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abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

corn in the bible posted:

or just skip both of the mediocre games and play lightning returns

i just started lightning returns a few days ago. i hate 13 with a passion, it actually made me sad playing because i thought ff was dead. i quit after maybe 10-15 hours.

lightning returns is a good game, with a cool if a little confusing battle system (its tough sometimes to tell the difference between not fighting the monster correctly or if im just not a high enough level) and really cool time/sidequest mechanics, but holy poo poo everything else is a loving trainwreck. the plot is idiotic, the setting is idiotic, the dialog is idiotic, the characters are idiotic, everything is idiotic.

im still probably going to ng+ it once just because it pretty dang good outside that though.

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

the plot + characters owns actually, and lol @ "drat, i don't like this game... this franchise is dead because i no longer like it"

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Endorph posted:

the plot + characters owns actually, and lol @ "drat, i don't like this game... this franchise is dead because i no longer like it"

i thought it was going to be a turning point for the franchise, and it actually was since the next two freaking final fantasy games were the same drat environment. so ff as a story franchise has basically been "dead" for three straight games, for me.

ffxiv fixed all that though, thankfully.

(not that ffxiv is shakespeare, but at least it is light and entertaining)

abagofcheetos fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jul 5, 2015

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

abagofcheetos posted:

i thought it was going to be a turning point for the franchise, and it actually was since the next two freaking final fantasy games were the same drat environment. so ff as a story franchise has basically been "dead" for three straight games, for me.

ffxiv fixed all that though, thankfully.

(not that ffxiv is shakespeare, but at least it is light and entertaining)

I wouldn't really call it a turning point since the other two FF13 games only exist as a result of FF13's development being such a mess that they wanted to make up for all the money they spent making assets. The next non-MMO entry is in a different world (though there might still have hints of a shared mythology because of that old FNC initiative), is developed by a largely different team, and has much different gameplay from the last numbered entry just like usual.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
If FF15 doesn't sell well, it will probably actually be the end of the franchise sans 14 and remakes/rereleases. They just spend too much damned money on the games to make it back.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I doubt it would be the end of the franchise but it probably would be the end of it as a console RPG.

What I'm saying is that I hope you like Final Fantasy Mobile: No Plot, Just IAP.

Nakar
Sep 2, 2002

Ultima Ratio Regum
I can't even criticize LR's plot because it's the funniest game I've played in ages and I'm like 80% sure it's retarded on purpose given how Lightning reacts to absolutely everything that happens.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Lightning's not exactly high on the list, considering she's supposed to be a Cop and still handed Hope a goddamn knife while he was openly rambling about how he was going to murder someone. That is not how you de-escalate a situation.
The guy who happened to be marrying her sister, and he hates the guy and doesn't approve and also blames him for her "death." The knife thing is totally in character for Lightning, because you may have noticed Lightning is a huge rear end in a top hat.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

bloodychill posted:

If FF15 doesn't sell well, it will probably actually be the end of the franchise sans 14 and remakes/rereleases. They just spend too much damned money on the games to make it back.

It'll undoubtedly sell well, but I think SE's real target is helping to rejuvenate console sales in Japan; they've outright said that was one of the reasons why the announced titles like the FF7 remake now. If console sales are still lagging over there once they've released all the games they've announced, they may very well decide that making high-budget console games are no longer a good investment for their Japanese development teams as opposed to working on mobile.

Nakar
Sep 2, 2002

Ultima Ratio Regum
They could also try spending less money!

:haw::laffo::laffo::laffo::haw:

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Japan will be better off when it finally accepts the glorious true dominance of the Personal Computer for playing role playing video games on.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Vermain posted:

Japan will be better off when it finally accepts the glorious true dominance of the Personal Computer for playing role playing video games on.

I think you're mistaken, it's actually the Age of the Cellular Phone.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Vermain posted:

Japan will be better off when it finally accepts the glorious true dominance of the Personal Computer for playing role playing video games on.

Isn't it actually pretty rare for people in japan to have a desktop as opposed to a laptop or a mobile device? Even moreso than in the US, I mean, where desktops are already becoming uncommon outside of enthusiasts and work/school environments. And that's on top of PC gaming dying off over there decades ago and currently being considered mainly a platform for porn games.

Thankfully many Japanese devs are starting to pick up PC anyway as a means of tapping into more western sales, with both Square and Namco publishing and porting more and more of their games on Steam.

Motto fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 5, 2015

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Motto posted:

And that's on top of PC gaming dying off over there decades ago and currently being considered mainly a platform for porn games.

