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Slim Killington posted:It's the Monster Energy drink logo. And I hope it's going to be solid black (ugly as poo poo), otherwise uh, nice job on the outline tracing over itself on the top right there. That guy's always been a complete dumbshit, this just enforces it. He's apparently filling it with the monster lime green color. And I thought they had overlapped it too, but if you look again, you'll see that the lines aren't actually touching, it just seems that way. EDIT: Dammit, top of the page. For content:  Now with interchangeable hipster tats! XIII fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2010 around 07:02 |
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Golem II posted:Oh Rob Dyrdek, why? Haha owns bones
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I know this isn't gonna change any opinions or whatever but Dyrdek is sponsored by Monster, so there's the motivation. Also you can call him a dumbshit if you like but he still has a pretty awesome life/career so perhaps you should suck it? *kickflips off ur nose and blasts hot fart right in your stupid mouth*
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I didn't notice many crossposters, so I thought I'd mention that there are several wretched tattoos over here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3371540
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Golem II posted:Oh Rob Dyrdek, why? I was at a party once and I saw a kid with a Monster tattoo, but it was on his arm and it was small. I thought he was stupid for it. This is like the atomic bomb of stupidity in comparison.
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I feel like such a creeper going through my friend's facebooks....but I know there is gold there. And, you know, new content. These threads, and thereby other's tattoos, have made me terrified of ever getting one. I know there are good artists out there, but I have such lovely luck. This is on a cousin's girlfriend. She came up to show it to my dad at my great-grandmother's funeral (since Dad is a Floyd fan he *must* love shite Floyd tats)  Ok, I personally do not find the nautical star thing bad, but if you're going to get it done, get the lines/shapes right, for pete's sake.  I can't quite tell where this is...the stomach? If it is, I;d like to see it now....she's 8 months along now... It's supposed to mean "protector"  
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Great submission there Geo, those stars are loving horrible. You are well imbed into the alternative goon community, I am sure you can find a good artist. Get inked! Framptonlive posted:I guess if you're as famous as he is, you can get a tattoo of whatever the hell you want. I kinda like it, but I would never get that poo poo on my neck. I don't mind the tattoo itself, just the placement is awful. Some site tells me it is the symbol another DJ uses???
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I've decided that if I do get some ink...I have to get back to a body I'm not ashamed of...so it might be a while in any case.
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| # ? Dec 8, 2010 08:40 |
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No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? 
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Geolicious posted:
I know there are several things wrong with this picture, but the thing that bothers me the most is that the lyrics are from the wrong album
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That is also one hideous loving foot, let alone the tattoo emblazoned across it.
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Electrolysis posted:No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? I think there should be a law against getting anything permanently applied to your neck. It just looks so awful, but that is just my humble opinion.
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Metal Ray Sunshine posted:I know there are several things wrong with this picture, but the thing that bothers me the most is that the lyrics are from the wrong album Yep. That's the first thing my dad said when she walked away.
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Electrolysis posted:No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? Oh Deadmau5, no wonder you wear that insanely cool mask/helmet.
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Electrolysis posted:No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? Must not stay sober too often.
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Apparently the story behind this tattoo is a marriage date between the saddest married couple I know. Also I'm guessing the horizontal line is a scar from self mutilation. Knowing the person this tattoo belongs too, I'm pretty sure she just didn't really know how to pretend to commit suicide properly.
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What do you mean when you say saddest couple? Like depressed or lame? Or both? Or emo? I think I require photos to verify.
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zarbicore posted:What do you mean when you say saddest couple? Like depressed or lame? Or both? Or emo? Lame and emo. She tries to kill herself like every couple of weeks and he miraculously saves her by expressing his undying love for her. They met on match.com and got married a year later. They now live in a house that was purchased for her by her grandfather at a private auction. She is apparently she is a trust fund baby with $14,000 in medical debt? She is just this horrifyingly entertaining person. The sad part is her husband seems like a genuinely nice guy, and frequently has to weather her violent hissy fits of biting and scratching. Poor fucker probably never saw that coming. He was raised Mormon.  The happy couple:  I realize this is totally off topic and cruel. So I submit my own horrible tattoo for your amusement!  I feel ashamed every time somebody asks me what it says. 
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Geolicious posted:If you are going to show off your goddamn foot, get a pedicure.
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meataidstheft posted:I realize this is totally off topic and cruel. So I submit my own horrible tattoo for your amusement! What's it say? 
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Geolicious posted:It's supposed to mean "protector" It's more like guardian, as in a legal guardian of a minor or such. In schools they'd use it as a general term to address the parents. But you're right, it's not a super badass samurai protector of the seven ancient scrolls.
