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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Um, as a competitive basketball player I'm pretty sure Obama would have better than 5 Str 9 Dex

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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007


Strontosaurus posted:



This guy is called a "Slaughtermaster"


I like the contrast. Dude on top is all "Haha! I'm sailing and holding my sword in the air for no reason! Life is beautiful!"

Then you've got murderdeathragekillcrushdestroy on the bottom.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeeey

That's because the dude on top is a T'Skrang from Earthdawn. They pretty much were exactly that, all the time.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

Its always FUN TIME


And the Viashino is like that because he comes from Jund, an overgrown, ash-choked volcanic death-plane where dragons rule the skies and eat the poo poo out of everything.

Or maybe he's pissed off because Wizards have re-used the same basic plot for magic for the past five years or so, basically "THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING TO MAKE EVERYBODY SAD".

But eh, less jabberin' more content. On the Magic theme:







"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad, the little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."

Bigass archive here

Angry Diplomat
Nov 6, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Murderion posted:


"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad, the little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."

Little me, what are you doing

Stop fondling my eyebrow

Jesus dude I am trying to sneeze here would you quit that for one loving second, gently caress

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

ASK ME ABOUT THE KEYS TO KICKSTARTER SUCCESS

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

BUY MORE CRABS


Lemon Curdistan posted:

I wasn't aware that comically overdone breast enhancement surgery was a technology in Faerun.

Ring of Wishes. I wish all women in Faerun have comically overdone natural breasts.

Who cares about wish two and three.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Murderion posted:


Fartwizard.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



LingcodKilla posted:

Ring of Wishes. I wish all women in Faerun have comically overdone natural breasts.

Who cares about wish two and three.

Wish two is obviously "I wish all women would have the back muscles to support those huge breasts."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Yawgmoth posted:

Wish two is obviously "I wish all women would have the back muscles to support those huge breasts."
ahahaha you think they'd care about women's comfort and health ahahahaha

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



Splicer posted:

ahahaha you think they'd care about women's comfort and health ahahahaha

I'd wish they would, but I don't think 9th level spells are that strong.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

AAAAAAAAAA


Yawgmoth posted:

Wish two is obviously "I wish all women would have the back muscles to support those huge breasts."

why wish for that ain't like they're gonna be doin' much standing up if you know what I mean

PeterWeller
Apr 20, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.


Splicer posted:

ahahaha you think they'd care about women's comfort and health ahahahaha

The men of Faerun are surprisingly progressive.

Dr Nick
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

Gau posted:



Quoting this because it's awesome.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

PeterWeller posted:

The men of Faerun are surprisingly progressive.
The men with access to Wish spells tend to be horrible, horrible people.

This is because the men with access to Wish spells tend to be PCs.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness


Murderion posted:

And the Viashino is like that because he comes from Jund, an overgrown, ash-choked volcanic death-plane where dragons rule the skies and eat the poo poo out of everything.

Or maybe he's pissed off because Wizards have re-used the same basic plot for magic for the past five years or so, basically "THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING TO MAKE EVERYBODY SAD".

But eh, less jabberin' more content. On the Magic theme:

"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad, the little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."

Bigass archive here

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007


Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?



Liberte! Fraterntie! Macabre!

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007


Yawgmoth posted:

I'd wish they would, but I don't think 9th level spells are that strong.

Nice one.

Make the 2nd wish for fat booties as counterbalance, then.

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...


Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?



Bonus Eruptus, a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body


Also here's a scifi strike-team complete with dropship in case your players ever make a large corporation angry:






source

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?

This is why you should not get bitten by a krenshar.

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


Jibo posted:



"And when they pulled her body out of the wreck, she looked like THIS!"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?


New revenent character portrait found.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?


He's so excited!

PeterWeller
Apr 20, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.


Splicer posted:

The men with access to Wish spells tend to be horrible, horrible people.

This is because the men with access to Wish spells tend to be PCs.

I dunno. From my extensive FR reading, it seems that Wish is most commonly used to change one's gender.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

No one is too ever too small to love the people like El Vago does.


Gau posted:

Pretty sure this belongs here:



Actually, that's a pretty useful chart; some of the transitions the rapier went through get confusing and this is handy. I'm a stage fight nerd, I can't help it.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

Its always FUN TIME


Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?



You're right, I suck. Let me apologise with this picture of a man showing his penis to a dragon.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

his penis made a dragon's eyes explode.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE!

boo_radley posted:

his penis made a dragon's eyes explode.

"You'll put your eye out with that thing!"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

boo_radley posted:

his penis made a dragon's eyes explode.
Is that not normal?

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001



Jibo posted:

How can you post this and not post Skeletal Grimace?



Check this poo poo out
http://magiccardswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

I WANT ONE


Edit:

I think this guy's a goon

Splicer fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2011 around 17:23

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



Strontosaurus posted:

Check this poo poo out
http://magiccardswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/
This is the greatest thing.

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003


Specifically, this is the greatest thing.

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009


Bistromatic posted:

Bonus Eruptus, a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body


Also here's a scifi strike-team complete with dropship in case your players ever make a large corporation angry:






source

Are these from a thing? Or a for a thing? or does this dude just like drawing awesome poo poo?



diabolic tutor is also one of my favorite arts.

also Tezzert has an arm like a fuckin' chicken wing

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



SpookyLizard posted:

Are these from a thing? Or a for a thing? or does this dude just like drawing awesome poo poo?

Part of it is just a dude drawing awesome stuff, but that guy actual does professional work: he did a comic called "Shrapnel" awhile back and part of his DA account is filled with stuff he did concept and design work for Nuclear Dawn.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Bistromatic posted:


Has a single movie miniature model had more effect on generations of SF dorks and art designers than the dropship from Aliens?

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



FMguru posted:

Has a single movie miniature model had more effect on generations of SF dorks and art designers than the dropship from Aliens?

The only other one I can think of is the Aerial Hunter-Killer from The Terminator. I think I'm more tired of that twin turbojet nacelle design than the flying VTOL/attack helicopter sled that is the Aliens dropship.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.


Also: the spaceship from Aliens, the gun from Aliens.

Syd Mead is a boss.

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009


Young Freud posted:

The only other one I can think of is the Aerial Hunter-Killer from The Terminator. I think I'm more tired of that twin turbojet nacelle design than the flying VTOL/attack helicopter sled that is the Aliens dropship.
I honestly cant think of what that thing look like right now.

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Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!


SpookyLizard posted:

I honestly cant think of what that thing look like right now.

Google Image Search does exist, you know.

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