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TomBosleyExp
Feb 16, 2005

You look unhappy.
I like that.


dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

"OMG he needs immediate medical aid! Right after everyone in the ward takes a photo."

I'm sure they were taking photos of the knife sticking out of his nose rather than the accurate tattoo

TomBosleyExp fucked around with this message at Jun 10, 2011 around 08:40

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Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Ask me about getting toned!


meataidstheft posted:


Edit: I posted the tattoo I have on my arm, not my gears. My chest tattoo IS in the tattoo megathread on GBS. Everyone hated it hahahaha.

I want to see it; I like gears(doesn't have special forum powers). I have a gear tattooed around my belly button

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!


At the risk of bringing negative attention upon myself, I present my own tiny chest tattoo in response to the two requests to see it. It's a bit of an odd angle but it's actually straight.

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

"OMG he needs immediate medical aid! Right after everyone in the ward takes a photo."

No he doesn't. Didn't you read the tattoo?

NurseRatched
Feb 5, 2009


It's rather standard protocol to photograph all evidence that needs to removed prior to treatment if the person is stable. That guy looks awful, but he's not dying.

Content:
Typical typos



And I'm not sure if this is body paint or not... I really hope it is.

http://i.imgur.com/IAKCG.jpg

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

I got a little boogie but it ain't too clean
It's real low down and it's kinda mean
The dirty boogie
When I get low down, it's the dirty boogie for me

NurseRatched posted:

And I'm not sure if this is body paint or not... I really hope it is.

http://i.imgur.com/IAKCG.jpg
Of course it is you fuckin' goose, you.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


meataidstheft posted:

At the risk of bringing negative attention upon myself, I present my own tiny chest tattoo in response to the two requests to see it. It's a bit of an odd angle but it's actually straight.



See, if you turned this into something more detailed (and I don't mean steampunk for the sake of being steampunk, I'm entirely neutral on that "look") I think this would look better. The problem is it's too simple right now.

EDIT: vv I wasn't told it was gears either, but it's pretty obvious those aren't flowers.

IUG fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 01:58

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

IUG posted:

See, if you turned this into something more detailed (and I don't mean steampunk for the sake of being steampunk, I'm entirely neutral on that "look") I think this would look better. The problem is it's too simple right now.

If I hadn't been told it was gears, I would have assumed it was stylized flowers.

OhNoHiccups
Jun 15, 2007

Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!

Found this through a friend's Facebook. It's on a girl I went to high school and was done, along with at least two other, less crappy tattoos, by a third person from my high school. I can only assume it was done for free and in someone's house.

OhNoHiccups fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 02:24

LevelC
Feb 20, 2011


Perhaps the most tragic aspect of that tattoo is that certain parts actually make for a kind of interesting (if likely completely unintentional) effect. Mostly I like the almost airy quality of the inking, but as previously mentioned, that was probably just spotty rear end work. The tattoo design is horribly cliche and isn't even saved by good artistry.

LevelC
Feb 20, 2011


NurseRatched posted:




You never know, that could be intentional. Don't hate on those with odd sexual practices. And if that is unintentional I hope she learns a lesson when someone takes it literally. loving spell check.

Cacophonous Brown
Sep 26, 2008

Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz


FlyinPingu posted:

It's a quote from this crappy song so she didn't even come up with it herself.

And she misinterpreted it's meaning while talking about how meaningful the tattoo is.

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Cacophonous Brown posted:

And she misinterpreted it's meaning while talking about how meaningful the tattoo is.

Now that I think about it, What did Mraz intend the meaning to be anyway?

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


LevelC posted:

You never know, that could be intentional.

Maybe she's diabetic

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.


meataidstheft posted:

At the risk of bringing negative attention upon myself, I present my own tiny chest tattoo in response to the two requests to see it. It's a bit of an odd angle but it's actually straight.



That's a pretty boring thing to have tattooed on your chest.

ToiletOtter
Jun 18, 2007

Our Sammy singing a Serious solo Song.


It came from Facebook!
She and her husband got matching tattoos, isn't it...





sweet?


*Edited for grammar...it was bothering me.

ToiletOtter fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 13:24

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


LevelC posted:

You never know, that could be intentional. Don't hate on those with odd sexual practices. And if that is unintentional I hope she learns a lesson when someone takes it literally. loving spell check.

Or, she's really proud of her diabetes?

edit: Dam you, Hoover drat!

ToiletOtter posted:

Always and Forever
sweet?

If that popped up on my fb I don't know what it would take to keep me from saying "why, no, no it does not say those things at all".

Geolicious fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 03:58

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

Shit-post? I'll shit-post all over your windshield.


I know everyone gets up in arms when somebody claims not to be able to read a lovely-rear end-font tattoo, but I legitimately would not have been able to read "always" without the caption. "Forever" I probably could have figured out eventually.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Ambigram is to text tattoo as Dirlewanger SS is to Nazi

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009



Miau posted:

I know everyone gets up in arms when somebody claims not to be able to read a lovely-rear end-font tattoo, but I legitimately would not have been able to read "always" without the caption. "Forever" I probably could have figured out eventually.
I didn't see the caption because I was too busy trying to see what the gently caress it was. "Forever" I got pretty quickly, but I don't know if I would have ever gotten "Always."

