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boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Benagain posted:

I like how one woman is dressed like some kind of greco-roman warrior and the other has on what I can only see as medieval business-casual.

Looks like she's remembering next Wednesday is bring your kid to the inn day.

I like these for how goddamn haughty the nobles look.



edit:

I cast EXPLODE FACE (wallpaper size)

boo_radley fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2011 around 16:43

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Dr Nick
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

Lazlow posted:

Why are so many of Ugurcan's subjects so mildly bemused? Just look at all the mild bemusement absolutely permeating the suspiciously clean adventurer patrons of this tavern. Just LOOK at it.

"A-yeAH... <sniffs loudly> Fashioned this skullcap m'self out o' zombie skin. ...Well, zombie sheep skin. ...Okay, zombie sheep stomach, it's, uh, it's more pliable. ...I mean, it could've been a zombie at some point. Probably. Because, you know, a necromancer lived there. ...Okay, well, lived nearby. Like, only a few leagues down the road, is what I heard. And across the lake. About a century ago."

Even the boar's head on the wall (who is looking at him, too, for some odd reason) is all "Dude why are you even still talking."

He's in the middle of recounting the time he raped a paladin so she would lose her mount. The realization of what a monster he actually is is starting to dawn on everyone else in the scene.

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...


I just saw this douchebag on tumblr, i'm definitely keeping it around for later use as a character portrait.


source

Edit: Oh hell, i didn't know this was some sort of Penny Arcade character, i thought it was just some random wizard douchebag.

Bistromatic fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2011 around 18:32

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

"You know when they tell you about 'the man'

That's me.

I'm 'The man'"

Sarion posted:



This made my day. Thanks.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Bistromatic posted:

I just saw this douchebag on tumblr, i'm definitely keeping it around for later use as a character portrait.


source

Edit: Oh hell, i didn't know this was some sort of Penny Arcade character, i thought it was just some random wizard douchebag.

Jim Darkmagic is a wizard douchebag.

Christo
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK


Bistromatic posted:

I just saw this douchebag on tumblr, i'm definitely keeping it around for later use as a character portrait.


source

Edit: Oh hell, i didn't know this was some sort of Penny Arcade character, i thought it was just some random wizard douchebag.

The Penny Arcade guys (And Scott Kurtz and Wil Wheaton) have sort of a thing going on with Wizards of the Coast in which Chris Perkins DMs a yearly D&D session and record it for the internet. Lately they've been doing it in front of a live audience at PAX, this year's centered around Jim Darkmagic and his family, the New Hamp-Shire Darkmagics. They're definitely worth a listen. The first few episodes are in podcast form on the D&D website and the more recent videos are on the WotC youtube channel.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*


I wish they would do that more often, they're hilarious podcasts.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003



Young Freud posted:

Jim Darkmagic is a wizard douchebag.




Angry Diplomat
Nov 6, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

johnny fiveaces will never, ever stop being the funniest loving thing.

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


It's eerie how close a resemblance the guy from Deus Ex 3 has to Johnny.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


Christo posted:

The Penny Arcade guys (And Scott Kurtz and Wil Wheaton) have sort of a thing going on with Wizards of the Coast in which Chris Perkins DMs a yearly D&D session and record it for the internet. Lately they've been doing it in front of a live audience at PAX, this year's centered around Jim Darkmagic and his family, the New Hamp-Shire Darkmagics. They're definitely worth a listen. The first few episodes are in podcast form on the D&D website and the more recent videos are on the WotC youtube channel.

I still think the best one is when they were convincing Mike about the childhood show about the undead dog. Wil Wheaton was loving killing it.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!


I don't remember that part at all. Damnit, now I'm going to have to go listen to them all over again.

Oh well

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


Fuego Fish posted:

I don't remember that part at all. Damnit, now I'm going to have to go listen to them all over again.

Oh well

It was one of the last episodes from the first game with Wheaton in it, I think. They were facing a necromancer with some undead dogs.

Bad Moon
Aug 13, 2010


Mordiceius posted:

It was one of the last episodes from the first game with Wheaton in it, I think. They were facing a necromancer with some undead dogs.

