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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 16:09 |
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What. On. Earth. Those must be the worst tattoos I've ever seen!
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 16:40 |
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apsouthern posted:Ahahahahaha this owns.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 18:34 |
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I have more...     
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 18:39 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 18:47 |
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Engelbrecht posted:"Erase Your Dreams"? It's clearly "Chase Your Breams", Mr Crowley 
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 18:54 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:This one is probably the least offensive because all that ink is going to fall out in a month anyway.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 19:56 |
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So you don't forget her name and you know she is over 18: Click here for the full 500x667 image. And I think we may be able to form a consensus on the fact that this is a pretty poor representation of Pee-Wee. 
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 21:22 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:This is the first thing ive seen in this thread in quite some time that made me laugh out loud. SO awesome.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 22:40 |
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Some of the more recently posted tats look like they were done with a paperclip heated on a gas stove.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 22:44 |
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Bojanglesworth posted:This is the first thing ive seen in this thread in quite some time that made me laugh out loud. SO awesome. He has a cousin.  I think they evolved from this. 
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:22 |
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Three for the price of one!
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:28 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:This is the only one i'll defend, it looks like it'll at least be a decent cover up if the stencil is any indicator.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:30 |
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:48 |
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whereismyshoe posted:This is the only one i'll defend, it looks like it'll at least be a decent cover up if the stencil is any indicator. that's not a stencil....it's shittily done linework :/
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:53 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:Three for the price of one! I dunno, the moth doesn't seem too bad.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2011 23:58 |
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Jesoteric posted:I dunno, the moth doesn't seem too bad. It's not terribly done by thread standards, but it's a throat tattoo without the dude being totally and completely covered otherwise. Doesn't even seem to have a chestpiece. Eight Is Legend posted:What's your opinion on face tats? They are universally retarded on western people with absolutely no connection to a people that wear them as a revered tradition. edit: there are exceptions, of course. tear drop tattoos with actual significance behind them would be one of them WHEEZY KISS A DUDE fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2011 around 00:08 |
| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:01 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:Three for the price of one! What's your opinion on face tats?
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:03 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:Why do pasty, fat people get tattooed like this? All it does is put a tacky neon spotlight on their awful personal upkeep. It's akin to using lovely pastel paint to color a dirty brick house that's falling apart from neglect.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:05 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:It's not terribly done by thread standards, but it's a throat tattoo without the dude being totally and completely covered otherwise. Doesn't even seem to have a chestpiece. Kinda reminds me of Jesse James, who has his hands tattooed but doesn't even have his arms finished:  
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:06 |
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Bojanglesworth posted:Kinda reminds me of Jesse James, who has his hands tattooed but doesn't even have his arms finished: Yeah that's pretty close to the definition of the "Warped Tour Bodysuit" as it's been called by a handful of artists.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:09 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:It's clearly "Chase Your Breams", Mr Crowley I saw "Cnase your Blearrs" myself.
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:Yeah that's pretty close to the definition of the "Warped Tour Bodysuit" as it's been called by a handful of artists. Another one who is sorta weird is Chris Carrabba from dashboard confessional, he rolls his sleeves up just enough so you can see his "sweet tatts bro"  He doesnt even have all of his arms done either. I know this is going to start a poo poo storm, but starting from your wrist and working your way up to your shoulder seems like the lamest "look at me I have sleeves" approach to getting tattoos.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:20 |
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She's 19 and he's 20. So surely they'll be together forever. I mean, she just spent a romantic night in jail for her warrants. And the morphine pills. And his unregistered handgun. Click here for the full 604x453 image. Her heart is an open book.  Click here for the full 718x537 image. Something just seems...off here...  Click here for the full 720x540 image.
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Lebowski at Cleos posted:She's 19 and he's 20. So surely they'll be together forever. I mean, she just spent a romantic night in jail for her warrants. And the morphine pills. And his unregistered handgun. I bet you she can take a weiner though. That tattoo on her chest is terrible, you can hardly tell what it is, and the name on her leg... is that really how dudes last name is spelled?
