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Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007


A teenage girl wearing short-shorts is trying to do some kind of split or some poo poo in the middle of Times Square in NY. There's a bunch of people watching and taking pictures. At about 2:50, the mom...oh, did I mention the girl's mom is there? The mom takes offense to one of the perverts at the scene. The pervert rebuffs the mom and asserts his right to video teen snatch as long as it's in public. Cue the "white knight" bike rider...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Es-6GEkBvM
Backup in case it gets pulled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hKs20OaZw

I recognized the guys voice as Joey Boots, a long-time caller on the Howard Stern show.



What's even stranger is that Joey came out of the closet three years ago.

EDIT: BONUS! Help I need a cop, I'm being filmed! The fun begins at about 1:20. "Goodbye crazy woman!"

Joey knows the law, goddamnit! "The law is the law ma'am!"

Sizzlechest fucked around with this message at Aug 28, 2010 around 04:41

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Athropos
May 4, 2004

Woofus T. Dog @UCBarkeley.edu


Goober!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


I haven't heard him do much on the show lately. Makes sense he'd do something else for attention whoring right as the show comes back from a vacation.

Tufty
May 21, 2006

The Traffic Safety Squirrel

What the gently caress is a goober? It's such a funny word and his voice is so weird it made me laugh a lot

Anthrovore
Oct 12, 2009

EAT ROTTEN FRUIT FROM A SHITTY TREE


Tufty posted:

What the gently caress is a goober? It's such a funny word and his voice is so weird it made me laugh a lot

I think its like a peanut or something? chocolate covered, maybe?

I too often post about my searches for teen porn on youtube.

Superchunk
Dec 27, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Everyone featured in that video is loving retarded. Ugh.

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

Superchunk posted:

Everyone featured in that video is loving retarded. Ugh.

I thought the same thing but Mr Tough Guy Bike Man got on my nerves the most.

MrMortimer
Jun 2, 2009

You, too... Immortal?
No. I just don't fear death.


What boggles the mind is how the perv threw the video online, probably thinking he's not creepy. Why shouldn't he be able to videotape some girls butt for an extended period of time, he's in PUBLIC, that makes everything fine.

Suntory BOSS
Apr 17, 2006



It's like a perfect storm of idiocy. Several different types of idiot came together for a complex interweaving display of stupidity.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004


MrMortimer posted:

What boggles the mind is how the perv threw the video online, probably thinking he's not creepy. Why shouldn't he be able to videotape some girls butt for an extended period of time, he's in PUBLIC, that makes everything fine.

There's a reason they call them Whack Packers.

Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music


Goober's got a WICKED soul patch.

melaTONE
Nov 4, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

In this day and age can anyone really be surprised if they end up on Youtube? Especially if they are doing it in such a heavily trafficked area as Times Square. Look how many other street performers are on Youtube.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuny...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4No-_RSj64
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RVp8LGVBE
I have no sympathy for this girl. If she wants to get into the Julliard for dance and not be filmed, have her perform there, not in a public forum such as the middle of a New York street.

melaTONE fucked around with this message at Aug 28, 2010 around 04:09

Warchicken
Jun 9, 2004


Nthman posted:

I thought the same thing but Mr Tough Guy Bike Man got on my nerves the most.

More than the guy trying to videotape a teenager doing a split, huh?

Zealous Abattoir
Nov 27, 2005


The girl is a ballerina, obviously they are doing some sort of artistic shot regarding that. The mom is protecting her kids, what's so wrong with that? One is probably for art, the other is sexualizing her.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


Zealous Abattoir posted:

The girl is a ballerina, obviously they are doing some sort of artistic shot regarding that. The mom is protecting her kids, what's so wrong with that? One is probably for art, the other is sexualizing her.

No, that mom is a goober.

doogle
May 24, 2003



Nthman posted:

I thought the same thing but Mr Tough Guy Bike Man got on my nerves the most.

The recorder's voice and vocabulary make him sound like a 43 year old 1st grader and is the most annoying thing I've seen in a while.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Quantum Killer

You can't see anything and the girl is kind of fat anyway.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007


Don't ever count out Touchdown Tom.


*Walks towards camera man and sticks face 1 inch away from camera*

"Get that out of my face"

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



hahaha the dude taking the video sounds loving retarded.

what the hell is that girl doing anyway? other than, y'know, exposing herself pretty much?

SPONTANEOUS BALLET MOVES!

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

Warchicken posted:

More than the guy trying to videotape a teenager doing a split, huh?

Hes a creepy gently caress, the other guys a douchebag. Im surprised if the girl was a teen no one called the cops on him for perving out like that.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SLASH MY WRISTS WITH OCCAM'S RAZOR


Nthman posted:

Hes a creepy gently caress, not a douchebag. Im surprised if the girl was a teen no one called the cops on him for perving out like that.

He did nothing illegal (to my knowledge) so I don't see why the cops would need to be involved.

Paint-Drinking Pete
Apr 9, 2009


Look at how she was dressed, she had it coming.

