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You dicks. I can't beleive you mentioned Brass Eye too me, now I am legally obligated to watch it again. I was meant to be doing something tonight for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 18:58 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:39 |
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"People say alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink."
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 19:06 |
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You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 19:40 |
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What other satirist taped phonebooks to his chest in case he got stabbed?
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 20:08 |
Mr. Squishy posted:What other satirist taped phonebooks to his chest in case he got stabbed? What's a quack handle? To this day, we will never really know.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 20:18 |
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer. One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him brain dead and quadro-spazzed on a life-glug.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 21:28 |
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer. Crazy world of Arthur brown would make a good band name.
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 21:45 |
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edit: nvm
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# ? Jun 8, 2016 21:47 |
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Lemon posted:As long as Andi Peters, Neil Buchanan and Terry Nutkins avoid clink I'm happy. I still believe in the 80s!!! I once caught Nutkins staring at a woman's arse in Sainsburys. He was pretending to be looking at an orange in his hand. The woman appeared to be in her 30s, so fret not. e: Just remembered my sister accidentally barged Andi Peters and winded him. As he sucked wind on the NEC floor, he did not have the air or eyes of a nonce. I've had no interaction with Neil Buchanan, although I did meet his BBC equivalent Mark Speight, who did me a little sketch. He was alright at the time.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 09:31 |
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Padje posted:I did meet his BBC equivalent Mark Speight, who did me a little sketch. He was alright Aw, we were talking about him the other day, there is a charity set up that helps children and art come together- http://www.speightoftheart.org.uk/index_foundation.php Really sad what happened to him I quite literally bumped into Chris Morris about 13 years ago at a performance of King Lear at the Old Vic in London. I was so stunned I didn't say a word to him despite being totally in awe of him. I don't even know what I could have said. Ah, missed opportunities.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 11:14 |
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Rondette posted:Aw, we were talking about him the other day, there is a charity set up that helps children and art come together- http://www.speightoftheart.org.uk/index_foundation.php Really sad what happened to him Thanks for that. I'm gonna send them some dosh.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 11:54 |
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I don't think there is anything one could say to Chris Morris that'd make him like you, or even not annoy him, so you did well.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:08 |
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Mr. Squishy posted:I don't think there is anything one could say to Chris Morris that'd make him like you, or even not annoy him, so you did well. Yeah, I think a stunned 2 second-long stare was probably the best result for everyone involved in that situation.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 10:35 |
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Padje posted:Just remembered my sister accidentally barged Andi Peters and winded him. As he sucked wind on the NEC floor, he did not have the air or eyes of a nonce. Friend of mine was once stood behind him in a queue at an airport coffee shop and halfway through a conversation my friend was having with his girlfriend that was totally unrelated to Andi Peters, Peters picked up his coffee turned round and said "Yes, it is me" and flounced off.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 12:33 |
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Not TV, but it looks like a bunch of the Just a Minute back catalog will disappear soon. Although a bunch of outlets are referring to Freud as definitely a paedophile, thought it was a bit soon for that?
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 11:34 |
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BizarroAzrael posted:Not TV, but it looks like a bunch of the Just a Minute back catalog will disappear soon. Although a bunch of outlets are referring to Freud as definitely a paedophile, thought it was a bit soon for that? I've had an incredibly disappointing fortnight - I've been binging through JaM having never listened to it before and have run the whole spectrum of "oh wow this guy is incredible, I should listen to more of his stuff" to "oh poo poo he's dead" on Monday to "oh poo poo he's a paedo" yesterday. At least Cliff Richard is acceptable again.
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 12:40 |
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Cliff Richard was never acceptable.
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 12:49 |
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Murder in Successville is back by the way. I'm loving it's ability to make me appreciate celebrities that I've never heard of or don't care about at all. Vicky Pattison is in the first new episode and she's so adorable in it.
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 13:57 |
Gorn Myson posted:Murder in Successville is back by the way. Oh hell yeah, I am all in on that right now!
