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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


jidohanbaiki posted:

Even now though, it's hard to wriggle a wire in because there are multiple dead end pockets inside the hole. Thanks for a spectacular job Claire's!

Get a pair of small titanium or niobium CBRs, 18 or 16 gauge, like these and keep 'em in whenever you're not wearing fashion earrings. Take them to a real piercer and tip a few bucks to put them in if you're not sure what you're doing. Should cure what ails ya.

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amplifier worship
Aug 26, 2010


Guy le Tatooer has some really intricate and pretty stuff, but this poo poo made me laugh. I'm sure that's exactly how it's supposed to look and everything, but drat if that cat doesn't look surly and drunk as gently caress. Not exactly in a tasteful place, either, although some of his other hand stuff looks really nice.

Spaticus
Feb 25, 2007

Understanding what thread you're in is futile the monkey said as it double-clicked the report button.


zarbicore
Mar 13, 2004

Now I can see the whales

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

Shit-post? I'll shit-post all over your windshield.


NLJP posted:

I just saw my first real life terrible tattoo the other day at a festival. A girl with horrible medieval text 'slim shady' as a tramp stamp.

Eminem posted:

She's got a tattoo of me right above her rear end man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps

It's okay, NLJP, Shady heard about the tat and wrote a song about her.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

Someone was probably going to buy him a big red title because he posted an image macro in the image macro thread which is a bad thing to do because any image macro you post is a direct reflection of your own views and opinions but I bought him this instead. (It wasn't funny though.)


Don't think I've seen this one yet

Druggachusettes
Jul 31, 2007



zarbicore posted:



The hands look like they are clapping because the lines above them look like action/noise lines.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Fucking Dinobots!

zarbicore posted:


The swirl at the end looks like a question mark. "Christ strengthens me? Huh?"

Fantasmo
Dec 19, 2008

by Fistgrrl


zarbicore posted:



I started reading the text without really looking at the image and in my peripheral vision the cuffs looked like balls and the hands looked like a dick all exploding poo poo out the top.

Dza
Feb 16, 2003



Druggachusettes posted:

The hands look like they are clapping because the lines above them look like action/noise lines.

They're clapping sarcastically for the artist missing the T in "strengthens". *golfclap*

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009



Fantasmo posted:

I started reading the text without really looking at the image and in my peripheral vision the cuffs looked like balls and the hands looked like a dick all exploding poo poo out the top.
This is what I see whenever I look away.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Time for another exciting installment of It Came From Facebook!:

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!


That tattoo looks like it had absolutely no thought put into it.

But you know, YOU KNOW, there is a really long drawn out explanation behind it. Like it represents her soul and how much she likes helium.

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


This is one of my white trash cousins. I am staying tuned for future content...

DAMMIT Forgot to edit out names. And you can't remove an attachment GAH!

Mods are awesome THANKS!

Geolicious fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2011 around 14:57

Hooks
Aug 25, 2007

He'll save children, but not the British children

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Time for another exciting installment of It Came From Facebook!:


Oh, I get it. "Helium heels" because she's a slut, right?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Nope, she just thought it was cute. I was posting it more for the ugly scripting.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010

Go for the take him down!

I thought I read on here that tattooing takes great skill. This person practiced for one day and then started tattooing.

quote:

Received the product in good condition....an user friendly machine...my 1st time to tattoo...used the practice skin for like 3hours...then the following day i started tattoing my self,my sister,my wife&my dad..see attached picture of my first simple work. of art..the names of my kids on the shoulder of there grandpa.

attachment: http://imgur.com/l4DSt

utada
Jun 6, 2006

I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.

Nierbo posted:

I thought I read on here that tattooing takes great skill. This person practiced for one day and then started tattooing.


attachment: http://imgur.com/l4DSt

As long as he sticks with letters, I say he's okay.

MustangCharlie
Dec 9, 2004
My daddy won't give me moneys for drugs.. Waaaaaa


synthetik posted:

Don't think I've seen this one yet



Can anyone explain the recent interest/revival of my little pony?

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


MustangCharlie posted:

Can anyone explain the recent interest/revival of my little pony?
No.
Nobody can.


Edit for contribution.

I fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2011 around 03:07

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

utada posted:

As long as he sticks with letters, I say he's okay.