I would have watched the poo poo out of some Rudy the Undead Hound when I was a kid.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003



shaman.jpg

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

Ask me why I really
went to see Terminator


Bad Moon posted:

I would have watched the poo poo out of some Rudy the Undead Hound when I was a kid.

"Roo-roo-roo-roo-rudy" randomly pops into my head even though the show wasn't real.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 6, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

fritz posted:

shaman.jpg



is it weird that my first thought was "god drat look at that beautiful loving bird" and it took like three minutes of fascinated staring before it even occurred to me that there's a woman in the picture too

because god drat, look at that beautiful loving bird

zachol
Feb 13, 2009


That is a loving awesome bird. I noticed there was a person but only because I was scrolling down from the top of the image.

Hamboning
May 2, 2010


boo_radley posted:

I cast EXPLODE FACE (wallpaper size)


Undead Paladins are the best Paladins.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007


I like to think these are two skeleton buddies reuniting after many years apart.

"Hey Bob! You look different! Where'd you get the sword and the armor and the aura of heavenly grace? It's a good look man."

pork never goes bad
May 16, 2008

gin&milk!!!


fritz posted:

shaman.jpg



From the same photoshoot:

Speleothing
May 6, 2008


I have a hard time believing that yak is wild.

Really Pants
May 20, 2005

What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?!
You couldn't make your pants any lower, so you made pants for each leg! SAY IT!

For just $3,000, you too can be the most stylish wampa on Hoth

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

pork never goes bad posted:

From the same photoshoot:



Ah, swamp druids.

pork never goes bad
May 16, 2008

gin&milk!!!


Really Pants posted:

For just $3,000, you too can be the most stylish wampa on Hoth

There's actually almost $12,000 of clothes on that alien riding the yak.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


How much for just the yak?

pork never goes bad
May 16, 2008

gin&milk!!!


Doc Hawkins posted:

How much for just the yak?

If you buy it in Pakistan, about $4. In the US, a couple grand. $800 for kind of a lovely one, for one as majestic as pictured maybe $5000

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


pork never goes bad posted:

From the same photoshoot:



I like that alot.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



Mordiceius posted:

I like that alot.

The alot is the best creature.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


Yawgmoth posted:


The alot is the best creature.

Glad someone picked up on that.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


pork never goes bad posted:

If you buy it in Pakistan, about $4. In the US, a couple grand. $800 for kind of a lovely one, for one as majestic as pictured maybe $5000

5000?! That does it, occupy Wall Street.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade

Sorry hippies, but if you don't have Skill Focus: Marxism or Perform: Drum Circle, you can't occupy Wall Street.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

To become the moon
Then all the world will be in sight!


How does 4e have stats for a Riding Shark () but no stats for a Riding Yak, or any sort of riding bovine?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE!

whydirt posted:

Sorry hippies, but if you don't have Skill Focus: Marxism or Perform: Drum Circle, you can't occupy Wall Street.

drat YOU, PRESTIGE CLASS REQUIREMENTS!

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009



DontMockMySmock posted:

How does 4e have stats for a Riding Shark () but no stats for a Riding Yak, or any sort of riding bovine?
Why would you ride a cow if you could ride a shark?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


Yeah, that seems like a case of proper priorities.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...


Some of us work away from the water, Geographist jerks.

Kobold
Jan 22, 2008

Centuries of knowledge ingrained into my brain,
and this STILL makes no sense.


Elysiume posted:

Why would you ride a cow if you could ride a shark?
Better yet, get a wizard to crossbreed a shark and a yak together magically into a wooly shark with horns. You know some wizard out there would be willing to do it. Hang a Horseshoe of the Zephyr or whatever lets mounts fly around its neck... and then you'll have the best mount ever.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Kobold posted:

crossbreed a shark and a yak together magically

The Shaktm! From the makers of Squarktm!

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

To become the moon
Then all the world will be in sight!


Elysiume posted:

Why would you ride a cow if you could ride a shark?

Uh, because riding a roaring, hairy bull yak into battle is awesome? Because if I was going into battle in the ocean, I'd rather ride a killer whale (pro tip: animals with "killer" in their name are pretty fuckin' badass)? Because sharks don't have enough brain/variation in behavior to be able to breed into a domesticated, ride-able variety?

Sole.Sushi posted:

The Shaktm! From the makers of Squarktm!

I prefer to call it a "yark."

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