Oh I thought I could wash it off... Tasteless Tattoos

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hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I'M BUTT WIZARD

Desperado Bones posted:

It's like a totem pole of horrors.

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President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.

And now I'm wondering why no one has posted a tattoo of Jesus with a pope hat.

There has to be someone out there with that.

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Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

I went looking for that,but got distracted by these an another several bad religious tattoos:

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PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004

Dandy Shrew posted:

You know what, just go to http://sniperink.com/extreme/ and poke around the portfolios. They have a dog in the shop. I think it had puppies in there, even.

Hahahahaha

# ? Mar 9, 2012 05:30

Defleshed: Nov 18, 2004; F is for... FREEDOM

hyperhazard posted:

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. These are clearly very skilled artists.

(Oh god, they even have a picture of the dog running around inside the shop. Why? )

Retard jesus owns

# ? Mar 9, 2012 15:30

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!

Desperado Bones posted:

I think Jesus should sue his plastic surgeon.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 15:49

Bannock: Feb 3, 2008; Rocking the Reservation in Stereo.

A rig pig/drug dealer for life

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TriggerHappyMarie: Sep 15, 2011

President Kucinich posted:

And now I'm wondering why no one has posted a tattoo of Jesus with a pope hat.

I Googled 'Jesus Pope hat tattoo' but found this instead:

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Spiderjelly: Aug 22, 2006; Sign of evil.

Hello, Kitchy.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 16:18

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; We're giving you a hint.

TunaSpleen posted:

This is star-and-treble-clef-girl's boyfriend. His mom doesn't give a gently caress and paid for him to get that Celtic knot tattoo when he was 17. We all thought he was super cool after that for awhile. Now that he has this WoW Horde tattoo, I'm not so sure. At least he shaved his head, it always looked that matted no matter how clean it actually was.

Look at that glorious beard.....thing.

# ? Mar 9, 2012 16:23

starkebn: May 18, 2004; !

Bannock posted:

A rig pig/drug dealer for life

600 for that? gently caress, hope that's not in US/EU/AU currency

# ? Mar 10, 2012 00:44

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Look at that glorious beard.....thing.

At least he had the common courtesy to wipe off the cheetos dust before snapping the picture.

So a guy started hitting me on OKCupid. One of his pictures was of his tattoo:

Yeah.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 00:49

PeppermintEgo: Feb 22, 2011

[quote="Bannock"]

It took six hours to do that...and 600 dollars!?!
It's not finished yet. For $600 it better go from lame to a loving masterpiece in a "few hours".

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Druggachusettes: Jul 31, 2007

Ya, we're going to need an update on that one when it happens.

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Waterslide Industry Lobbyist: Jun 18, 2003

My sister and her then GF

HELLA BR�TAL

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vxskud: Nov 19, 2006

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

My sister and her then GF

HELLA BRÜTAL

Does Brutal have boogers dripping from her nose?

# ? Mar 10, 2012 07:13

HATE CURES TRANNYS: Aug 16, 2005; PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

vxskud posted:

Does Brutal have boogers dripping from her nose?

I think that's a septum piercing. Like on a bull. But she does have dirty nails.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 07:39

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

Desperado Bones posted:

Give him a trident and it's Poseidon.

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BjornOfBorg: Aug 28, 2011; I AM NOT BUTT WIZARD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HONESTLY!

Desperado Bones posted:

Would've been a lot cooler if the bridge had been suspended from Jesus' stigmata wounds.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 11:50

FlickingFire: Nov 8, 2011

Desperado Bones posted:

I went looking for that,but got distracted by these an another several bad religious tattoos:

Jesus, why do you look like an ape?!? I'm so confused

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Fantasmo: Dec 19, 2008; by Fistgrrl

FlickingFire posted:

Jesus, why do you look like an ape?!? I'm so confused

Evolution?

# ? Mar 10, 2012 15:58

onemanlan: Oct 4, 2006; I HAVE A MAN CRUSH ON YOU TOO, YOU LOVABLE FAGGOT!

ThatPazuzu posted:

Jesus, why is your mom your hat?

Rather why is Marry's vagina jesus?

PokeJoe posted:

Hahahahaha

Thats a nice Charlie Chapl... oh wait. That's not nice at all!

