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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Thin/Swole/Fat. The 3 body states.

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blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



I love Facebook!

This guy is 19. He tattooed a trampstamp on his underage girlfriend which I posted earlier in the thread. Now he's back and he's um...covered his entire arm and hand with clip art.


Schizo! (He isn't)


Skeleton hand holding cards backwards! Deformed rose!


Pretty flowers!


Badass skull with stuff hanging off!


A gremlin/devil/thing!


...
...
...no really, what on earth is this??

amplifier worship
Aug 26, 2010


blaarghh posted:

...no really, what on earth is this??

Those are some pretty terrible tattoos. I particularly like the "Tattoo Ideas" book on the floor in one pic. As for that, I'm going with "Butterfly with an face and wings patterned with a profile of a lovely sugar skull."

amplifier worship fucked around with this message at Apr 4, 2011 around 12:30

blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



Hahahaha I didn't notice that book. Nicely spotted - so he really IS tattooing clipart on himself

Drama Llama
Mar 27, 2009

"I hope you can take one alive sheriff, it would be a boom to science..."






my1999gsr
Mar 21, 2009


This might not be the thread to ask, but anybody know what goon it is that has the thread in SA Mart for drawing tattoos?

Law
Apr 10, 2007
Incest fan.

blaarghh posted:

I love Facebook!

This guy is 19. He tattooed a trampstamp on his underage girlfriend which I posted earlier in the thread.

You didn't post it in this thread at least, but if it's half as bad as that atrocity I think it deserves to be posted again.

Ninjalicious
Feb 21, 2010


my1999gsr posted:

This might not be the thread to ask, but anybody know what goon it is that has the thread in SA Mart for drawing tattoos?

If you go to this thread and lurk for awhile you might be able to ask one of the resident goon tattooists to do a piece for you.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3363931

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Ninjalicious posted:

If you go to this thread and lurk for awhile you might be able to ask one of the resident goon tattooists to do a piece for you.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3363931

.Random does great work and you can commission him, for money.

Spaticus
Feb 25, 2007

Understanding what thread you're in is futile the monkey said as it double-clicked the report button.


blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



Law posted:

You didn't post it in this thread at least, but if it's half as bad as that atrocity I think it deserves to be posted again.

Here it is. I think the muffin top and stretchmarks really make it special.



Bonus comments:



(I can't be bothered to crop all the names out)

MMMCCLI
Apr 24, 2009


blaarghh posted:

(I can't be bothered to crop all the names out)

I think the internet deserves to know these people have such poor taste.

BlazingSun
Feb 19, 2005
Remember, you are all just bricks in the wall.

It came from Facebook! I have a bunch to post (I will do it later) but for now an awesome finger tattoo; done in a living room during Wrestlemania. No I was not there for this just know this based on the FB comments.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I had 'that' dream again, where I have a bunch of horrible tattoos which I would never get in real life, but I seem to think are cool in the dream.
Maybe my dreams are telling me that I should get a bunch of horrible tattoos.
Speaking of horrible tattoos, this is a 'Naruto' tattoo, apparently.

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

I posted:


Speaking of horrible tattoos, this is a 'Naruto' tattoo, apparently.


wouldn't you be mad if your hand was on backwards?

An observer
Aug 30, 2008

where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea


I posted:



POWER poo poo

Wedemeyer
May 2, 2008
I steal other peoples food and am a twat

I went looking blackwork embroidery patterns and found that blackwork also refers to a kind of tattooing. Huh.
Most of it is lovely work but this is just really...black. I suppose that's what they're going for?

Splits
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home


Wedemeyer posted:

I went looking blackwork embroidery patterns and found that blackwork also refers to a kind of tattooing. Huh.
Most of it is lovely work but this is just really...black. I suppose that's what they're going for?


My favorite tend to be blackarm. (It looks exactly how it sounds. I think there is a goon who has something along those lines, not ENTIRELY black but 90% black with white space to provide details. It was an anime or manga art eyeball house.

whereismyshoe
Oct 21, 2008

that's not gone well...


Wedemeyer posted:

I went looking blackwork embroidery patterns and found that blackwork also refers to a kind of tattooing. Huh.
Most of it is lovely work but this is just really...black. I suppose that's what they're going for?


A lot of times people do this to cover up something completely and utterly hideous that can't be fixed any other way. i'll never really see the appeal of the blacked out arm for reasons other than that, though.

CrackSpider
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!


The black arm mentioned looks really badass, but I understand that it's not for everybody. This loving abomination though? Jesus christ.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


my1999gsr posted:

This might not be the thread to ask, but anybody know what goon it is that has the thread in SA Mart for drawing tattoos?

mouth blood. he does great work.

