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Viconia: Jul 11, 2005; Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD

ONLY 5 MORE CHAPTERS

http://io9.com/5660273/george-rr-ma...lly-almost-done

quote:

^{^{George R.R. Martin is just 5 chapters away from the end of A Dance with Dragons!}}

As the other thread got up to 20,000 posts, we need a new thread. I'll update this OP with content soon.

This OP will change randomly (along with the title) - And here's a picture of GRRM trying to get some!

ps. love you guys forever!

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:11

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:23

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; I'd like to be...under the sea...

lies all lies

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:12

Cervixalot: Jul 1, 2008; Sheeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
partner, you should be paying me a fee.

I saw the old thread closed, and thought that a chapter of hate in our lives had ended.

But then I saw this, and I realized that every ending is a new beginning. Thanks, Viconia!

5 more chapters, announcement by January? This can't be real.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:14

Megera: Sep 9, 2008

5 chapters left? But I can't wait for the new WILD CARDS!

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:20

bengraven: Sep 17, 2009; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Every day I log into Something Awful and I click on the GRRM poo poo thread. And we go all out. We have a few Photoshops, and a few "surprise sex lemoncakes absolut fucker", and it's great.

But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I click on my bookmark and when I get to the book barn, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll click on the thread and it won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. It's just done. I don't know much, but I know that.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:23

LastAshenHero: Apr 27, 2006; My Badge of Honour...

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

I saw it greyed out in my bookmarks.

I was so scared. So scared.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:26

Rhgr: Sep 10, 2008; Ever present.

Oh thank gently caress, I thought I wouldn't have my GRRM support group anymore.

Absolute fucker, surprise sex, lemony lemoncakes etc etc.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:33

AllTerrineVehicle: Jan 8, 2010

I saw it grayed out and was so lost as i absently scrolled around TBB, until I refreshed and saw our new home.

This thread is like an un-raped lemoncake, bursting with youth and innocence.

Time to put some shitstains on the walls.

NED DIES
ARYA GOES BLIND
CATELYN IS A ZOMBIE
LITTLEFINGER RAPES SANSA

absolute fucker

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:35

Colonel Pancreas: Jun 17, 2004

You can tie a Meereenese knot with two chapters, let alone five...

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:40

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; Man you spin around on the roof of a building couple of times and people going to think that some other news company is trying to ape Daily Planet

IT IS UNENDING

(and I know it is because these threads will last until the book comes out and the book will never come out)

oh yeah, was the latest update on the progress of the book posted?

http://grrm.livejournal.com/180198.html

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:40

Colonel Pancreas: Jun 17, 2004

As a former Packers fan I despise Favre but why the gently caress did he have to throw that interception last night loving JETS

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:42

Megera: Sep 9, 2008

DarkCrawler posted:

http://grrm.livejournal.com/180198.html

No time to mourn his publisher! Not when it's football season!

He will just have to mourn between seasons.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:50

bengraven: Sep 17, 2009; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Maybe while he's on set he'll be inspired to write more...?

# ? Oct 12, 2010 16:58

dyehead: Nov 28, 2008

Ah thank god, I was afraid I'd have to be productive today.. but here we are again.. home sweet home.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:01

gowb: Apr 14, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

hey can we talk about the books in here

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:03

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Just wanna be able to say i posted on page 1 of the new grrm thread. absolemon fuckrape.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:04

bengraven: Sep 17, 2009; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

gowb posted:

hey can we talk about the books in here

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:06

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001

CaptainJuan posted:

Just wanna be able to say i posted on page 1 of the new grrm thread. absolemon fuckrape.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:08

gowb: Apr 14, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

bengraven posted:

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

yeah i finished them

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:08

gowb: Apr 14, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:09

Megera: Sep 9, 2008

gowb posted:

why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

There had to be a spoiler for AFFC, but there is literally nothing else to spoil except Brienne MAYBE dies. But nobody cares about her anyway.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:10

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001

gowb posted:

why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

Because loving nothing else happens in AFFC to spoil.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:10

Colonel Pancreas: Jun 17, 2004

Takin 'way a first page post that could have gone to someone else.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:11

gowb: Apr 14, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

brienne getting hanged is a better spoiler imo

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:16

Mogadishu: Apr 30, 2009

Now we wait for the announcement that he's going to split these five chapters into ten and spend another thirty four years struggling to write the latter five.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:17

SammyWhereAreYou: Mar 10, 2005

gowb posted:

brienne getting hanged is a better spoiler imo

But nobody gives a poo poo about Brienne, so "Arya goes blind" wins.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:21

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

gently caress YEAH!! A NEW GRRM THREAD!! WOOT!!

Absolute fucker.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:38

Eh! Frank: Mar 28, 2006

The cycle begins again!

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:39

thornghost: Oct 11, 2010; I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

I joined the forums just so I could post in the GRRM thread. I haven't even got my Wildcards tag yet and there's a new thread.

THIS IS MADNESS

LEMONY MADNESS I SAY

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:41

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

bengraven posted:

Maybe while he's on set he'll be inspired to write more...?

AHAHHAHAHahahaahhaAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahhahaa.......

All he is going to do is try to pay the porno chick to star in a reenactment of him as the horse guy. Only she wont be able to ride the folds of his quivering flesh.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:41

Fly Molo: May 7, 2007; You guys are so cute, I could just maul you to death.

Absolute surprise sex.

Viconia, why'd you close down our old hangout? You know this is just another fake announcement, and we were supposed to get another 5,000 posts of lemony, lemony surprise sex goodness before the feds came.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:42

Iggles: Nov 24, 2004; By Jove! Commoners!

5 more chapters until the next 5 more

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:44

Blacktoll: Oct 30, 2005

bengraven posted:

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

Tywin gets shot in the groin.

EDIT: I think that alone deserves some fanfac and a picture.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:53

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

The Wheel of Time keeps on turning....

wait, wrong thread, the Wheel of Time will actually be finished

# ? Oct 12, 2010 17:59

Destro: Dec 29, 2003; time to wake up

IRQ posted:

Because loving nothing else happens in AFFC to spoil.

Cersei gets thrown in jail.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:05

Viconia: Jul 11, 2005; Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

Fly Molo posted:

Absolute surprise sex.

Viconia, why'd you close down our old hangout? You know this is just another fake announcement, and we were supposed to get another 5,000 posts of lemony, lemony surprise sex goodness before the feds came.

You're like someone who is handed a gift and throws it back in someones face.

Seriously like.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:08

gowb: Apr 14, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

SammyWhereAreYou posted:

But nobody gives a poo poo about Brienne, so "Arya goes blind" wins.

brienne is kewl

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:13

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Is he dead yet?

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:18

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; I'd like to be...under the sea...

GRRM News 4 weeks from now: "I moved 5 chapters to Winds of Winter. ADWD is done!"

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:21

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:23

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

Viconia posted:

You're like someone who is handed a gift and throws it back in someones face.

Seriously like.

Hit him with a crappy avatar about whining and poo poo.

# ? Oct 12, 2010 18:23

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