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 14:55 |
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including the clips from the original series in Eurotrash was mean. the years have not been kind to Gaultier
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 21:04 |
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Rondette posted:Aw, we were talking about him the other day, there is a charity set up that helps children and art come together- http://www.speightoftheart.org.uk/index_foundation.php Really sad what happened to him Jealous. I would have tried to sell him some cake or clarky cats.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 22:46 |
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Not that I've listened to JaM in years, but Clement Freud was the next best thing about the show after Kenneth Williams. Those two together were unbelievable.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 04:43 |
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Best thing Clement Freud did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeGZkxp5yoM I can still laugh at that despite the news.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 10:58 |
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Mr. Squishy posted:Cliff Richard was never acceptable. The People's Poet might disagree with you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVPAP62TvRY
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 11:58 |
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Say whatever you like about Richard, but he's right in that the circumstances around this stuff was utter bullshit. Regardless of what happens now, he's going to get the whole 'No smoke without fire' treatment despite there not being a shred of evidence against him.
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# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:49 |
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Murder in Successville was great - Vicky Pattison got right into it, which just makes all the difference.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 15:50 |
Red Oktober posted:Murder in Successville was great - Vicky Pattison got right into it, which just makes all the difference. Has there been an episode where they didn't get into it? I can't remember....
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 18:21 |
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Didn't think mark wright really got into it.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 18:43 |
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Some of them seem a bit nervous or perhaps aren't that good at improv. She was neither.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 20:04 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:Has there been an episode where they didn't get into it? I can't remember.... Deborah Meaden deadpanning her way through the whole episode was incredible. She took it so wonderfully seriously!
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 10:00 |
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The new series of Taskmaster has started and the first episode had some stupidly funny challenges. Richard Osman and Joe Wilkinson are some of the contestants this season which have been really amazing so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNdFrdUBkJM
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 10:54 |
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Osman is going to ruin all the fun
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 11:31 |
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Big taskmaster fan here, really enjoyed the new one. Joe Wilkinson and the potato chucking task was amazing
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 21:51 |
I'm sorry to anyone in thread, but I really tried to get into Versailles (I really enjoyed over the top sexy Borgias alright? listen to that opening theme!) but gently caress me I just couldn't. I love historical dramas but this one really couldn't grip me. I cannot finish this 2nd episode. I've got no problem with sex now. It's just the slow pace and terrible terrible off putting writing. I cannot tell which is more jarring the fact the main plot is WE CANNOT HAVE THE KING BUILD VERSAILLES (we sort of already know how this ends up) or the hilariously shallow badly written fictional secret police enforcer who when told he didn't have to murder a baby sulked.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 15:07 |
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1000th Casualty tonight. SeanBeansShako -- I've had the same problem with Versailles. I've tried twice and just can't get into it. Aftet gamely sitting through episode one, and then doing a bit of reading that this is 10 episodes of just one year in Louis's reign... The guy ruled for like 375 years -- that's some forward planning on the part of the producers/writers. I was hoping for a sumptuous televisual feast like Wolf Hall. A time period I know enough about it enjoy the story, but not enough about to howl with rage over the historical inaccuracies. It's all good looking and all that...but yeah, after about the fourth or fifth time Louis was banging on about his vision to build a palace at Versaille, and people telling him, You can't build a place at Versailles! and him insisting it's his destiny to build a palace at Versailles*...yeah, I dove back into the stack of Doctor in the House dvds I've just got (pre-teen Ms Boods's crush Robin Nedwell ). *might be exaggerating here, but it sure felt like it...
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 19:34 |
It doesn't help that make up hair dressing was so drat lazy they couldn't do five minutes research and figuire out how to at least add things like ribbons/hats/different wigs and hair styles so we could tell half the male cast members apart. Also, the sex isn't the issue it is the pacing of it. Don't slam dunk a sex scene, nudity then a sex scene in a row in the first episode where we want background info/character establishing moments. Such a shame.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 19:42 |
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I have not watched it, but I didn't expect that much from a period piece written by two people best known for "gritty" cop and spy dramas.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 19:52 |
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Adele at Glastonbury was bloody amazing
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:22 |
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Did anyone watch Flowers? Wonderful show - probably the best thing C4's aired since Black Mirror.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:33 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:39 |
goatface posted:I have not watched it, but I didn't expect that much from a period piece written by two people best known for "gritty" cop and spy dramas. A shame really, just a minor bit of effort and it'd be a guilty pleasure rather than just a waste of money and a really lovely concept.
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