic Crotch Whirlwind!

NOT PAUL LAYTON posted:

changing breeds is the best wod supplement ever



His legs look like they were sewn on, or something.

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


I was going to ask for that pic when Harry Popgun came up. Only I was going to ask for the version with the cock that hangs down to his knees.

RPZip
Feb 6, 2009

*I will become RPZip!


Bieeardo posted:

I was going to ask for that pic when Harry Popgun came up. Only I was going to ask for the version with the cock that hangs down to his knees.

I know I'll regret asking this, but is that version an actual picture commissioned for the book or just something someone hacked together?

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001



Be careful what you wish for...
http://fav.me/d1qwbqb

alg
Mar 14, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!


Strontosaurus posted:

Be careful what you wish for...
http://fav.me/d1qwbqb

quote:

=0) Thanks so much! The original to this didn't have the penis as it was for a book interior. After I read a comment that said, It looks like he has a tribble on his crotch, I knew I HAD to give him his manhood back. So far, everyone seems pleased with the results.

this isn't true in the slightest

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade

Strontosaurus posted:

Be careful what you wish for...
http://fav.me/d1qwbqb

nerd trap reversal!

i'm not signing up for deviantart just to look at that you pervo

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001



I've been banned from DeviantArt 3 times for trolling.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best



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I fuckin love this little guy

aldantefax
Oct 10, 2007

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

As I am starting up an Iron Heroes game post the most Iron Heroes-est pics you got

Chainsawdomy
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still


aldantefax posted:

As I am starting up an Iron Heroes game post the most Iron Heroes-est pics you got


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CAVEAT: I have never actually played Iron Heroes and am at best making educated guesses.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best



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unrelated

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Wait What

Angry Diplomat
Nov 6, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

homerlaw posted:

unrelated

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Wait What

sir this is a shadowrun picture. in it, we see a dwarf physical adept swing her heavily customized shock baton at a night-one toxic shaman and miss, and suffer a magical onslaught in return. she had the right idea - geek the mage first - but she should have concentrated more on aim and less on power

Chainsawdomy posted:



"jesus christ dude you are sitting directly on my balls could you please move your fat swashbuckling rear end to a location that is not right on top of my junk"

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Chainsawdomy
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still


For the record how close did I come?

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