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DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

Ruin Completely posted:

Nope! I'm actually trying to think of anything you could possibly replace 'vegan' with that would make it non-antagonizing/condescending sounding, but so far nothing comes to mind. Also, I would think having permanently 80% black legs would interact with your wardrobe very awkwardly.

That's racist.

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Defleshed
Nov 18, 2004

F is for... FREEDOM

ToastFaceKillah posted:

I wonder what ink brand that was. Tattoo ink isnt vegan and it doesn't look lovely enough to be the one brand of vegan ink I know of. Nothing better than getting a giant fuckoff vegan tattoo with a completely non-vegan substance.

This is my favorite thing to tell militant vegans that are heavily tattooed. They almost never know beforehand.

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

WOKKA WOKKA


Defleshed posted:

This is my favorite thing to tell militant vegans that are heavily tattooed. They almost never know beforehand.

Since the carbon atoms from the plant material use to belong to an animal that died and decomposed in the ground before it's nutrients were sucked up by plants?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Prokrastination macht frei


So you're saying that vegans shouldn't eat plants?

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

WOKKA WOKKA


BonHair posted:

So you're saying that vegans shouldn't eat plants?

But then they can't exhale CO2 gas because it has carbon in it.

I'm just saying that veganism is kind of pointless.

edit:

magic pantaloons fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 14:24

Weezy88
Sep 25, 2006


Potentially for cooch diamond.

http://i.imgur.com/zvqTh.jpg

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

Defleshed posted:

This is my favorite thing to tell militant vegans that are heavily tattooed. They almost never know beforehand.

I was tattooing a T-rex skeleton on some kid, and on the second session, someone came in to ask about how vegan the ink is, and so I'm explaining that no, it isn't vegan, mostly because of the glycerin in it these days, and the kid I was tattooing had the best "oh gently caress" look on his face. Because he was vegan, and the t-rex skeleton was symbolising his decision to stop being a carnivore.

Then he decided he gave no fucks, because he liked the tattoo anyway.

MMMCCLI
Apr 24, 2009


ToastFaceKillah posted:

I was tattooing a T-rex skeleton on some kid, and on the second session, someone came in to ask about how vegan the ink is, and so I'm explaining that no, it isn't vegan, mostly because of the glycerin in it these days, and the kid I was tattooing had the best "oh gently caress" look on his face. Because he was vegan, and the t-rex skeleton was symbolising his decision to stop being a carnivore.

Then he decided he gave no fucks, because he liked the tattoo anyway.

Maybe it's just because I don't care strongly about one thing or another and this is going on a massive tangent but why do vegans/straight edge etc feel the need to ram their lifestyle choice down peoples throats? Urgh.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008

CHUG Lacerating pains CHUGCHUG of degeneration speed CHUG through your trembling CHUGCHUG mind
Still, in machine-like CHUG strife you gain another mile
You CHUG kneel CHUG to CHUG the CHUG syringe
Answering only to authorities of sedation.
BAWWWWWWWWW

It came from Facebook, friend of a friend. I have to clarify I think it's really well done, it's still a Super Meat Boy Sleeve.



Was adding a hires one, but Imgur went down straight after that first one. Will be here in a moment.

Astrobastard fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 19:24

Ruin Completely
May 31, 2012


Astrobastard posted:

It came from Facebook, friend of a friend. I have to clarify I think it's really well done, it's still a Super Meat Boy Sleeve.



Was adding a hires one, but Imgur went down straight after that first one. Will be here in a moment.

I think video game tattoos are fun(I don't actually have any, though), but I'd be wary of getting something from a game that's fairly new. It just makes me think of how many people got Sonic the Hedgehog tattoos back in '93 and have probably been tempted to wear long sleeve turtlenecks everyday for the past several years.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007
Emperor of the Internet

Astrobastard posted:

It came from Facebook, friend of a friend. I have to clarify I think it's really well done, it's still a Super Meat Boy Sleeve.



Was adding a hires one, but Imgur went down straight after that first one. Will be here in a moment.

I love that he went all the way in with this. I'd totally rock a small piece of Meatboy flash.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Astrobastard posted:

It came from Facebook, friend of a friend. I have to clarify I think it's really well done, it's still a Super Meat Boy Sleeve.



Was adding a hires one, but Imgur went down straight after that first one. Will be here in a moment.

Even if it is video game art it's still pretty rockin' art.
It's a red cube knocking the poo poo out of a monocled, suit wearing, top hat wielding fetus in a jar.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008

CHUG Lacerating pains CHUGCHUG of degeneration speed CHUG through your trembling CHUGCHUG mind
Still, in machine-like CHUG strife you gain another mile
You CHUG kneel CHUG to CHUG the CHUG syringe
Answering only to authorities of sedation.
BAWWWWWWWWW

fullroundaction posted:

I love that he went all the way in with this. I'd totally rock a small piece of Meatboy flash.

http://i.imgur.com/JhOk0.jpg

Theres the hires. I am actually considering something in the summer so I enquired about the shop and this is the place -

http://handinglovetattoo.com/main.html


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Even if it is video game art it's still pretty rockin' art.
It's a red cube knocking the poo poo out of a monocled, suit wearing, top hat wielding fetus in a jar.

