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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing


T. Finn posted:

do you really think its genuine

WHEN I GO TOUCHING BICEPS TO EARN AN HONEST BOB, SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY AND THEY'LL RUB THEM ON MY NOB. OH IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I COULD SEE..


lmao

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T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

click my av for a fun surprise


c0burn posted:

WHEN I GO TOUCHING BICEPS TO EARN AN HONEST BOB, SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY AND THEY'LL RUB THEM ON MY NOB. OH IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I COULD SEE..


lmao

Some of the posters on RAWK, it's amazing

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Never again


T. Finn posted:

Some of the posters on RAWK, it's amazing


Here is Kuyt versus Iniesta Pro Evolution STats:

Name: Dirk KUYT Name: Andrés INIESTA
Shirt Name: KUYT Shirt Name: INIESTA
Number: 18 Number: 8
Positions: ★ SM, WF, SS, CF Positions: ★ AM, CM, SS
Nationality: Dutch Nationality: Spanish
Age: 30 (22/07/1980) Age: 26 (11/05/1984)

Height: 183 cm Height: 170 cm
Weight: 77 kg Weight: 65 kg

Injury Tolerance: A Injury Tolerance: B

Attack: 83 Attack: 83
Defence: 59 Defence: 61
Balance: 85 Balance: 75
Stamina: 97 Stamina: 86
Top Speed: 82 Top Speed: 80
Acceleration: 77 Acceleration: 88
Response: 83 Response: 83
Agility: 80 Agility: 91
Dribble Accuracy: 79 Dribble Accuracy: 95
Dribble Speed: 78 Dribble Speed: 91
Short Pass Accuracy: 76 Short Pass Accuracy: 91
Short Pass Speed: 77 Short Pass Speed: 90
Long Pass Accuracy: 80 Long Pass Accuracy: 85
Long Pass Speed: 81 Long Pass Speed: 82
Shot Accuracy: 78 Shot Accuracy: 76
Shot Power: 84 Shot Power: 79
Shot Technique: 85 Shot Technique: 82
Free Kick Accuracy: 72 Free Kick Accuracy: 75
Curling: 70 Curling: 84
Header: 82 Header: 65
Jump: 84 Jump: 73
Technique: 79 Technique: 94
Aggression: 83 Aggression: 82
Mentality: 95 Mentality: 82
Keeper Skills: 50 Keeper Skills: 50
Teamwork: 85 Teamwork: 92

Condition/Fitness: 8 Condition/Fitness: 6
Weak Foot Accuracy: 6 Weak Foot Accuracy: 6
Weak Foot Frequency: 4 Weak Foot Frequency: 6

Often we see good passing and dribbling as good techniques important top a football player. What about good heading? Stamina and mental strength is also important. Looking at Torres, Agger or Aurelio, isn't injury tolerance an important criteria of a key player. (Note I highlighted those skill sets that are way better than other party)

Cheers and goodnight

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. I didn't punch him strong enough. I should have punched him harder.

thehappyprince posted:

I need to see the human chode that has a 5'9" chest



The ankle...

pissy smelliott
Jul 1, 2008

"Chuggo"


i think posting pictures of suqit's wife is bannable

TyChan
Dec 21, 2004

Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear.
And when I do, it's usually
something unusual.


c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing


Haha the awful colour correction job on Riise has made him green as gently caress, bloody gingers.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Let's Go Scorps


Chuggo posted:

i think posting pictures of suqit's wife is bannable

What The Frank

TyChan
Dec 21, 2004

Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear.
And when I do, it's usually
something unusual.


This might be a little too well done to fit, but...

euroboy
Mar 23, 2004



Hello new wallpaper

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

Legal consent is a tad arbitrary really

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. I didn't punch him strong enough. I should have punched him harder.

Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents


I agree with him! Rooney is indeed better than Villa and Messi is better than anything we have!

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007

We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

hahahahahaha fantastic. Here's a follow up post


The Mash posted:

I agree with him! Rooney is indeed better than Villa and Messi is better than anything we have!

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. I didn't punch him strong enough. I should have punched him harder.

I agree with the back line, apart from perhaps Puyol there isn't anyone I'd rather have in the United back four. Any of the Barca midfield would walk into the side obviously, up front I'll take Messi alongside Rooney, ta.

Edit: I do wonder how Xavi/Iniesta would cope with the physical side to the prem though. Shame we'll probably never know.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at Apr 19, 2011 around 09:26

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

I missed the 14-18 war
But not the sorrow afterwards

Dani Alves would walk into any team in the world and I'd rather have Pique to Ferdinand currently.

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan. I didn't punch him strong enough. I should have punched him harder.

Mickolution posted:

Dani Alves would walk into any team in the world and I'd rather have Pique to Ferdinand currently.

At least give my denial that Ferdy is proper hosed until the end of the season.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

I missed the 14-18 war
But not the sorrow afterwards

Ninpo posted:

At least give my denial that Ferdy is proper hosed until the end of the season.

He'll turn 33 next season, too, though

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Wine For My Men, We Ride At Dawn

Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?
A joke, but a pretty poor one.

ICA
Nov 23, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Boo


you will never walk alone

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

click my av for a fun surprise


Some great terrible posts from Manchester United supporters but please put them in quotes, it makes reading them confusing. thanks!

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

Legal consent is a tad arbitrary really

this one is fun as well

quote:

2000-2009 is a century, 2010(The year Hernandez was signed) was the beginning of a new century, so why is everyone bringing up CR7 when discussing Hernandez possibly being the sign of the century for SAF?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

I missed the 14-18 war
But not the sorrow afterwards

Hahaha, that's amazing.

TyChan
Dec 21, 2004

Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear.
And when I do, it's usually
something unusual.


You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...

oh em gee bee ess
Jun 13, 2008

~!~*~nice post~*~!~
~@~#~good job~#~@~
~?~+~you did it~+~?~


TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



There are no words.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007

We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



wow way to insult my wallpaper

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005



wish the hotties in the background were in focus...

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007


Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;


Lyric Proof Vest posted:

wow way to insult my wallpaper

Please tell me the recycle bin is over his hamstring

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

click my av for a fun surprise


TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



can't see that kit selling well imho, very nontraditional

Guesstimate Crohns
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

that's amazingly well done for the Guardian Photoshop article, normally they are done with paint

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.


Yeah this is usually more the standard:



(although I did like this one:

)

Timbers Jim
Oct 24, 2010



vyelkin posted:

Yeah this is usually more the standard:





I had the same dream when I fell asleep on the sofa mid-day saturday that week I had malaria

TyChan
Dec 21, 2004

Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear.
And when I do, it's usually
something unusual.


TyChan
Dec 21, 2004

Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear.
And when I do, it's usually
something unusual.


euroboy
Mar 23, 2004



i dont get it

msj817
Apr 1, 2003

A win? I gave you Dat Nguyen. Hope you liked those 3 Super Bowls. Good morning to ya.

euroboy posted:

i dont get it

It's a reference to a play, and most like the movie Black Swan.

Bovril Delight
Feb 22, 2005

My neck, my back, lick my udders and my horns

Couch
May 16, 2004

COME ON TOT!


Congrats to RSL. Imagine them going on to play heavyweights of world club football such as Auckland City FC, a team literally made up of part-timers.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Not in it for the money


Bovine Delight posted:



Jesus loving christ

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