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big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Wanna pick up women in my linkshell

# ? Sep 20, 2010 06:43

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# ? May 23, 2013 15:15

Hog Butcher: Jan 21, 2005; NO, YOU CAN'T

I actually HAVE a gamefaqs.png.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 06:57

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.

big duck equals goose posted:

He's absolutely right though, there are dogs more likely to have sex with women than the average GameFAQs poster.

There's a reason I stopped posting there.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:13

Agnostic watermelon: Jul 1, 2009; I'm a lil' Brony!

If you want a great laugh at GF make a thread and casually mentioned you pirated the game.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:18

Souldark: Oct 14, 2003; The music of this handsome warrior once brought one hundred maidens to tears.

The classic.

Click here for the full 594x1175 image.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:25

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007; Wake up and
smell the murder.

Souldark posted:

The classic.

Click here for the full 594x1175 image.

Crosspost this on a

science/math site and post the hilarity.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:33

wretched_gavek: Jun 30, 2005

Souldark posted:

The classic.

Click here for the full 594x1175 image.

Haha, tell me that was a flashtub at some point.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:36

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

# ? Sep 20, 2010 13:37

BambooEarpick: Sep 3, 2008

Souldark posted:

Diamond beats brick!

Holy poo poo. These kids all have to be like 8 or something, right? I mean, god drat. I know GF isn't the brightest place on the internet, but really? A diamond car going 400MPH would go right through a brick building with no damage to the car?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:14

Von Linus: Apr 6, 2006; I complete me.

BambooEarpick posted:

Holy poo poo. These kids all have to be like 8 or something, right? I mean, god drat. I know GF isn't the brightest place on the internet, but really? A diamond car going 400MPH would go right through a brick building with no damage to the car?

Diamond is the strongest metal you jerk.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:16

VanityHero: Mar 9, 2009; by Ozmaugh

I know it seems silly, but cars have gone through brick walls at low speeds and gone straight through without much damage.

now imagine(no matter how ...implausible) A car was made of solid pure diamond. I don't think the brick wall would even phase the car.

yes i am a retarded 11 year old at heart, please can a physics geek come crush my dreams.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:22

Fisto!: Jan 20, 2010

Von Linus posted:

Diamond is the strongest metal you jerk.

Well, one of the strongest metals at least

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:23

kuddles: Jul 16, 2006; Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Von Linus posted:

Diamond is the strongest metal you jerk.

Uh, actually Adamantium is, you moron. Geez.

(I would be a great GameFAQs poster.)

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:29

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; Buyer's Remorse

kuddles posted:

Uh, actually Adamantium is, you moron. Geez.

(I would be a great GameFAQs poster.)

No you wouldn't, there's nowhere near enough illogical inane poo poo there.

This is more like it:

"ithink the matereal Volvorene is made outof is the biggest strogestest metalS.."

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:31

Thrill Cosby: Jun 4, 2005

Could Sephiroth cut a car made of diamonds in half?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:39

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007; Oh! I Feel It.
I Feel The Cosmos!

synthy posted:

Reminds me of when I posted on LUE ages back.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:41

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

VanityHero posted:

I know it seems silly, but cars have gone through brick walls at low speeds and gone straight through without much damage.

now imagine(no matter how ...implausible) A car was made of solid pure diamond. I don't think the brick wall would even phase the car.

yes i am a retarded 11 year old at heart, please can a physics geek come crush my dreams.

Hardness is not the same thing as tensile strength.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:46

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

I am dumb, it seems. Everything I've seen/been taught is that diamond of almost any quality is the hardest material known-Any other material cannot damage it appreciably, though acids can work.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:47

Stanos: Sep 22, 2009; The best 57 in hockey.

But what if they were blood diamonds or really really sharp?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:48

Observe Me: Jan 21, 2006; I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!

Goku could crush a diamond, so the hardest metal is goku's fist.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:48

TheOriginalEd: Oct 29, 2007; Caffeine Transcendent

Sephiroths sword. Made out of diamonds?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:50

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007; Wake up and
smell the murder.