If I were a tattoo artist and anybody asked me to do Hitler or other hateful insignia, would I be consdered a terrible artist if I purposely messed it up and made it whimsical?

onemanlan fucked around with this message at Mar 10, 2012 around 17:15

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Buggiezor: Jun 6, 2011; For I am a cat, you see.

onemanlan posted:

Thats a nice Charlie Chapl... oh wait. That's not nice at all!

If I were a tattoo artist and anybody asked me to do Hitler or other hateful insignia, would I be consdered a terrible artist if I purposely messed it up and made it whimsical?

I think it would be awesome! But I feel others (mainly the people you'd be tattooing) would not agree. Stupid sticks in the mud.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 17:27

kenny powerzzz: Jan 20, 2010

Buggiezor posted:

I think it would be awesome! But I feel others (mainly the people you'd be tattooing) would not agree. Stupid sticks in the mud.

I think the most professional thing to do would be to decline the work. In the end you're still spreading hate if you do the work, sabotaged or not.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 17:31

Wonder Bread: Apr 16, 2005; Have you ever danced with a crapatar in the pale moonlight?

PokeJoe posted:

Hahahahaha

Pilsbury doughhitler.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 17:35

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; Can't post for 11 days!

onemanlan posted:

If I were a tattoo artist and anybody asked me to do Hitler or other hateful insignia, would I be consdered a terrible artist if I purposely messed it up and made it whimsical?

I'd send him down to "Panama" with the rest of the "malaria victims"

# ? Mar 10, 2012 17:39

Dandy Shrew: Feb 25, 2007; Oh, do keep that.. I never could stand loose change

There is this place called Liquid Design in Warwick, RI. They don't have a website, rather they have a Myspace page.. they are.. not very good

http://www.myspace.com/liquiddesigntattoostudio/photos

# ? Mar 10, 2012 17:49

Bodnoirbabe: Apr 30, 2007; And it's funny how I imagined that I could win this win-less fight.

redmercer posted:

I'd send him down to "Panama" with the rest of the "malaria victims"

I wonder if mixing arsenic in with the tattoo ink would be effective...

# ? Mar 10, 2012 23:39

muike: Mar 16, 2011; i do drive-by garbage posting

I may have driven past that place a few times. I'm glad I never went in.

# ? Mar 10, 2012 23:40

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dandy Shrew posted:

You know what, just go to http://sniperink.com/extreme/ and poke around the portfolios. They have a dog in the shop. I think it had puppies in there, even.

Proofreading

# ? Mar 11, 2012 18:38

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.

Bored posted:

Proofreading

I was totally going to put up some sweet unintrusive track lighting on my arm to highlight my tribal, brah.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 19:25

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I'M BUTT WIZARD

Bored posted:

Proofreading

Oh man, is it supposed to say "lightening?" I thought lighting was some technique that I'd never heard of.

e: Well I'll be damned. I completely missed that.
VVV

hyperhazard fucked around with this message at Mar 11, 2012 around 19:56

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WHEEZY KISS A DUDE: Dec 28, 2000; Big boy, Hungry boy.

Laster.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 19:53

Dandy Shrew: Feb 25, 2007; Oh, do keep that.. I never could stand loose change

Bored posted:

Proofreading

You'll also note they do toungue piercings and are having a large gauage plug/body jewerly sale.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 20:27

chachu: Jul 4, 2007; cuttin' cat faces in the pines.

Some tattooer from my hometown. Used to tattoo in a shop, but is apparently now just going around to his friends' houses. Bonus: He freehands it all!

"A stairway to heaven."

I... I'm not sure what this is. The devil holding a crucifix?

Chuckie (buttons or nipples? You decide.)

"it was a fixer upper lol,, pretty cool now i guess.."
I've been staring at this one for a while and finally see a boob/arm so I guess it's a girl.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 22:34

madlilnerd: Jan 4, 2009; a bush with baggage

chachu posted:

Some tattooer from my hometown. Used to tattoo in a shop, but is apparently now just going around to his friends' houses. Bonus: He freehands it all!

I... I'm not sure what this is. The devil holding a crucifix?

Honestly thought this was Emperor Zurg from Toy Story 2. Like a knock-off dollar store version.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 22:55