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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


gohuskies posted:

He gets married, only to have his wife subsequently killed in OHMSS. Isn't that the same kind of thing? How many times can he have his character shaped by having a woman taken from him?

He was actually visiting Vesper's grave when he meet his wife. It also gave his mission against SMERSH very very personal. Then with Tracy it was to give his fight against Blofeld meaning as before it was just something that he was doing part time. Vesper also betrayed him due to his job and Tracy got killed due to his jobs. It showed that he should never actully care about women as they will either betray him or die due to his job as an awful spy.

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Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005


gohuskies posted:

He gets married, only to have his wife subsequently killed in OHMSS. Isn't that the same kind of thing? How many times can he have his character shaped by having a woman taken from him?

Casino predated OHMSS so really the fact that he loses Mrs. Bond later seals the deal - he lost a miracle in his life. Vesper sort of shakes up the last traces of 'innocence' [for lack of a better word] professionally, while the wife represents the personal. It's a deadly one-two punch cumulatively and not necessarily irrelevent.

Besides if you're going to adapt the origin it doesn't help to erase it as a plot point.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Ash1138 posted:

Ah, true. Still, Bond was rolling from 0 to sexytime in about 60 seconds so Craig's Bond is just as quick as all the others.

I watched Live and Let Die over the weekend and it's really embarrassing in retrospect. Bond basically preyed on two women, using one's fear and insecurity and the other's belief system to get them into bed. And of course in Solitaire's case, he robs her of her powers and puts her life in jeopardy. I mean, drat.

Nothing really matches A View to a Kill where Bond sleeps with May Day for (apparently) the sole reason that she's naked in his bed. 57 year old Roger Moore and Grace Jones together at last!

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done.

Ash1138 posted:

Ah, true. Still, Bond was rolling from 0 to sexytime in about 60 seconds so Craig's Bond is just as quick as all the others.

I watched Live and Let Die over the weekend and it's really embarrassing in retrospect. Bond basically preyed on two women, using one's fear and insecurity and the other's belief system to get them into bed. And of course in Solitaire's case, he robs her of her powers and puts her life in jeopardy. I mean, drat.

That's, like, part of the entire point of Bond and what I was mentioning earlier. The end result is what matters - it's part of what makes him stand out from other action heroes. With Bond, if there's a choice between the girl and the mission he (almost) always picks the mission, even if they die, because the world is more important than a woman. Connery's Bond was possibly the most obvious with this, he'd charm the skirt off of a woman, then 5 seconds later, slap her to get some information out of her if he felt she had it. At most, Bond gets slightly pissed when a woman is killed, which just makes it more interesting when he finally DOES fall in love with someone (OHMSS). If you lost that core part of Bond, he'd just be generic action hero #678494.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Cacator posted:

Nothing really matches A View to a Kill where Bond sleeps with May Day for (apparently) the sole reason that she's naked in his bed. 57 year old Roger Moore and Grace Jones together at last!
For Queen and Country.

Darko posted:

That's, like, part of the entire point of Bond and what I was mentioning earlier. The end result is what matters - it's part of what makes him stand out from other action heroes. With Bond, if there's a choice between the girl and the mission he (almost) always picks the mission, even if they die, because the world is more important than a woman. Connery's Bond was possibly the most obvious with this, he'd charm the skirt off of a woman, then 5 seconds later, slap her to get some information out of her if he felt she had it. At most, Bond gets slightly pissed when a woman is killed, which just makes it more interesting when he finally DOES fall in love with someone (OHMSS). If you lost that core part of Bond, he'd just be generic action hero #678494.
Oh I'm not saying to get rid of it, just that sometimes I look back at the bulk of Bond movies and at some of the moves he's pulled. Maybe it's just hitting me now because I didn't notice it when I watched these movies as a kid. At least M points this stuff out in the Craig films, like how it was pretty much unnecessary to bang Fields then get her mixed up in the deadly world of spycraft.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009



In retrospect the chemistry between Bond and Vesper is probably my favorite thing about CR. I love all their scenes together, and it feels like the most human Bond movie to me because I bought into their relationship.

Human Tornada
Mar 3, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.


Former Human posted:

The scene with Fields in QoS was pretty much a Brosnan-style smirk move. One minute Fields is cold to Bond and trying to bring him in under orders, the next he says "I can't find the stationary, help me look" and she smiles and joins him in the bedroom. I guess having an expensive hotel suite was all he needed.

That's one of Quantum's weakest points: it makes so many jumps in the story with practically no set up.