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Just found a bunch of great horrible tattoos on facebook:











Plenty more here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000969708109

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


Bojanglesworth posted:



No Regrecs?

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Cheezymadman posted:

No Regrecs?

You mean "no reGrecs"

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


More like, "No situps".

LucyWanabe
Nov 4, 2009


Bojanglesworth posted:


For a brief moment, I mistook that ribbon for a series of Fig Newtons. It's the terrible color that threw me off.

Lyshalee
Apr 1, 2011




Note: half smoked cigarette in "artist's" mouth

blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



Wedemeyer posted:

I went looking blackwork embroidery patterns and found that blackwork also refers to a kind of tattooing. Huh.
Most of it is lovely work but this is just really...black. I suppose that's what they're going for?


It's like a censor bar ... in the wrong place. Why on earth would you do that, even as a cover-up? I bet whatever monstrosity is hiding under there is still better than having a solid black rectangle.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007


Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;


Could be quite cool with a white permanent marker and used as a sort of chalkboard, it'd all wash off and you could write what you wanted on it

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009



blaarghh posted:

It's like a censor bar ... in the wrong place. Why on earth would you do that, even as a cover-up? I bet whatever monstrosity is hiding under there is still better than having a solid black rectangle.
There are some things that I'd honestly rather hide with a gigantic black bar. For example, about a quarter of the stuff in this thread. If I got a gigantic infected penis flopping over a rancid vagina, by the time I was thirty I would be really regretting it (assuming I for some reason didn't regret it initially) and there isn't much you could do to hide it.

Can't say I would go for something so boring, though. Just a rectangle, with lovely linework to add insult to injury. I know long lines must be hell to get straight, but that's just another reason to try to get some shape in there.

Splits
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home


Lyshalee posted:



Note: half smoked cigarette in "artist's" mouth

I'm 99% sure there is even an autoclave in the background, unless it's just a stainless toaster oven.

blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



Elysiume posted:

There are some things that I'd honestly rather hide with a gigantic black bar. For example, about a quarter of the stuff in this thread. If I got a gigantic infected penis flopping over a rancid vagina, by the time I was thirty I would be really regretting it (assuming I for some reason didn't regret it initially) and there isn't much you could do to hide it.

Can't say I would go for something so boring, though. Just a rectangle, with lovely linework to add insult to injury. I know long lines must be hell to get straight, but that's just another reason to try to get some shape in there.

Yeah that's true, I was imagining something like his surname in bad cursive, but after seeing some of the crap in this thread you can never be too sure.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I decided to GIS 'blackwork tattoo' out of curiosity. Surprisingly, most of what is considered 'blackwork' was of good quality; I would consider it more aesthetic than most styles of tattooing. I'm not talking about solid black masses, but some of the more intricate designs are pretty good.
Of course, with the good,there are the horror shows as well.

Examples;
Good stuff.

Pretty well executed celtic design...

Fairly good Tribal-type of thing (Tribal stuff is overdone, I know)

'Tribal sleeve' seems to be an overly popular choice of tattoo.


And the not so good.

Ummm...definitely not so tasteful...

Black arms, etched pattern.

Scarification over black tattoo. Freakin' horrific.

MMMCCLI
Apr 24, 2009


I posted:

Scarification over black tattoo. Freakin' horrific.


blaarghh
Nov 28, 2007



I posted:

Ummm...definitely not so tasteful...


Definitely tasteless but I think it looks quite cool. Maybe if it was on a shirt or something for 'edgy' mums-to-be.

As for the last one...it made me feel nauseous

Splits
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home


I posted:

Scarification over black tattoo. Freakin' horrific.


I'm pretty sure this is the most disturbing image I've seen on the forums, and I've been here since giantmidget was making the pain series. (I think it was him, I forget; I'm old.)

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



I posted:


Black arms, etched pattern.



Google combichrist (what his shirt says.) Im not surprised someone who listened to that garbage would do something so stupid.

Wikipedia Brown
Aug 4, 2004

Star Trek:
The Motion Picture


I posted:

Scarification over black tattoo. Freakin' horrific.


That's pretty fuckin' badass. I've always dug skin removal, though.

It looks like they dug really super deep. I wonder how it'll look after a longer period of time.

It's so neat, though. It looks like some kind of futuristic cyberpunk flesh armor.

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


I posted:

Scarification over black tattoo. Freakin' horrific.


It's like loving tire tread. Oh god oh god.

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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of night windows




Well, that's not too bad! What makes it tasteles...

quote:

This is the tattoo I surprised my best friend with for her 22nd birthday. I love her to pieces, and miss her dearly, since I’m now living so far from her. She says its a surreal feeling having her face tattooed on my body, but she loves it! AND she’s a zombie because…thats just my style

I'd be pretty loving horrified if my best friend got a surprise zombie tattoo portrait of me.

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