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:27 |
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Bojanglesworth posted:Another one who is sorta weird is Chris Carrabba from dashboard confessional, he rolls his sleeves up just enough so you can see his "sweet tatts bro" Nah this is pretty much universally accepted as fact. More lovely tattoos, less tattoo education I guess:  Stick-and-poke? check. Lyrics by a lovely band? check. Upside-down? check. Terrible tattoo? check!  Giant waste-of-space text tattoos? check. Stupid cliche? check. Poorly done? Not at all. Sorry Tommy, you have some really good tattoos but these are terrible.  Straight Edge cliches abound in these. And that loving "Lifer" tattoo is horrible on so many levels. GISing "Courage Crew tattoo" shows more dumb Straight Edge tattoos if anyone is interested.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:32 |
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This is probably supposed to be a leopard print tattoo but that new tat puffiness and irritation makes it look like she's recently been splashed with acid or has finally accepted Nurgle into her heart.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:35 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:
Is that streetbike Tommy? He looks like he is 12... and not overweight.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:37 |
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brainsforbrains posted:This is probably supposed to be a leopard print tattoo but that new tat puffiness and irritation makes it look like she's recently been splashed with acid or has finally accepted Nurgle into her heart. Uggghhh gently caress I swear I'll stop ranting about tattoos but I hate hate hate the trend of girls with no or almost no tattoos getting work done in this area. It's like the new tramp stamp, only harder to blow a load on. Bojanglesworth posted:Is that streetbike Tommy? He looks like he is 12... and not overweight. Hahahaha yeah, dude's got some really nice work but those are just bad decisions. Also that pic is from like 1998. WHEEZY KISS A DUDE fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2011 around 00:40 |
| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:38 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:
God drat Wheezy, I love everything about you.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 00:46 |
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Bojanglesworth posted:I bet you she can take a weiner though. That tattoo on her chest is terrible, you can hardly tell what it is, and the name on her leg... is that really how dudes last name is spelled? I can't really comment on the first part, but indeed that's how he spells it.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 01:24 |
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Genuine naive question here: so people are supposed to get tattoos in a certain order? Like cover this part before you do that part? I'm not being snotty, I'm just ignorant of the mores here. To contribute:  We've got a couple of these chairs on our back porch; now I feel bad for not loving them as much as this person does:  Edit: the more I look at the chair, the less sense it makes. 
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Drimble Wedge posted:Genuine naive question here: so people are supposed to get tattoos in a certain order? Like cover this part before you do that part? I'm not being snotty, I'm just ignorant of the mores here. Not necessarily, it just makes more sense to get places that aren't visible first. You just look like a total rear end in a top hat if you have a big neck tattoo and nothing else.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 02:55 |
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WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:Three for the price of one! I love this thread. Mods rename me chi-tonw hotie, t.i.a. Mods?Mods? *echoes 4 ever* ulilileeloo dallas fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2011 around 03:00 |
| # ? Jan 13, 2011 02:58 |
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Bojanglesworth posted:Not necessarily, it just makes more sense to get places that aren't visible first. You just look like a total rear end in a top hat if you have a big neck tattoo and nothing else. Just to expand on this, most artists won't do your hands/ neck/throat unless you're already very heavily tattooed. It's almost like a rite of passage to get to the point where someone will not only tattoo your throat but that you won't look like a power douche with a giant throat piece. There used to be a point in time where only the most dedicated tattoo collectors would get their throats done, and only after they were completely out of space otherwise. Nowadays every 19 year old that plays bass in a melodic crabcore band has a throatpiece.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 03:15 |
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I feel like there should be a Rule 34 of tattooing; If it exists, then someone has a tattoo of it. Have fun trying to find exceptions.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2011 03:59 |
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I posted:I feel like there should be a Rule 34 of tattooing; Albino porn 
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Also: Gerald McRaney (Major Dad) Michael Keaton Carl Winslow
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