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Internet Wizard posted:What's it say? http://www.eudict.com/?lang=gereng&...%B6nes%20Chaos! Not quite as lame as I was expecting.
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Slim Killington posted:It's the Monster Energy drink logo. And I hope it's going to be solid black (ugly as poo poo), otherwise uh, nice job on the outline tracing over itself on the top right there. That guy's always been a complete dumbshit, this just enforces it. Rob Dyrdek is actually a loving genius. Like, legitimately. He didn't just luck into the jillions of dollars he has now.
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MurraneousX posted:But you're right, it's not a super badass samurai protector of the seven ancient scrolls. She's a county deputy! Such a protector she is! (Well, it's good to know it doesn't mean "doggystyle" or something.....I am a little disappointed, though) HelloIAmYourHeart posted:If you are going to show off your goddamn foot, get a pedicure. And don't go running around showing it off at a funeral. In much the same way as I was a peppermint windmill when I got my tongue pierced, I would have my feet worked on for hours if I were going for a foot tattoo. Geolicious fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2010 around 19:28 |
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Inspector_71 posted:Rob Dyrdek is actually a loving genius. Like, legitimately. He didn't just luck into the jillions of dollars he has now. He's a professional skateboarder who used that notoriety to kickstart reality television shows. While reality television stars and producers cash in on the enterprise because people are willing to support it, God knows why, that doesn't make them intelligent in any way (see also: giant back tattoo of a sponsor logo).
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meataidstheft posted:I realize this is totally off topic and cruel. So I submit my own horrible tattoo for your amusement! I'm not usually a fan of words only tattoos, but I like what it says.
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The Monster logo tattoo has to be a publicity stunt. There's a video of it up and when they're done he gets up and there's no redness or swelling or blood or ink. It's gotta be airbrushed or some poo poo.
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Slim Killington posted:He's a professional skateboarder who used that notoriety to kickstart reality television shows. While reality television stars and producers cash in on the enterprise because people are willing to support it, God knows why, that doesn't make them intelligent in any way (see also: giant back tattoo of a sponsor logo). I'm in no way a Dyrdek fanboy or supporting his stupid tattoo, but he was extremely wealthy before he started appearing on TV. He's invested and helped start up some huge companies. Beyond his Jackass style stunts and over-the-top TV show, he's a legitimate business man who knows what he's doing.
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Internet Wizard posted:What's it say? one beautiful chaos
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meataidstheft posted:I realize this is totally off topic and cruel. So I submit my own horrible tattoo for your amusement! I thought it said "Sin Scfjones Chaos" then I realized it wasn't in English. ...right? Cuz I dunno what a scfjones is.
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 I guess getting a tramp stamp that says "Candy" is ok if your name is Candace, right?
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
You guessed wrong. I'll bet Candy is a classy lady. 
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Poochie posted:I thought it said "Sin Scfjones Chaos" then I realized it wasn't in English. And yes, it means "One beautiful chaos". You would never say "ein schönes Chaos" in German, though...well, maybe if you were talking really stilted. But it looks nice, I'll give it that.
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Electrolysis posted:No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? The guy loves his cat and got a tattoo about it. Not my cup of tea, but if you feel strongly enough about something that you want to get a tattoo then why not? It's not like he's going to crash his DJ career because he's got a corny tattoo. Having said that, poo poo, that's a big tattoo of a pet's name and paw print to have on your neck.
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Doesn't it mean "A Glorious Mess"? I know it's literal translation is slightly different, but that's the phrase I think it's closest to.
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Scientastic posted:Doesn't it mean "A Glorious Mess"? I know it's literal translation is slightly different, but that's the phrase I think it's closest to. According to google translate, it is, but I wouldn't call that definitive.
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Internet Wizard posted:What's it say? I thought it said something about chavs (seriouspost)
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Electrolysis posted:No one posts the other gorgeous tattoo that man has on his neck? And wasn't this a girlfriend tattoo, and she broke up with him? At least that's what I heard. Another one of his bad choices:  Bonus video of him getting the tattoo! I think he needs to be put on suicide watch. I mean, his recording name is "deadmau5", and he kinda looks like a mouse. And then getting this tattoo?
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Slim Killington posted:He's a professional skateboarder who used that notoriety to kickstart reality television shows. While reality television stars and producers cash in on the enterprise because people are willing to support it, God knows why, that doesn't make them intelligent in any way (see also: giant back tattoo of a sponsor logo). Actually, he was independently wealthy well before the TV shows, and MTV funds almost none of it.
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Simply Simon posted:It's German. The "fj" is an h. Actually the translation is "A beautiful disaster". If my german knowledge serves me right, "ein" can either mean "one" or "a".
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