Oh I thought I could wash it off... Tasteless Tattoos

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An observer: Aug 30, 2008; where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea

shut the gently caress up

# ? Dec 17, 2010 00:59

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homerlaw: Sep 21, 2008; Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best

# ? Dec 17, 2010 01:12

zarbicore: Mar 13, 2004; Now I can see the whales

Ampersand-e posted:

It's not bad, just ugly.

This is it, can we just leave it at that? We don't need 2 more pages about that loving tattoo.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 01:16

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

homerlaw posted:

This is awesome.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 01:30

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

zarbicore posted:

This is it, can we just leave it at that? We don't need 2 more pages about that loving tattoo.

We can leave it at that so long as I can add that if you're not a tattooist, you don't know poo poo about tattoos and and your opinions only go as far as "art."

# ? Dec 17, 2010 01:45

Red Octopus!!: Oct 27, 2010; by Fistgrrl

homerlaw posted:

I can has virginity?

# ? Dec 17, 2010 02:06

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

# ? Dec 17, 2010 02:22

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

Slim Killington posted:

Holy. gently caress.

This is literally the worst tattoo I have ever seen in my life.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 02:24

zarbicore: Mar 13, 2004; Now I can see the whales

Bojanglesworth posted:

Holy. gently caress.

This is literally the worst tattoo I have ever seen in my life.

I love it when people get their children to draw animals and then have said drawing tattooed on exactly as the child drew it. Especially when they have the commitment to do it so large that it covers their entire back.

You have to have some admiration for loving their child that much.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 02:55

30 Goddamned Dicks: Sep 8, 2010; I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.

Ever wondered what the tattoo "artist" who did all these horrifically lovely tattoos looks like?

Sparing no expense for sanitation!

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:00

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

Ever wondered what the tattoo "artist" who did all these horrifically lovely tattoos looks like?

Sparing no expense for sanitation!

Judging by that landing strip on his chin and that sweet bandana/foakleys this guy isnt going to let anything slow him down.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:33

Drama Llama: Mar 27, 2009; "I hope you can take one alive sheriff, it would be a boom to science..."

Does this quote even make sense?

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:33

Mr Clownfish: Jan 1, 2010

Drama Llama posted:

Does this quote even make sense?

It is kind of the same as "if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Put more simply: Be happy with the way things are, don't angst over the way you want things to be.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:40

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.

Didn't Bob Marley say Love the life you live AND live the life you love?

I thought that was him , but I dunno.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:55

Cinnamon Bastard: Dec 15, 2006; But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

well, it was a comma, but yes Marley was going for both. She apparently believes in accepting her circumstances followed by suicide

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:56

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

Ever wondered what the tattoo "artist" who did all these horrifically lovely tattoos looks like?

Sparing no expense for sanitation!

Yeah, nice sterility and cross-contamination prevention going on here. Christ I could have a field day with this image Highlights magazine-style circling everything that's wrong. And hey, here's a pro-tip: never trust a tattooist with no tattoos.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 03:57

The Macaroni: Dec 20, 2002; ...it does nothing.

An observer posted:

shut the gently caress up

Yeah, this. I'll let the last page or so slide, mostly because I'm tired. But the axe is coming out after this--post tattoo pictures, not bullshit.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 04:14

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.

Here's one I have not seen. Is part of that finger missing or is a perspective dealie?

http://img.waffleimages.com/4ef0134...5-tasteless.jpg

# ? Dec 17, 2010 04:23

TomBosleyExp: Feb 16, 2005; You look unhappy.
I like that.

Geolicious posted:

Here's one I have not seen. Is part of that finger missing or is a perspective dealie?

http://img.waffleimages.com/4ef0134...5-tasteless.jpg

no, he lost the first knuckle off that finger

# ? Dec 17, 2010 05:35

christina: Dec 29, 2008

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

Ever wondered what the tattoo "artist" who did all these horrifically lovely tattoos looks like?

Sparing no expense for sanitation!

No gloves make me want to

# ? Dec 17, 2010 11:11

christina: Dec 29, 2008

My friend's on again/off again girlfriend. Thank you, Facebook.

http://img.waffleimages.com/bcf97ac...2e4ee/jing1.jpg

She gave most of her tattoos to herself.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 11:27

Bad Sneakers: Sep 4, 2004; me irl

homerlaw posted:

At first I thought that guy was in fatigues and the thought of a solider with that tattoo made me chuckle.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 13:34

Millow: Apr 30, 2006; Pleazy Worky Outzy

homerlaw posted:

I just started laughing when i saw this. It's a sad looking ice-cube dice skull!

edit: oh and the poo poo around is just looks like some kind of hosed up disgusting bruise

# ? Dec 17, 2010 16:57

Cheesus: Oct 17, 2002; Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.