Feel free to throw it in the good tattoos thread, I was just playing it safe haha, but it's obviously really well done. I'll be emailing Romain from that site, thats for sure

Astrobastard fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 22:35

Jesa
Dec 3, 2007

beep beep


ToastFaceKillah posted:

...and so I'm explaining that no, it isn't vegan, mostly because of the glycerin in it these days...

I stand corrected.

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

This is beautiful in every way.

Those boobs...

I never thought I'd say this, but this might be the worst tattoo I've ever seen.


And a palate cleanser, why not. I think this looks really cool; not sure how it will age though. Especially those letters within the blackwork.

1997
Jan 20, 2008

calmer than you are

Someone I know just posted this on Instagram:



Pretty sure this was his source image, directly from Google Image Search:



My mind is bottled.

1997 fucked around with this message at Jun 8, 2012 around 04:54

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

Ahahaha I wonder where they got that done.

boonsha
Jul 22, 2009

Anybody want to make ten dollars and respond verbally?


from facebook:



on this chick:



i have no idea.

SynthOrange
May 6, 2007

I never arfed for MORT


"Shame about the leopard skin ruining an otherwise nice tattoo." Then I scrolled down and it all came together.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Yeah, hello? I lost my frog.



Kapten Mongo posted:

It came from facebook. Looks like some Moomin charcter I guess. It also looks like poo poo.



That's based on the original cursive script in the book 'Vem skall trösta Knyttet?' by Tove Janson. It's not very well done, though.

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010


Azrael Alexander posted:


I never thought I'd say this, but this might be the worst tattoo I've ever seen.




Is that script up above it? And yes, we may have a winner.

Multiplesarcasm
Mar 3, 2006

a corduroy explosion.

boonsha posted:

from facebook:



on this chick:



i have no idea.

That makes absolute sense.

Trilineatus
Aug 17, 2011

I AM CTHULU ON THE ASTRAL PLANE GUYS


Azrael Alexander posted:


And a palate cleanser, why not. I think this looks really cool; not sure how it will age though. Especially those letters within the blackwork.


That is a lovely knockoff of a much cooler tattoo

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Azrael Alexander posted:


I never thought I'd say this, but this might be the worst tattoo I've ever seen.



I'm going to assume this is either one of those tattoos of a kid's drawing, or the tattooist was doing it blindfolded on a bet.

fake edit: I think the script at the top is "Chris".

Cerebral Knievel
Feb 4, 2009

Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard- and your finest jelly beans, raw.



Looks like pacman taking a puke while farting when thumb'd.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


These aren't going to age well.

Geisladisk
Sep 14, 2007

The doc says it's good for me.



This thing just show up on my facebook feed.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Yeah, hello? I lost my frog.




t wisight?

The letter ſ is an older glyph for s, when it appears in the middle of a word.

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.




Rotting lips?

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

WOKKA WOKKA



She'd better get that checked out, looks like a fungal infection.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

All that you have found is your inevitable punishment.

axolotl farmer posted:

t wisight?

The letter ſ is an older glyph for s, when it appears in the middle of a word.



Please, just stop.

MMMCCLI
Apr 24, 2009


Decrepus posted:

Please, just stop.

Basically this, anyone that does this is clearly trying too hard.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

No that's a legitimately stupid font, and that is definitely not an "L" of any sort.

And yes it's clear that it is supposed to be an "L".

Please don't get too upset about somebody criticizing a bad tattoo in the bad tattoos thread.

1997
Jan 20, 2008

calmer than you are

Internet Wizard posted:

No that's a legitimately stupid font, and that is definitely not an "L" of any sort.

And yes it's clear that it is supposed to be an "L".

Please don't get too upset about somebody criticizing a bad tattoo in the bad tattoos thread.

I agree it's a stupid looking "L" but come on guys, do you really expect me to believe you've never seen the Twilight book cover?



That's how the "L" is stylized, but it does look really lovely in the tattoo.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

Except the L on the book doesn't have the hook on the top, and more pronounced serifs on the bottom. It's a couple of minor details, sure, but they make a huge difference in how it looks.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


Except that you obviously know what it says, and you're trying to say the tattoo is terrible for the wrong reasons, and trying to act like it's illegible.

It's a Twilight tattoo, and that's bad enough. Skill level and execution of the artist aside. (God drat that is a dark heart, btw).

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

Please tell me how "And yes it's clear that it is supposed to be an 'L'" lead you to the conclusion that I'm acting like it's illegible.

The fact that it's bad because it's a Twilight tattoo is a given, there's nothing to comment on there. Posting about how terrible Twilight is is boring and pointless at this point. The execution of the font was extremely poor, and there is space to discuss how bad it is there.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007
Emperor of the Internet

I too read House of Leaves.

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Keep posting Wizard. Your avatar is sexy.
But stop being a pedantic gently caress and post some tats or something.

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BuckT.Trend
Apr 22, 2003

My god, it's full of stars!


Azrael Alexander posted:

And a palate cleanser, why not. I think this looks really cool; not sure how it will age though. Especially those letters within the blackwork.


Is this some Twilight thing? I've seen it on another person in Seattle. (And it appears that the one I saw was still a knockoff of the better one posted by Trilineatus.)

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