In both Craig movies, he at least has a few minutes to be funny and charming.

Maybe I'm just misremembering the Brosnan movies because I can't stand Brosnan's Bond and haven't seen them in a while, but I'm just picturing him walking up to a bank teller and asking her to accept his deposit with a smug look on his face.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


Human Tornada posted:

In both Craig movies, he at least has a few minutes to be funny and charming.

Maybe I'm just misremembering the Brosnan movies because I can't stand Brosnan's Bond and haven't seen them in a while, but I'm just picturing him walking up to a bank teller and asking her to accept his deposit with a smug look on his face.

That's Bond for you. I just rewatched Goldfinger the other night and was reminded of the part early on where he grabs a key off a maid to let himself into Goldfinger's room and he's just like "Thanks, you're very sweet". She's not shown swooning or anything, just bewildered, but he just assumes (rightly...) that she won't contact her manager, the police, or Auric himself.

Dickeye
Oct 12, 2007

"I never thought you'd be the one to help me achieve my dreams!"

Most Improved CD Poster Custom Title Award, 2007 to present.


Let's also not forget that great scene in the beginning of Goldfinger (which I'm watching nowish) where he's macking on a naked chick, sees a dude's reflection in her eye, and spins around so she takes a club to the noggin.

He knows when the lovin is too good.

e: "Dink, say goodbye to Felix. Man talk." *slaps rear end*

God bless you, Sean Connery Bond.

Dickeye fucked around with this message at Jan 19, 2011 around 20:19

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


The naked dancer was in on it, though. She wasn't just an innocent human shield.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006

She's from a small village near Surrey and oh my, this lady sure loves going into detail of her growing up and my tea's gone cold and sour.

Really struggling to feign attention at this point.


Lobok posted:

The naked dancer was in on it, though. She wasn't just an innocent human shield.

Wasn't this directly parodied in Goldmember too, I think? The dancer chick with the square-patterned dress and the big titties?

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I swing both ways.


It was copied wholesale in Wild Wild West.

neolithic
Jan 10, 2005

He's a complicated man,
but no one understands
him but his woman.


Off topic, bit these HD technologies are doing miracles in revealing previously obscured racks in classic opening title sequences.

Today's edition: Licence to Kill

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



neolithic posted:

Off topic, bit these HD technologies are doing miracles in revealing previously obscured racks in classic opening title sequences.
Shame we're not all 13 anymore.

HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!

neolithic posted:

Off topic, bit these HD technologies are doing miracles in revealing previously obscured racks in classic opening title sequences.

Today's edition: Licence to Kill

I saw the DVD recently, and trust me, it was never obscured.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009
IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD


I never really got the QoS hatred. I mean, gently caress yeah it has a ton of flaws, but I was willing to overlook that because it actually had some amount of character development and an arc, something that had been rare for the whole series and entirely missing for years save the reboot. Hell, he didn't gently caress the classic Bond girl. I'm willing to give 200 points just for that subversion.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

DAMMIT WESLEY!!!


Xiahou Dun posted:

I never really got the QoS hatred. I mean, gently caress yeah it has a ton of flaws, but I was willing to overlook that because it actually had some amount of character development and an arc, something that had been rare for the whole series and entirely missing for years save the reboot. Hell, he didn't gently caress the classic Bond girl. I'm willing to give 200 points just for that subversion.
Except the character development was mostly at the very end, and had little to do with the rest of what happened in the movie.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005


I really enjoyed the continued use of Mathis in QOS


Red Sky At Night?
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/738...k_on_board.html

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008


Dead Snoopy posted:

I really enjoyed the continued use of Mathis in QOS


Red Sky At Night?
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/738...k_on_board.html

At least it doesn't have 'die' in it.

None of that is true. This is the same paper that said Eddie Murphy would be the Riddler in Batman 3. Before Inception was announced.

EDIT: False. http://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php...13&t=mi6&s=news

Szmitten fucked around with this message at Jan 22, 2011 around 18:52

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Cacator posted:

Nothing really matches A View to a Kill where Bond sleeps with May Day for (apparently) the sole reason that she's naked in his bed. 57 year old Roger Moore and Grace Jones together at last!

Other way round wasn't it? She walked in to find him in her bed.
Which is worse really.

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009



Dead Snoopy posted:

I really enjoyed the continued use of Mathis in QOS


Red Sky At Night?
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/738...k_on_board.html

Sailor's delight! Maybe it will focus more on Bond as Commander Bond like TSWLM and that other one with him in uniform that I can't remember.