Fun fact: I just saw this interesting piece on that the other night.

tl,dr: "This is probably an outdated myth given the rise of digital distribution and what numbers we can eke out of Steam's black box nature"

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I like how people proclaim that they don't have a use for a desktop PC anymore and then take their laptop and plug it into a Desk Screen port

You made your laptop a desktop PC.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Funny thing is their example is actually blocked in Japan.
Didn't stop fans from modding in Japanese language support themselves though.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:

Fun fact: I just saw this interesting piece on that the other night.

tl,dr: "This is probably an outdated myth given the rise of digital distribution and what numbers we can eke out of Steam's black box nature"

I knew Japan's PC audience was larger than expected, especially given the popularity of Project EGG, but I'm more shocked by Steam's 125 million "active" users being defined as someone who purchased at least 1 game. Even if that period of time is 5 years or so,

Steam is technically the biggest video game platform on the market and it's still being treated as an afterthought by a lot of companies. Like how the hell isn't WB being dragged through the dirt on every media outlet for their treatment of Arkham Knight?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

al-azad posted:

Steam is technically the biggest video game platform on the market and it's still being treated as an afterthought by a lot of companies. Like how the hell isn't WB being dragged through the dirt on every media outlet for their treatment of Arkham Knight?

Uh, what media outlet are you implying? NBC? Because most gaming sites have called them out on the lovely pc release.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

al-azad posted:

I knew Japan's PC audience was larger than expected, especially given the popularity of Project EGG, but I'm more shocked by Steam's 125 million "active" users being defined as someone who purchased at least 1 game. Even if that period of time is 5 years or so,

Steam is technically the biggest video game platform on the market and it's still being treated as an afterthought by a lot of companies. Like how the hell isn't WB being dragged through the dirt on every media outlet for their treatment of Arkham Knight?

people got so mad that they stopped selling it

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Tae posted:

Uh, what media outlet are you implying? NBC? Because most gaming sites have called them out on the lovely pc release.

If by "calling it out" you mean writing a paragraph or two about Steam taking it down then sure.

But all the negative press doesn't matter one lick when you speak of the console version in glowing terms. According to Metacritic, a whole 7 publications reviewed the PC version and maybe one of those is what I'd call a mainstream name. WB gets some negative press which is immediately overshadowed by press releases telling you to pre-order their 30 minute story DLC. Steam continues to let games on their platform with zero testing, customers continue to get shafted, gaming media continues to hype up the latest releases while whispering how lovely they think they arWB ANNOUNCES ARKHAM REJECTS DLC PLAY AS CONDIMENT KING AND BABY DOLL BUY IT NOW

corn in the bible posted:

people got so mad that they stopped selling it

While we're working on Arkham Knight 2.0 just for PC gamers don't forget to purchase the season pass for $40.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Batman is my favorite RPG.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



I'd take a Batman RPG any day of the week over the loving miserable Space Marine Batman games that someone keeps pouring out of a tube for us.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I didnt buy it because im not a retarded comics-loving manchild

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Vermain posted:

I'd take a Batman RPG any day of the week over the loving miserable Space Marine Batman games that someone keeps pouring out of a tube for us.

"Who the hell are you?"

-- "I'm Batman."
-- "I am the night."
-- *Punch crook in face*

Levantine
Feb 14, 2005

GUNDAM!!!

corn in the bible posted:

im a retarded manchild

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:

Fun fact: I just saw this interesting piece on that the other night.

tl,dr: "This is probably an outdated myth given the rise of digital distribution and what numbers we can eke out of Steam's black box nature"

That's interesting to know, thanks. Though it's kind of strange that japanese Falcom fans have to beg them to return to doing PC releases after PC rejuvenated Falcom in the west.

Motto fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 6, 2015

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It was also their first actual effort at voice acting wasn't it?

Nah, they'd done Musashi a few years earlier. It was hammy, but really pretty good. The lip sync hosed with them in 10 though.

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy

al-azad posted:

If by "calling it out" you mean writing a paragraph or two about Steam taking it down then sure.

But all the negative press doesn't matter one lick when you speak of the console version in glowing terms. According to Metacritic, a whole 7 publications reviewed the PC version and maybe one of those is what I'd call a mainstream name. WB gets some negative press which is immediately overshadowed by press releases telling you to pre-order their 30 minute story DLC. Steam continues to let games on their platform with zero testing, customers continue to get shafted, gaming media continues to hype up the latest releases while whispering how lovely they think they arWB ANNOUNCES ARKHAM REJECTS DLC PLAY AS CONDIMENT KING AND BABY DOLL BUY IT NOW


While we're working on Arkham Knight 2.0 just for PC gamers don't forget to purchase the season pass for $40.
People got their refunds. It's a better place than we were a year ago.

