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Leatherhead: Jul 3, 2006; For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

Vargo posted:

It's been done.

Also, what a lovely upload.

Sadly, G&J might have the most defensible instance of end-dancing of any of these films. Contemporary accounts suggest that almost all of Shakespeare's plays concluded with a dance by the characters, to represent the return to concord and harmony.

That doesn't stop it from looking drat stupid when Shakespeare companies do it today.

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Leatherhead: Jul 3, 2006; For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

Gyges posted:

I'd say that Conan was more of a what would happen if a Syfy movie got an actual budget type of thing. It's a lot like the occasional miniseries they make that has a couple actual actors and tries to be competent.

Conan almost went out of it's way to say it was doing it different from the Arnold version.

As a big D&D nerd I enjoyed Conan, but as someone with decent taste in movies I felt extremely self-conscious the whole time for enjoying it. All-in-all I should have just waited to red box it and watched it guilt-free.

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