Encryptic
May 3, 2007



Former Human posted:

That's one of Quantum's weakest points: it makes so many jumps in the story with practically no set up.

I just finally got around to watching QoS and that's exactly what bugged me the most about it. I wanted to like it a lot more than I did but the constant "Wait, how did we get here from there?" feeling really dragged it down.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


Calaveron posted:

Wasn't this directly parodied in Goldmember too, I think? The dancer chick with the square-patterned dress and the big titties?

It was The Spy Who Shagged me. Austin saw the reflection in her eye of a guy. Across a crowded dancefloor. Aiming a rocket launcher.

That's parody. The Wild Wild West thing was just ... Jesus all I remember is the awful dialogue in the seconds leading up to it as Smith is getting faux-rutty with the asian dancer girl;

"I told you to meet me in the foyer."
"Oh foi-yay? Well I uh, never was much good with French."
*she kisses him*
"Au contraire."
~
"So let's see Mr West, are you a dangerous spy of some sort? Or just a ... handsome cowboy, who likes to ... *huge rear end-shot* poke around?"
"I believe I'm that second one."
"East and West, never the twain ... shall ... meet ..." *reflection in eye, bang bang bang*

Oh, his name was Jim West and she was someone someone East. That ... that probably helps the joke?

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Aside from the sad news of John Barry's passing, here's an interesting casting offer. Personally, I'd prefer someone a little lower-profile even though I have no doubt if he accepts he will be fantastic.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn 2012
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Another bit of casting news. I'm really curious where they're going with this next one. That's two high profile actors being talked to for two different, both presumably villain, roles.

Gay but Spooky
Oct 25, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


fiennes blowfeld????????

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Payndz
Sep 22, 2006

I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.

The Amputee House posted:

fiennes blowfeld????????
As much as I love Blofeld (especially the Donald Pleasence version, hell yeah), the character would have to be retooled to a far greater degree than any other Bond character for the post-Casino Royale reboot, simply because of Dr Evil. Austin Powers himself was an amalgam of various Sixties spy heroes, but Dr Evil came from one single source, and as a result nobody would take a bald, cat-stroking, monorail-obsessed megalomaniac seriously as a villain any more.

Which is a drat shame, because bald, cat-stroking, monorail-obsessed megalomaniacs are far more entertaining than the prosaic dullards we've had as villains in Craig's Bond movies to date.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


Payndz posted:

Dr Evil came from one single source

Well...

Blofeld and Lorne Michaels.

But seriously, there's no reason to reprise Blofeld. Everything that he is has either been done already (I was going to say "hey maybe they can use Crazy Cosmetic Surgery Blofeld but then I remembered Die Another Day) or parodied as you point out. Not to mention that Fiennes made up to look like Blofeld would be similar to Voldemort.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005


Who do you feel were the worst foes and the most underrated foes?

I hated Tomorrow Never Dies Carver. I just couldn't take him seriously, which is a shame becuase they were a lot of good things in that movie.

As for underrated, I also loved Die Another Day's Zao. Yes that movie is pure poo poo but a scarred bad guy as a result of Bond's meddling - with a pigmentation problem and a jewel encrusted face - had a lot of potential. Sigh...he could have been another Jaws.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.


Zao was loving terrible, easily worse than anything else from the Brosnan era. They took what could have been an interesting setting and conflict (N. Korea) bland and dull by whitewashing him and retreading the GoldenEye satellite plot. And why in the name of Liz Taylor couldn't they get those diamonds out of his face? They were RIGHT THERE

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010


I always had mixed feelings about Jaws. I just don't get what this guy's deal is. I mean, the teeth are kind of cool I guess, but it just seems cheesy that in like all of the Roger Moore Bonds, Jaws just happens to show up, and then end up getting owned by Bond. Moonraker was actually kind of touching, to see the human side of Jaws, but I in general thought the character was just the kind of weirdo poo poo that makes the Roger Moore movies bad.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

DAMMIT WESLEY!!!


I'm sorry, but Dominic Greene is the worst.

-He's not imposing in the least (plus he weighs like 100 pounds max)
-He's not that smart
-His evil plan isn't very interesting (and is about as evil as your average Wall Street exec)
-He doesn't even have a good chief henchman or something to make up for his failings

I just can't take a guy who looks like a French hipster (and is about as scary as one) seriously. Not when they're supposed to go for a more 'realistic' Bond universe. They should have stuck with Mr. White as the villain, he was at least interesting. At least Le Chiffre was imposing and violent.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.