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Seems like a waste to get an ambigram where the two words are synonyms.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Is there a dick butt ambigram yet.

Norse Code
Mar 9, 2007

Sir! A message from Bentham!


ToiletOtter posted:

It came from Facebook!
Her and her husband got matching tattoos, isn't it...





sweet?

Hahah I thought this said Forever Horny but then was disappointed when I scrolled down and say it was supposed to be Always

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008


ToiletOtter posted:

It came from Facebook!
Her and her husband got matching tattoos, isn't it...





sweet?

My eyes are weak. I would never have found 'always' in that mess. I might have found 'already'. 'Forever' looks like 'epruver', which is French for 'to suffer'. So I guess it would have been appropriate.

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


Norse Code posted:

Hahah I thought this said Forever Horny but then was disappointed when I scrolled down and say it was supposed to be Always

Ahahaha... now that's all I can see. Especially when looking at the thumbnails.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


WHEEZY HIDE A EGG posted:

Ambigram is to text tattoo as Dirlewanger SS is to Nazi

son

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

Oh facebook, never stop.






That's a baby's high chair :/

"I've been tattooing a week, what do you think?"

Wikipedia Brown
Aug 4, 2004

Star Trek:
The Motion Picture


ToastFaceKillah posted:

Oh facebook, never stop.



The moon kinda looks like it has a double chin.

Monolith.
Jan 28, 2011

To save the world from the expanding Zone.


ToiletOtter posted:

It came from Facebook!
She and her husband got matching tattoos, isn't it...







Friday Forever?

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


Briny Foray

Hellburger99
Jan 23, 2006

"I don't like that mooch...
or her pooch!
"

ToastFaceKillah posted:





I give up, what's wrong with this one? It could use some touch-ups, but nothing looks fundamentally terrible with it.

Edit: Eh, I still think it's salvageable, but upon closer inspection I withdraw my question.

Hellburger99 fucked around with this message at Jun 13, 2011 around 05:29

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

There is nothing good about that tattoo, whatsoever. The lines are lovely, and half will be gone when it heals. The attempt at shading is going to heal up spotted and lovely, and the coloring is something I would expect to see in a kid's coloring book.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


ToastFaceKillah posted:

There is nothing good about that tattoo, whatsoever. The lines are lovely, and half will be gone when it heals. The attempt at shading is going to heal up spotted and lovely, and the coloring is something I would expect to see in a kid's coloring book.

It looks like a decent tattoo in the thumbnail on my phone, but seeing it in full resolution on my laptop it just makes me sad.

Besides tragic comedy, what is a person like you doing being friends with a scumbag like this?

Helmholz
Nov 5, 2007

Who can stop the pain?



An old childhood friend turned SxE. He now has full sleeves with similar messages, including crossed bloody meat cleavers bearing the message "I've Got The Straight Edge" covering his chest. I wish I had more, but he doesn't like to show his ink off on the web. Ironic because he smoked pot and drank more than all of us combined back in the day.

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

I was just watching Bridezillas, and this one groom surprises his bride with some lovely new wrist tattoos right after the wedding. One wrist says "Expect" and the other says "Nothing."

It was fitting since the bride's biggest personality trait was "refusing to get a job."

zarbicore
Mar 13, 2004

Now I can see the whales

zarbicore posted:



looks like a kid coloured it in



On the same person, a new addition

whereismyshoe
Oct 21, 2008

that's not gone well...


ToastFaceKillah posted:

There is nothing good about that tattoo, whatsoever. The lines are lovely, and half will be gone when it heals. The attempt at shading is going to heal up spotted and lovely, and the coloring is something I would expect to see in a kid's coloring book.

i've gotta say though, i've seen worse lines from people who have been doing it for years and years.

flutterbyblue
Oct 29, 2007

I'm a little cat in a pretty hat!


ToastFaceKillah posted:

There is nothing good about that tattoo, whatsoever. The lines are lovely, and half will be gone when it heals. The attempt at shading is going to heal up spotted and lovely, and the coloring is something I would expect to see in a kid's coloring book.

I'm curious, though, if this guy had gone the right route (ie seek out an apprenticeship) would you say he had some potential? I mean, it's not a stellar tattoo, but it seems decent for someone who has only been tattooing for a week. Or are my expectations on what a beginning apprentice could do just really skewed? I have no experience with the industry so I'm curious.

Still, bad on him for being a kitchen wizard.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010

Go for the take him down!



I don't get whats going on here. Is the lady tattoo'd or is it a cover up and whats with her eyes?






Much better this time.






Not real feminine.








We suck at soccer anyway.






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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?


Nierbo posted:

Not real feminine.


While this isn't well executed, I kind of like the idea. Seems pretty feminine to me. It should be a little less busy tho. Some of the streaks look like scratches.

Nierbo posted:



Tattooing aside - this makes me mad. If you're going to sit down and get a stupid Nazi tattoo, at least have the sack to show it off without blanking out the swastika like a simpering pussy, pussy! Be a racist jerk if you want but at least OWN the fact that you're a racist jerk.

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