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Viconia
Jul 11, 2005

Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD



ONLY 5 MORE CHAPTERS


http://io9.com/5660273/george-rr-ma...lly-almost-done

quote:

George R.R. Martin is just 5 chapters away from the end of A Dance with Dragons!



As the other thread got up to 20,000 posts, we need a new thread. I'll update this OP with content soon.

This OP will change randomly (along with the title) - And here's a picture of GRRM trying to get some!



ps. love you guys forever!

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

I'd like to be...under the sea...


lies all lies

Cervixalot
Jul 1, 2008

Sheeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
partner, you should be paying me a fee.

I saw the old thread closed, and thought that a chapter of hate in our lives had ended.

But then I saw this, and I realized that every ending is a new beginning. Thanks, Viconia!

5 more chapters, announcement by January? This can't be real.

Megera
Sep 9, 2008


5 chapters left? But I can't wait for the new WILD CARDS!

bengraven
Sep 17, 2009

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity


Every day I log into Something Awful and I click on the GRRM poo poo thread. And we go all out. We have a few Photoshops, and a few "surprise sex lemoncakes absolut fucker", and it's great.

But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I click on my bookmark and when I get to the book barn, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll click on the thread and it won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. It's just done. I don't know much, but I know that.

LastAshenHero
Apr 27, 2006
My Badge of Honour...



OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

I saw it greyed out in my bookmarks. I was so scared. So scared.

Rhgr
Sep 10, 2008

Ever present.


Oh thank gently caress, I thought I wouldn't have my GRRM support group anymore.

Absolute fucker, surprise sex, lemony lemoncakes etc etc.

AllTerrineVehicle
Jan 8, 2010

I'm great at boats!


I saw it grayed out and was so lost as i absently scrolled around TBB, until I refreshed and saw our new home.

This thread is like an un-raped lemoncake, bursting with youth and innocence.

Time to put some shitstains on the walls.

NED DIES
ARYA GOES BLIND
CATELYN IS A ZOMBIE
LITTLEFINGER RAPES SANSA

absolute fucker

Colonel Pancreas
Jun 17, 2004




You can tie a Meereenese knot with two chapters, let alone five...

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009


IT IS UNENDING

(and I know it is because these threads will last until the book comes out and the book will never come out)

oh yeah, was the latest update on the progress of the book posted?

http://grrm.livejournal.com/180198.html

Colonel Pancreas
Jun 17, 2004




As a former Packers fan I despise Favre but why the gently caress did he have to throw that interception last night loving JETS

Megera
Sep 9, 2008



No time to mourn his publisher! Not when it's football season!

He will just have to mourn between seasons.

bengraven
Sep 17, 2009

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity


Maybe while he's on set he'll be inspired to write more...?

dyehead
Nov 28, 2008


Ah thank god, I was afraid I'd have to be productive today.. but here we are again.. home sweet home.

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

by Pipski


hey can we talk about the books in here

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Just wanna be able to say i posted on page 1 of the new grrm thread. absolemon fuckrape.

bengraven
Sep 17, 2009

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity


gowb posted:

hey can we talk about the books in here

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


CaptainJuan posted:

Just wanna be able to say i posted on page 1 of the new grrm thread. absolemon fuckrape.

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

by Pipski


bengraven posted:

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

yeah i finished them

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

by Pipski


why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

Megera
Sep 9, 2008


gowb posted:

why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

There had to be a spoiler for AFFC, but there is literally nothing else to spoil except Brienne MAYBE dies. But nobody cares about her anyway.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


gowb posted:

why do people think arya going blind is a big deal. its just a test or something

Because loving nothing else happens in AFFC to spoil.

Colonel Pancreas
Jun 17, 2004




Takin 'way a first page post that could have gone to someone else.

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

by Pipski


brienne getting hanged is a better spoiler imo

Mogadishu
Apr 30, 2009




Now we wait for the announcement that he's going to split these five chapters into ten and spend another thirty four years struggling to write the latter five.

SammyWhereAreYou
Mar 10, 2005



gowb posted:

brienne getting hanged is a better spoiler imo

But nobody gives a poo poo about Brienne, so "Arya goes blind" wins.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


gently caress YEAH!! A NEW GRRM THREAD!! WOOT!!

Absolute fucker.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006


The cycle begins again!

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.



I joined the forums just so I could post in the GRRM thread. I haven't even got my Wildcards tag yet and there's a new thread.

THIS IS MADNESS

LEMONY MADNESS I SAY

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


bengraven posted:

Maybe while he's on set he'll be inspired to write more...?

AHAHHAHAHahahaahhaAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahhahaa.......

All he is going to do is try to pay the porno chick to star in a reenactment of him as the horse guy. Only she wont be able to ride the folds of his quivering flesh.

Fly Molo
May 7, 2007

You guys are so cute, I could just maul you to death.


Absolute surprise sex.

Viconia, why'd you close down our old hangout? You know this is just another fake announcement, and we were supposed to get another 5,000 posts of lemony, lemony surprise sex goodness before the feds came.

Iggles
Nov 24, 2004

By Jove! Commoners!



5 more chapters until the next 5 more

Blacktoll
Oct 30, 2005

by Baldo di Gregorio


bengraven posted:

Have you finished them?

Arya goes blind
Ned loses his head
Catelyn and Rob are killed at a wedding
Jamie loses his hand
Tyrion loses his nose

Tywin gets shot in the groin.

EDIT: I think that alone deserves some fanfac and a picture.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009


The Wheel of Time keeps on turning....

wait, wrong thread, the Wheel of Time will actually be finished

Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up


IRQ posted:

Because loving nothing else happens in AFFC to spoil.

Cersei gets thrown in jail.

Viconia
Jul 11, 2005

Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

Fly Molo posted:

Absolute surprise sex.

Viconia, why'd you close down our old hangout? You know this is just another fake announcement, and we were supposed to get another 5,000 posts of lemony, lemony surprise sex goodness before the feds came.

You're like someone who is handed a gift and throws it back in someones face.

Seriously like.

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

by Pipski


SammyWhereAreYou posted:

But nobody gives a poo poo about Brienne, so "Arya goes blind" wins.

brienne is kewl

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010


Is he dead yet?

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

I'd like to be...under the sea...


GRRM News 4 weeks from now: "I moved 5 chapters to Winds of Winter. ADWD is done!"

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


Viconia posted:

You're like someone who is handed a gift and throws it back in someones face.

Seriously like.

Hit him with a crappy avatar about whining and poo poo.

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