Based on the evidence of this thread the probability of that is pretty small, but we can hope.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005
Carbonated Water

utada posted:

As long as he sticks with letters, I say he's okay.

I have to say I was expecting MUCH worse. Though he doesn't seem that great at spelling so perhaps sticking with words only is its own can of worms.

Quodio Stotes
Aug 8, 2010

by angerbot


Bojanglesworth posted:

Took this yesterday:



bigger: (http://i.imgur.com/ef6AK.jpg)

I thought you ripped off vice... but apparently you found this man

http://www.viceland.com/at/dd.php?id=344

AA is for Quitters
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Nierbo posted:

I thought I read on here that tattooing takes great skill. This person practiced for one day and then started tattooing.


attachment: http://imgur.com/l4DSt

That's...better than some of the tattoos in here that have been done by people with years of experience.

That said, I await the day when he decides to move on to bigger and better things.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010

Go for the take him down!

AA is for Quitters posted:

That's...better than some of the tattoos in here that have been done by people with years of experience.
Yeah, its an absolutely terrifying concept.

AA is for Quitters
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

So, Photobucket's main page had a link to photos tagged "tattoo"

these are the results:


Not too bad, just horribly crooked.


There's about two pages of this guy's promo shots. He's apparently an "artist", and he did his sleeves himself.


The best of the lot, but it's still alexisonfire lyrics on your forearm. For life.


"Lotus flower with diamond stamen" I would have never seen the diamond had it not been pointed out.

dmt.s
Dec 28, 2010


Bojanglesworth posted:

Took this yesterday:



bigger: (http://i.imgur.com/ef6AK.jpg)
He has a WingDings tramp stamp.
Can anyone decode what it says?

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Quodio Stotes posted:

I thought you ripped off vice... but apparently you found this man

http://www.viceland.com/at/dd.php?id=344

Haha! That is awesome. He seemed normal enough, and by normal enough I mean he wasn't freaking out or doing anything insane. He was just standing around watching some band play at warped tour, seemed to be enjoying himself.

happyflurple
Oct 31, 2006



Anyone see the Jodie Marsh tattoo apprentice show recently? Holy poo poo. She left the first shop she asked to let her apprentice because she refused to do dogsbody work, and then went on to give her own drat father a massive tattoo of the family crest.

I really really hope it's a series and not just a one off.

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009


Druggachusettes
Jul 31, 2007



"I want Johnny Cash with Conan O'brien hair."

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.


AA is for Quitters posted:




"Lotus flower with diamond stamen" I would have never seen the diamond had it not been pointed out.

This looks like a cover up of something that included a diamond.

Space Cob
Jan 23, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

AA is for Quitters posted:



Artichoke.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch


AA is for Quitters posted:


The best of the lot, but it's still alexisonfire lyrics on your forearm. For life.

Not that it makes this better, but alexisonfire has a policy where you can get into their concerts for free if you have a tattoo and provide proof before the show.

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



Found classic piece of fine art on Facebook

Slippy G
Jul 2, 2007

oh shit


El Estrago Bonito posted:

Not that it makes this better, but alexisonfire has a policy where you can get into their concerts for free if you have a tattoo and provide proof before the show.

That possibly makes it worse

AircraftNoise
May 9, 2008


October Revolution posted:

Found classic piece of fine art on Facebook



The best part about this is that its on a dude.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007




Accidentally clicked a second time with the Obfuscate in Greenshot, no Undo button, oh well.

Several friends removed on Facebook.

Edit: Aaaand I left his name in anyhow. Oh well. I don't really care.

Kerfuffle
Aug 16, 2007

The sky calls to us~


I think Tinkerbell tattoos are the trashiest trash tattoos I can think of. Worse than Looney Tunes or confederate flags or anything else. Tinkerbell is the worst.

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Huge Liability
Mar 2, 2010


I met a man this weekend who had a bunch of interesting tattoos, including a huge John Deere logo and a crude drawing of a manure spreader making GBS threads out his daughters' names in cursive. I didn't have a camera on me so I'm hoping that he has pictures on Facebook.

Kerfuffle posted:

I think Tinkerbell tattoos are the trashiest trash tattoos I can think of. Worse than Looney Tunes or confederate flags or anything else. Tinkerbell is the worst.

Speaking of Looney Tunes, there are at least two people in the world with a tattoo of the tasmanian devil riding a John Deere tractor.


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