Anyway it's not like this is limited to the PC. Bamco released SAO on the Vita after all. And now they're fixing the script/subs apparently, but only on the PS4 remake. People in this camp have no resource other than not buying a future product but this demographic is pretty easily exploitable.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:

Fun fact: I just saw this interesting piece on that the other night.

tl,dr: "This is probably an outdated myth given the rise of digital distribution and what numbers we can eke out of Steam's black box nature"

The "PC is only a porn machine in Japan" stuff might be a myth, but that article doesn't do anything to refute the idea that the Japanese PC market is kinda hosed. They repeatedly point out that Japanese companies don't support their own local PC market, for whatever reason.

What Japanese support there is gradually growing on Steam seems pretty focused on taking advantage of interest in Japanese games in the west. After all, "Nowadays, the demand for moé is quite high overseas".

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




al-azad posted:

"Who the hell are you?"

-- "I'm Batman."
-- "I am the night."
-- *Punch crook in face*

a total conversion mod of LA Noire with batman would be amazing.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Rascyc posted:

People got their refunds. It's a better place than we were a year ago.

Anyway it's not like this is limited to the PC. Bamco released SAO on the Vita after all. And now they're fixing the script/subs apparently, but only on the PS4 remake. People in this camp have no resource other than not buying a future product but this demographic is pretty easily exploitable.

I almost forgot about Atelier Shallie and The Witcher 3 which launched with unavoidable game freezing bugs and Ether One, a PS+ debut, basically had a 99% chance it couldn't be finished for a week after launch so so much for quality assurance on consoles as well. You'd think a closed platform would make bug tests easier. I don't know anything about the process of game design but this has to be an issue of "Let's rush it to the shelves and fix it later."

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
You basically only get to side step hardware testing when it comes to a closed platform, which is pretty advantageous but it doesn't mean your console game is going to be any less bug free than a PC game. You also get a decent amount of help from the vendors when you do hardware testing and there are entire businesses you can contract to for help on that front, if you have the dollars anyway.

The reality is that for most games you just don't have the man power to address the sheer amounts of bugs that get reported by QA, especially before the company (or team or division) will potentially go under.

Games like the PC Port of Arkham or the Vita-SAO are special mentions of the "gently caress You" award though because someone definitely made a decision to just go ahead with their strategy of subpar delivery right from the start. There was barely a token gesture to get those games working.

Rascyc fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 6, 2015

Drunk in Space
Dec 1, 2009

Erebus posted:

The "PC is only a porn machine in Japan" stuff might be a myth, but that article doesn't do anything to refute the idea that the Japanese PC market is kinda hosed. They repeatedly point out that Japanese companies don't support their own local PC market, for whatever reason.

Back when I used to teach in Japan, I met exactly one person who played PC games, and it turned out he was a WOW player. I remember he asked me to explain the difference between ore veins and deposits (I guess they're separate in the game? I've never played it), but I honestly wasn't completely sure, so I just bullshitted and said a vein was a kind of deposit, I guess . . . :eng99:

Another time I was with several students and had 'impressed' them with my knowledge of some Japanese history (it actually wasn't that impressive, but virtually every Japanese person I met seemed amazed that a foreigner would know anything at all about their history, possibly because many Japanese themselves don't know that much about it). So they asked me how I knew this stuff and I told them that there had been this PC game I'd played several years earlier called Shogun Total War set during Sengoku Jidai where you controlled a Daimyo and his armies of samurai, and that I'd learned a bunch of historical stuff from it as well as a general understanding of Japanese geography. They were amazed that such a game existed and that they'd never heard of it. Hell, I was amazed they'd never heard of it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
The porn machine thing is half of it, the other is that a desktop tower, keyboard and monitor (especially a CRT monitor) eat a lot of floorspace in a tiny Japanese apartment. The PC market's probably only starting to rise now due to slim laptops.

Yakiniku Teishoku
Mar 16, 2011

Peace On Egg
Yeah, if anything there are probably more people with a PC (laptop) in the past 3-4 years than ever in Japan. (Also a high number of mac users now due to iOS domination.) I'd guess the issue is more demographics - majority of players are under 18 and less likely to have their own PC they can use for gaming in the first place, since the majority of schools don't use them for schoolwork. And once they start working they need every scrap of free time to sleep or cry into their beer about their lovely jobs.

