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Zandorv
Nov 22, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

Did...did she just carve them into her body with straight razor and then rub ball point pen ink into the wound?

No- I think that would look cooler. Half those things are hard to even see...

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nerdpony
May 1, 2007

Apparently I was supposed to put something here.

dinosaursforsale posted:

i've found them.
the least competently done tattoos on earth.


she has a bunch and they're uniformly awful.
http://children--of-the-sea.tumblr.com/tagged/mytats (work safe)



This one is described as "a flower with a peach sign inside".

A peach sign.

Awesome Kristin
May 9, 2008

yum yum yum


How can anyone look at those and want to show them off? Even as a dumb teenager she should be able to see those for what that are. I refuse to believe anyone is that stupid. It's not even stupidity though is it? It's like some form of warped reality in her head. I just can't wrap my head around it.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012


Solice Kirsk posted:

Did...did she just carve them into her body with straight razor and then rub ball point pen ink into the wound?

I have seen those (jail tattoos on clients at the shelter) were decades old that looked way better than what she's got going on. Congratulations, lady, your tattoos look worse than homeless dudes' forty-year-old jail tattoos.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

I want to leave NOW!

Crossposting from Awkward/Ugly. This is it. This is the tasteless tattoo. These are the most necessary tags ever.

http://wtftattoos.com/nope-i-am-nev...with-this-chick

tehloki
Nov 1, 2012

Hey there.


razorrozar posted:

Crossposting from Awkward/Ugly. This is it. This is the tasteless tattoo. These are the most necessary tags ever.

http://wtftattoos.com/nope-i-am-nev...with-this-chick

Huh. So somebody took this photoshopped-on tattoo from a buzzfeed article (censored where buzzfeed inexplicably didn't), and decided to make it a reality? Jesus.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006



razorrozar posted:

Crossposting from Awkward/Ugly. This is it. This is the tasteless tattoo. These are the most necessary tags ever.

http://wtftattoos.com/nope-i-am-nev...with-this-chick

My first thought was that I knew exactly what this tattoo would be, before I even looked.
My second thought was that maybe she got that tattoo because her BF has a thing for anime toddlers. Presumably he was the 'artist' because who the gently caress else would agree to tattoo that image.
My third thought was to pray for death's sweet release from this world.

e: Oh and they added extra tears, what a nice touch.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


Well, the good news is that if she gives birth the ob/gyn and nurses involved will be able identify and report her immediately to CPS.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Did you do somethin' with your hair?



razorrozar posted:

Crossposting from Awkward/Ugly. This is it. This is the tasteless tattoo. These are the most necessary tags ever.

http://wtftattoos.com/nope-i-am-nev...with-this-chick

Nuke the planet. Start over.

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

razorrozar posted:

Crossposting from Awkward/Ugly. This is it. This is the tasteless tattoo. These are the most necessary tags ever.

http://wtftattoos.com/nope-i-am-nev...with-this-chick

Seeing that kind of stuff on an otherwise attractive person always puzzles me. I mean, what is the thought process that leads to that? Did she really look into the mirror and think "Nope, not pretty enough, must make some big permanent changes. I know, I'll get the most disgusting loli tattoo ever! Then my boyfriend will surely find me desirable!"

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008


Hex Vision posted:

Seeing that kind of stuff on an otherwise attractive person always puzzles me. I mean, what is the thought process that leads to that? Did she really look into the mirror and think "Nope, not pretty enough, must make some big permanent changes. I know, I'll get the most disgusting loli tattoo ever! Then my boyfriend will surely find me desirable!"

How do you know she's attractive?

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

Tears In A Vial posted:

How do you know she's attractive?

Well, I see no other flaws on that belly, crotch and thigh area other than that monstrosity of a tattoo. Do you? Or to put it another way, how ugly does she have to think she is to consider that an improvement?

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

We carry the most dangerous digits on Earth inside these cottony little skulls of ours.

Hex Vision posted:

Well, I see no other flaws on that belly, crotch and thigh area other than that monstrosity of a tattoo. Do you? Or to put it another way, how ugly does she have to think she is to consider that an improvement?

Ever heard the term 'butterface' ?

Also, being attractive never stopped anyone from being batshit crazy.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


In the comments for that post people are saying that it was obviously applied/painted on/photoshopped and not actually a real tattoo. I admit that I'm not an expert or even an amateur in any of those things, is that possibly true? If so, it's still messed up, but not quite so terribly.

e. also someone needs to take Tammy in the comments aside and tell her exactly where the womb is and why a baby would not be drawn in that position on a pregnant woman.

platedlizard fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2013 around 11:18

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

I want to leave NOW!

platedlizard posted:

In the comments for that post people are saying that it was obviously applied/painted on/photoshopped and not actually a real tattoo. I admit that I'm not an expert or even an amateur in any of those things, is that possibly true? If so, it's still messed up, but not quite so terribly.

In Awkward/Ugly the consensus is that, from the bubbling/unevenness toward her navel, it's most likely a temporary tattoo.

Which raises the question of where the hell she got it from.

e: Upon closer inspection and the subsequent wash of self-loathing and three-hour shower, it appears to be uneven all over, so it's almost certainly temporary.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006



razorrozar posted:

e: Upon closer inspection and the subsequent wash of self-loathing and three-hour shower, it appears to be uneven all over, so it's almost certainly temporary.

Oh thank god, maybe she's just a really dedicated troll and had it painted on. Which is really hosed up, but potentially not criminally hosed up.

Jeek
Feb 15, 2012


Corridor posted:

Oh thank god, maybe she's just a really dedicated troll and had it painted on. Which is really hosed up, but potentially not criminally hosed up.

I'll take a troll over a goddamn every day of the week.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


I remember that thing from the PYF Things to Mock thread. Someone posted a picture of a dude wearing a shirt with that kid on it and she was impaled on a drawn representation of his cock. It was immediately taken down.

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Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005

I was getting sick of seeing that.




Closing this thread because it is big and unwieldy.

Someone may make a new thread, including the rules in the OP. You must also include this note: Yes, it's a brand new thread all empty of posts. That does not mean you need to feverishly repost "classics" from other threads in days gone by. Simply continue on with new content.

Before you rush to make one, double check that no one has beaten you to the punch.

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