Bloodly posted:

I am dumb, it seems. Everything I've seen/been taught is that diamond of almost any quality is the hardest material known-Any other material cannot damage it appreciably, though acids can work.

Diamonds are very hard. They also shatter easily.
Hardness doesn't mean what you think it means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardness

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:51

Thievery: Jul 15, 2008; What happens in 3rd Street stays in 3rd Street.

TheOriginalEd posted:

Sephiroths sword. Made out of diamonds?

What if Aeris was made out of diamonds and Spereihots sword was made out of MITHRIL

# ? Sep 20, 2010 14:55

Minorkos: Feb 20, 2010; "Why would I bother wasting the time it takes to shower just to meet some arbitrary standard imposed on me against my will by society?"

Could God drive himself to a wall so fast that he himself would shatter?

Edit: I am awful at this

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:02

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; Buyer's Remorse

thats no good Colud has the Mihril swrod but its reely bad

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:02

Saint Freak: Apr 15, 2007; Let me tell you about the time I was canonized...

Observe Me posted:

Goku could crush a diamond, so the hardest metal is goku's fist.

My grandmother has broken a diamond before. Is my grandmother Goku?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:11

kiph: Apr 28, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

GameFAQs has got nothing we haven't already seen in YCS.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:12

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009; Can't post for 45 hours!

Saint Freak posted:

My grandmother has broken a diamond before. Is my grandmother Goku?

Man when he learns about anime he'll flip his poo poo.

And yeah your mom's Goku.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:13

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

if you had a coal car you coudl drive it a brick wall at 400mph and itd turn into a dimend car

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:14

swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; 9500 YEARS CALL FOR DESTRUCTION

Bloodly posted:

I am dumb, it seems. Everything I've seen/been taught is that diamond of almost any quality is the hardest material known-Any other material cannot damage it appreciably, though acids can work.

lol yes that's how reality works. Diamond has the most hit points but its weak to acid. thats why soldiers dont have diamond body armor, Al Qaeda would just throw acid on them.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:16

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009; Can't post for 45 hours!

swamp waste posted:

lol yes that's how reality works. Diamond has the most hit points but its weak to acid. thats why soldiers dont have diamond body armor, Al Qaeda would just throw acid on them.

Terrorists get a +2 bonus acid damage.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:19

Eggn0g: Jun 27, 2008

Saint Freak posted:

That guy has to be a troll. I mean look at this:

Xenogears: Mankinds greatest creative work

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:20

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009; Can't post for 45 hours!

What classics did he read? The little engine that could?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:22

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Do not engage or respond to me, as I am an insufferable prick. I love posting about posting or posters, rather than actual content. But it's cool because I'm smarter than you and have the correct opinion on every matter.

Endorph posted:

Man when he learns about anime he'll flip his poo poo.

And yeah your mom's Goku.

How fast could Goku knit a sweater? Could he do it faster than Superman?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:24

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009; Can't post for 45 hours!

RagnarokAngel posted:

How fast could Goku knit a sweater? Could he do it faster than Superman?

Only if Goku went Super Saiyan 3.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:25

Thrill Cosby: Jun 4, 2005

Questions to post to Game Faqs experts:
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Could Goku crush Wolverine into a little ball with his bare hands. If so, at which power level?
�
Can Dante beat Soap MacTavish �an honorable, one-on-one guns only fight,? What if the Soap uses clones of Dante�s guns?
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Why is he called Master Chef if he never cooks anything?
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How can I make my female Sheppard with purple eyes and white hair have sex with the MAKO?
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What would happen if Cloud fused with Vegeta? Could they stop the halo Warthog at top speed (approx Mach 2) if it were made of diamonds?

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:26

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Do not engage or respond to me, as I am an insufferable prick. I love posting about posting or posters, rather than actual content. But it's cool because I'm smarter than you and have the correct opinion on every matter.

The answer to all those is if Batman had enough time to plan.

# ? Sep 20, 2010 15:27