Greene wasn't the greatest, but he did have some things going for him: his characteristics and his plot were very much grounded in reality (in fact it was in part based on a real water crisis in South America caused by some nefarious individuals) so I disagree with the above poster on that, and Amalric brought what I thought was a real sinister and creepy quality to the performance that you rarely get from other Bond villains. He felt like a real-world creep whenever he was on screen, but maybe others didn't get the same thing from him. Also, the whole idea of the movie's plot was actually very similar to Casino Royale: going after the organization's money. Greene was clearly funding them, so MI6 sends Bond in to gently caress his poo poo up. I dunno, it all worked for me, but I guess it wasn't everyone's cup of tea.

The only thing I really hated in that movie was the no-chute jump out of the airplane. That kind of poo poo belongs in movies like Point Break, and really took me out of what was otherwise a semi-grounded movie.

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Pon farr is never logical, Mr. Spock

Colonel Whitey posted:

Greene talk

My biggest issue with him is that he's so completely forgettable. He just feels like generic side-villain #4 rather than the big boss Bond villain of the movie, like someone for Bond to take down on the way to defeating the real boss while BlofeldMr. White gets away in the end to fight another day.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009



It felt like they wanted Greene to have been played by Gary Oldman, but what they got just wasn't anywhere near as crazy fun as that would have been.

IceNiner
Jun 11, 2008


The other notable thing about Greene is that he was able to get MI6 (and old time ally the CIA) to turn on Bond merely by existing as someone who could potentially get ahold of resources for the US and the UK. I felt that Quantum shows the Bond fans, new and old, that his own agency will not always have his back even if he is 'morally right'. While Greene is underwhelming for a lot of the Quantum detractors, this is a plot that showed us something none of the old Bond films had handled before. (unless it happened in one of the Brosnan movies I have not seen. I abandoned the franchise after "Goldeneye" and didn't come back until Casino Royale.)

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qntm
Jun 17, 2009


Colonel Whitey posted:

Greene wasn't the greatest, but he did have some things going for him: his characteristics and his plot were very much grounded in reality (in fact it was in part based on a real water crisis in South America caused by some nefarious individuals) so I disagree with the above poster on that, and Amalric brought what I thought was a real sinister and creepy quality to the performance that you rarely get from other Bond villains. He felt like a real-world creep whenever he was on screen, but maybe others didn't get the same thing from him. Also, the whole idea of the movie's plot was actually very similar to Casino Royale: going after the organization's money. Greene was clearly funding them, so MI6 sends Bond in to gently caress his poo poo up. I dunno, it all worked for me, but I guess it wasn't everyone's cup of tea.

I like Greene a lot for a few reasons. He is supposed to be a mere component of Quantum rather than the true mastermind, so that works for me. He is a little short and pathetic and strange to look at and talk to - this worked for me because he could have looked really pedestrian and conventional, just another man-in-a-suit. I liked the plan, because I interpreted it as effectively getting Quantum a seat at the international political table, and if Quantum was a supervillainous organisation which was actually also a genuine political power - which the UK and US were actually not entirely antagonistic towards - then that would be a really cool and interesting foe for Bond. (None of that actually materialised and I'm sure a lot of it is in my head, but whatever. It could come up in the sequel.)

And there's the final fight scene. You know, in the exploding hotel, when he goes nuts and screams and tries to kill Bond with a fire axe. During that scene he actually feels murderous and wild and properly crazy, in contrast to other Bond villains who have always been relatively measured and calculating even in the final confrontation.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

DAMMIT WESLEY!!!


qntm posted:

And there's the final fight scene. You know, in the exploding hotel, when he goes nuts and screams and tries to kill Bond with a fire axe. During that scene he actually feels murderous and wild and properly crazy, in contrast to other Bond villains who have always been relatively measured and calculating even in the final confrontation.
That whole scene felt forced, and I just had trouble caring. Bond and Greene met like, once before this.

Overall the entire plot of QoS felt like too much of an epilogue or bookend to Casino Royale, rather than its own story. I mean, what really happens in the film that might impact the next movie? Mr. White gets away, and Bond locates Vesper's old boyfriend or whatever. That's about it.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005


well their fleshing out the threat of Quantum nicely so I supoose all future fos will have ties.

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HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!

IceNiner posted:

(unless it happened in one of the Brosnan movies I have not seen. I abandoned the franchise after "Goldeneye" and didn't come back until Casino Royale.)

There were very mild shades in Die Another Day, I suppose, when they thought he was selling secrets. You were right to avoid that movie, though. But I'd give TWINE a try

As long as you can get past "nukular fizzicist".

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