Lord Solitare
Feb 9, 2010

by Ozmaugh


Everyone in this video is in the wrong here. It's like a train wreck.

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.


MrMortimer posted:

What boggles the mind is how the perv threw the video online, probably thinking he's not creepy. Why shouldn't he be able to videotape some girls butt for an extended period of time, he's in PUBLIC, that makes everything fine.

Did you see all the comments on youtube? He's got a bunch of idiots backing him.

They should've been able to do their silly art thing without some jackass being a creep.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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CornHolio posted:

hahaha the dude taking the video sounds loving retarded.

what the hell is that girl doing anyway? other than, y'know, exposing herself pretty much?

SPONTANEOUS BALLET MOVES!
It was obviously an at least somewhat professional photo shoot using the background of a busy Times Square street with her doing graceful, peaceful, beautiful ballet poses in the middle of all this busy action. It's pretty easy to see what they were going for.

Tufty
May 21, 2006

The Traffic Safety Squirrel

This is a viral advert for the goober peanut company.

Superchunk
Dec 27, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post


CornHolio posted:

hahaha the dude taking the video sounds loving retarded.

what the hell is that girl doing anyway? other than, y'know, exposing herself pretty much?

SPONTANEOUS BALLET MOVES!

Did you completely miss the photographer and the person holding the light diffuser? It was a photoshoot. Not that complicated.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010


If you're gonna go with the whole "the girl deserved it for doing it in public," then you're kinda obliged to accept that Goober Man deserved to be hosed with for filming in public.

Also, goober peas are peanuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOxw6vbDyo

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



Tufty posted:

What the gently caress is a goober? It's such a funny word and his voice is so weird it made me laugh a lot

He's Gomer Pyle's cousin.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



Johnny Walker posted:

It was obviously an at least somewhat professional photo shoot using the background of a busy Times Square street with her doing graceful, peaceful, beautiful ballet poses in the middle of all this busy action. It's pretty easy to see what they were going for.

They're photographing her sweet dance moves. He's photographing her sweet dance moves*. Yeah he's being a creep but that's what happens when you do that in the middle of times square.

*and fat butt.

jerkstore77
Dec 26, 2003

Future of the franchise

Joey Boots was anally raped as a youth. He has an excuse for being a pervert.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007


Johnny Walker posted:

It was obviously an at least somewhat professional photo shoot using the background of a busy Times Square street with her doing graceful, peaceful, beautiful ballet poses in the middle of all this busy action. It's pretty easy to see what they were going for.

Why was the guy in the blue shirt taking an "upskirt" angled shot? What was he going for, exactly?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007


Don't ever count out Touchdown Tom.


This reminds of of a big to-do some years back about some guy(s) who went around to High School Football games to videotape all the cheerleaders. They put up a pay to view website with all the content. Did they end up in trouble?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by XyloJW


Sizzlechest posted:

Why was the guy in the blue shirt taking an "upskirt" angled shot? What was he going for, exactly?

Ya I thought he was the perv originally.

Lord Solitare
Feb 9, 2010

by Ozmaugh


Don't you normally need to be dressed for a loving photo shoot?

Though maybe the mom bought a session for her as a birthday gift or something.

xie
Jul 29, 2004

If you liked it,
then you should have put a ring on it.


I know this is a fringe case, but aren't all of the ones worth fighting? If you start banning what people can and cannot videotape in public I think that creates a chilling effect.

That girl has negative expectation of privacy in the middle of Times Square, arguably one of the busiest population centers in the hemisphere. Yes, it is gross, but 17 is the age of consent in NY, and she was fully clothed.

If you ban things like this because they could be obscene, how far is it to start banning filming at crime scenes or other things deemed arbitrarily inappropriate.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This reminds of of a big to-do some years back about some guy(s) who went around to High School Football games to videotape all the cheerleaders. They put up a pay to view website with all the content. Did they end up in trouble?

if that was realcheer.com, I remember that. Thought it was awesome when I was in highschool and hoped they'd do mine.

Ten years later it looks like it's still around. drat. Surprised they don't get in trouble for that.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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Sizzlechest posted:

Why was the guy in the blue shirt taking an "upskirt" angled shot? What was he going for, exactly?
Do you think photographers take one picture from one angle and say "Welp, that'll do I guess let's go home"?

Rubber Slug
Aug 7, 2010

THE BLUE DEMON RIDES AGAIN


Jesus. I feel sorry for the girl, she really doesn't look like she wants to be there at all. To be honest, it looks like her mom pressured her into it in the first place.

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003


Everyone in this is a loving idiot but the only one who did anything possibly actually illegal is the jackoff on the bike - if he really did run over the guy's foot, I'm shocked this guy doesn't have some seedy-rear end lawyers tripping over themselves to get him to press assault charges.

Is the guy a creep for filming this random chick? Sure. But if you're going to take offense to something like that, don't do a photoshoot like that in the middle of New York loving City.

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