Yakiniku Teishoku fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 6, 2015

Mr. Sunabouzu
Nov 13, 2009

The face of true terror.
If you absolutely must play Final Fantasy 13 for the plot or something I highly recommend getting the pc version, getting cheat engine, and just make it so your first hit in combat wins the fight. I did it and it basically turned into a 14 hour movie. If you want to play Final Fantasy 13 for the battle sytem then just buy 13-2 because as nonsensical as it is it doesn't spend far too long introducing a combat system that isn't hard to grasp. If you want to have fun buy Lightning Returns.

You cannot have all 3 of these things at once, I'm sorry.

Mr. Sunabouzu fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jul 6, 2015

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Unfortunately the combat in 13-2 isn't really the same as 13 because they added the monster pet stuff. The combat in 13 was fun because you had lots of ways to balance all the roles between your party members. In 13-2 there's a lot that only certain monsters can do (I don't think Noel or Serah ever even learn Haste), so a lot of the combat just comes down to whether you found the right pokemon.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

Mr. Sunabouzu posted:

If you absolutely must play Final Fantasy 13 for the plot or something I highly recommend getting the pc version, getting cheat engine, and just make it so your first hit in combat wins the fight. I did it and it basically turned into a 14 hour movie. If you want to play Final Fantasy 13 for the battle sytem then just buy 13-2 because as nonsensical as it is it doesn't spend far too long introducing a combat system that isn't hard to grasp. If you want to have fun buy Lightning Returns.

You cannot have all 3 of these things at once, I'm sorry.

I actually liked FFXIII alright, I would recommend trying it if its cheap. Its an incredibly flawed game, but I had my bit of fun with it. It can get monotonous; I hate Hope, Snow and usually lightning; the plot is pretty standard JRPG. At the same time the combat system is good once you can design/shift paradigms (if they had left it open from the start the game would be so much better), the game is very pretty with creative locations (that you walk on a narrow path past) and the soundtrack is good. Those three things kept me entertained alright through the ride, though I never bothered with any side content.

FFXIII-2 killed me, the new characters are insufferable, the plot actually makes no sense whatsoever (and retcons FFXIII's plot in such a way as to invalidate the whole cast's actions completely), the soundtrack is a step backwards (You think you can ride this chocobo?) and it replaced straight lines with backtracking. The improved combat, character leveling and the pokemon aspect were not enough to keep me going through the whole thing.

I will probably play LR when it comes to PC because people tell me it is actually fun and some degree of effort went into it. Also I am a sucker.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

MrAptronym posted:

the plot is pretty standard JRPG.
I liked the part when they rebelled against a boss that ordered them to kill it. By killing it. After that I was ready for whatever stupid 13-2 could throw my way.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

The DQ7 remake would actually be a pretty big surprise.
Now they just have to get on the new DQ Monsters games.

Pages back but catching up I got excited at the mere mention of the DQ remakes. I really, really hope they get brought over and that they bring the DQM remakes over too.


Erebus posted:

Unfortunately the combat in 13-2 isn't really the same as 13 because they added the monster pet stuff. The combat in 13 was fun because you had lots of ways to balance all the roles between your party members. In 13-2 there's a lot that only certain monsters can do (I don't think Noel or Serah ever even learn Haste), so a lot of the combat just comes down to whether you found the right pokemon.

I actually had a bunch of fun with 13-2's combat. Haste doesn't really matter unless you really, really want to min-max. Even if you're trying to beat the optional bosses, I took a good chunk of them out without even using the fusion trait passing poo poo. Until you take on the absolute hardest stuff in the game, it doesn't really matter what your setup is to any major degree.

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

MrAptronym posted:

I actually liked FFXIII alright, I would recommend trying it if its cheap. Its an incredibly flawed game, but I had my bit of fun with it. It can get monotonous; I hate Hope, Snow and usually lightning; the plot is pretty standard JRPG. At the same time the combat system is good once you can design/shift paradigms (if they had left it open from the start the game would be so much better), the game is very pretty with creative locations (that you walk on a narrow path past) and the soundtrack is good. Those three things kept me entertained alright through the ride, though I never bothered with any side content.

FFXIII-2 killed me, the new characters are insufferable, the plot actually makes no sense whatsoever (and retcons FFXIII's plot in such a way as to invalidate the whole cast's actions completely), the soundtrack is a step backwards (You think you can ride this chocobo?) and it replaced straight lines with backtracking. The improved combat, character leveling and the pokemon aspect were not enough to keep me going through the whole thing.

I will probably play LR when it comes to PC because people tell me it is actually fun and some degree of effort went into it. Also I am a sucker.


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