IUG posted:

How do you misspell your own sibling's name?

Ith more common than you think.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 17:00

meataidstheft: Jul 31, 2005; Yous a lady Skwisgaar!

christina posted:

http://img.waffleimages.com/bcf97ac...2e4ee/jing1.jpg

I used to do this in Home Ec when I was 10 or 11. It's wicked hardcore to stick pins through the skin you can't even really feel. WICKED.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 17:29

Mecharasputin: May 30, 2009

Technically it's not terrible, but ugh

# ? Dec 17, 2010 18:00

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

Mecharasputin posted:

Technically it's not terrible, but ugh

Look at that sassy bitch. I loving hate cats.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 18:04

Thenipwax: Jun 20, 2001; by Ozmaugh

Slim Killington posted:

Yeah, nice sterility and cross-contamination prevention going on here. Christ I could have a field day with this image Highlights magazine-style circling everything that's wrong. And hey, here's a pro-tip: never trust a tattooist with no tattoos.

What about the empty beer bottles in the background? I imagine it is a bit more laid back at a tattoo parlor than an office, but is that usually a no-no for the workers?

# ? Dec 17, 2010 20:47

Xarthor: Nov 11, 2003; Is Your Printer Out
of Ink or Toner?
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One of the girls from that stupid MTV show "Teen Mom" got her daughter tattooed on her.

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# ? Dec 17, 2010 20:57

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

Xarthor posted:

One of the girls from that stupid MTV show "Teen Mom" got her daughter tattooed on her.

Holy poo poo, which one is that. My guess would be the chick Amber since her baby looks like the Michelin man and that is the closest I can tell from that tattoo.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 21:08

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE: Dec 28, 2000; Big boy, Hungry boy.

Xarthor posted:

One of the girls from that stupid MTV show "Teen Mom" got her daughter tattooed on her.

She birthed a fuckin' Cabbage Patch Kid?!

# ? Dec 17, 2010 21:18

Xarthor: Nov 11, 2003; Is Your Printer Out
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Bojanglesworth posted:

Holy poo poo, which one is that. My guess would be the chick Amber since her baby looks like the Michelin man and that is the closest I can tell from that tattoo.

Yep. Amber.

Here's the pic (I think) from which the tattoo artist was working.

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# ? Dec 17, 2010 21:46

Bojanglesworth: Oct 20, 2006; Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more

Xarthor posted:

Yep. Amber.

Here's the pic (I think) from which the tattoo artist was working.

She shoulda put Gary on there too.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 21:48

Red Octopus!!: Oct 27, 2010; by Fistgrrl

Fun fact: The Japanese used tattoos to label criminals, and in modern times, some people have been arrested for having them.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 22:36

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Red Octopus!! posted:

Fun fact: The Japanese used tattoos to label criminals, and in modern times, some people have been arrested for having them.

Tattooed individuals are not allowed into many establishments in Japan, bathhouses being a primary example. They wouldn't let me into most of them.

# ? Dec 17, 2010 22:49

Bonster: Mar 3, 2007; Keep rolling, rolling

Everyone's been so grumpy lately.

I think she's having a seizure.

I couldn't tell if this was a real one or temporary one, but if it's real it's too bad to pass up.

NOW... until the next generation, and then the lasers have to come out.

Yeah, there's nothing good about this one.

Let's all be united in our mockery.

# ? Dec 18, 2010 00:54

DeADHeaD: Sep 11, 2001; What has been seen cannot be unseen.

meataidstheft posted:

I used to do this in Home Ec when I was 10 or 11. It's wicked hardcore to stick pins through the skin you can't even really feel. WICKED.

Ditto. I didn't think it was hardcore, I just thought it was kinda neat. (And in retrospect, a great way to contract stuff

)

Here's a good one taken from ratemyink, a constant source of tattoo gold:

# ? Dec 18, 2010 02:23

BlazingSun: Feb 19, 2005; Remember, you are all just bricks in the wall.

Another tale of "It came from Facebook!"

# ? Dec 18, 2010 18:40

CharlesWillisMaddox: Jun 6, 2007; by angerbeet

DeADHeaD posted:

Ditto. I didn't think it was hardcore, I just thought it was kinda neat. (And in retrospect, a great way to contract stuff )

Here's a good one taken from ratemyink, a constant source of tattoo gold:

Personally, I find down syndrome Marilyn Monroe to be an amazing tattoo. Full of acceptance and proof that even the down syndromed can be beautiful.

# ? Dec 18, 2010 19:44

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Jesa: Dec 3, 2007; beep beep

BME did an interview with the guy with the white power unicorn, which is not at all the most offensive/tasteless tattoo this guy has...

http://news.bmezine.com/2009/03/09/...teless-tattoos/

Jesa fucked around with this message at Dec 18, 2010 around 20:45

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